@SaraJChipps Nice, let's tee up a page for people who stutter, have a lisp, are deaf, and "retards" next. That'd be so fucking funnay!
— zedshaw #5628435419 1 week ago
Dear Microsoft and Blackberry, if you force upgrade my fucking phone to install Bing, do NOT require trusted application access for the shit
— zedshaw #5565876080 2 weeks ago
@berlinbrown Coat the tilapia with a bit of olive oil. Salt and pepper the shit out of it. Heat some olive oil in a pan. Fry the fish.
— zedshaw #5403211107 2 weeks ago
@digitalmechanic Writing shit to the disk rather than rending it all the time.
— zedshaw #5326811389 3 weeks ago
.@ZUGILUS HEY, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THIS. WHY DON'T GO BLOW YOUR 29 FOLLOWERS? IT WON'T TAKE _YOU_ VERY LONG. #cruisecontrolforawesome
— zedshaw #5206770038 3 weeks ago
@dozba I'd go as Zed from Zardoz for Halloween if it weren't so fucking cold out. http://bit.ly/Smo8T
— zedshaw #4982498430 on October 18, 2009
Shit, the logins on fretwar.com are totally boned because I didn't read the docs on sessions right.
— zedshaw #4955599355 on October 17, 2009
@tlesher Fossil is git+trac where everything is stored in the git, and not fucking crazy stupid like git.
— zedshaw #4812754888 on October 12, 2009
I think, after the GWA and "idempotent" fiasco, google can *fucking blow me*. http://tr.im/B6Oq
— zedshaw #4711468076 on October 8, 2009
Shit, Round 1 on fretwar.com will require a bit of interpretation. Should be interesting....
— zedshaw #4704436274 on October 8, 2009
@thinkwritemute pffft. It's a fucking vcs. Who gives a shit about design? And, you can change the html and css in it via the admin.
— zedshaw #4617669660 on October 4, 2009
@digitalmechanic I would, except the same obnoxious douchebags who bitch about the ZSFA joke don't get that it's a joke about them.
— zedshaw #4502755628 on September 30, 2009
@pssdbt I don't use SO because they have implied using my questions and responses as a product for recruiters for rating me. Fuck that.
— zedshaw #4454723387 on September 28, 2009
@gilesgoatboy Fucking with haters is seriously like 1/2 the fun of the internet.
— zedshaw #4398251205 on September 26, 2009
@Jebdm I don't think I'm assuming that I'm the only Zed. More likely it's a *fucking joke*, you know?
— zedshaw #4159983631 on September 21, 2009
Holy shit, this Zoom R16 looks insanely great. http://bit.ly/4jCeUk
— zedshaw #4104320532 on September 19, 2009
@dozba You suck compared to me. I could shit into a flower pot and get front page coverage on how it's (original,brilliant,lame,i'm a c ...
— zedshaw #4096508233 on September 18, 2009
@dastels I wanna build one of these http://www.guitarkitsusa.com/ and put in some crazy shit.
— zedshaw #3963050499 on September 13, 2009
@mitchblevins Probably the same number that equals how much I give a shit. :-)
— zedshaw #3943624517 on September 12, 2009
Ok, Gundam make so fucking sense. It's like a meta-abstraction on an abstraction of a dialogue derived from Macbeth.
— zedshaw #3683418749 on September 1, 2009
@jdunck And, why the fuck am I even debating that? You honestly think innocent people can be executed? Defies all logic and reason.
— zedshaw #3558224050 on August 26, 2009
@Klondike Conserve your outrage for someone who gives a shit.
— zedshaw #3433945813 on August 20, 2009
@spooneybarger Who cares, it's a dick move either way. Oh boo hoo, people know who you are. Fucking take Karate lessons and STFU.
— zedshaw #3412230954 on August 19, 2009
Ok, so if _why was hacked it was by a bad motherfucker. I'm starting to doubt that theory, and now wondering if he's ok.
— zedshaw #3409674211 on August 19, 2009
I used this today on my head: http://bit.ly/hZzoD Holy crap that shit is like the shaving Jesus.
— zedshaw #3385463015 on August 18, 2009
@gilesgoatboy Obviously no place will ever hold my interest forever, but right now SF is interesting. In 5 years? Who fucking cares.
— zedshaw #3373693684 on August 17, 2009
@daveambrose I'm listening to Log Bomb, then My Shit Is Perfect. Hopefully I'll find this bug by the time I hear My Shit Is Perfect. :-)
— zedshaw #3238981559 on August 10, 2009
Harry Potter fucking sucked. That is quite possibly the most aniti-climactic over hyped ending ever. Snore.
— zedshaw #3203327501 on August 9, 2009
Cool, deployed myinboxisnota.tv a few times. Kind of fucked the data once, but got it back on track.
— zedshaw #3200428684 on August 8, 2009
Holy fucking crap, it took me 2 days to dust off my resume. Thank god for TeX. Doing that in Word would have been impossible.
— zedshaw #3153040693 on August 5, 2009
Holy shit, I just may have a badass setup for doing stylized html email in Lamson. Stay tuned, this'll be spamtastic awesome time.
— zedshaw #3064099552 on July 31, 2009
Yay! Yahoo may finally die the death it needs, and take it's shit email service with it.
— zedshaw #2913476597 on July 29, 2009
@soxley Yep, but seriously, if your webserver can't daemonize and/or serve files, it fails. Just totally fucking fails. Even if testing.
— zedshaw #2844189416 on July 25, 2009
I was gonna implement a fancy archive thing for librelist.com, but fuck it, for this release i'm gonna do an rsync read-only service.
— zedshaw #2711627042 on July 18, 2009
MINIONS! Someone buy the domain "microturfing.com" and parody the fuck out of this site: http://bit.ly/Np5n2
— zedshaw #2706247001 on July 18, 2009
Whaat?! I knew Goldman Sacks was evil as shit but this can't be true. http://tr.im/rE38 reference to http://tr.im/rE3k
— zedshaw #2558265345 on July 9, 2009
@jawbroken So, you admit not being a video encoding expert, and then claim you know that benchmark "fucking sucks"? Nice.
— zedshaw #2491948680 on July 5, 2009
@scrogson Soon, I need to get better video editing shit, but I'm doing one soon. I'd rather write a doc though.
— zedshaw #2431513127 on July 1, 2009
Haha, I'm gonna use Canary all fuc♛ day to find all the weird shit it does.
— zedshaw #2419904516 on July 1, 2009
What fuc♛ moron fuc♛ dipshit thought replacing fuc♛ "ing" with random fuc♛ shit was a good idea? Programmers are weird.
— zedshaw #2419889233 on July 1, 2009
I totally forgot about The Bastard Fairies. L:At Home
— zedshaw #2419538872 on July 1, 2009
@elotente The Perez Hilton of programming? Well shit, as long as I'm not the Michael Arrington of coding I'm cool w/ that? Dickhead fuck.
— zedshaw #2408885596 on June 30, 2009
Ahahaha! SORBS doesn't have a valid signed SSL cert. How fucking lame can you be if you claim to secure mail and can't get HTTPS right?
— zedshaw #2383505992 on June 29, 2009
Off to get gear to pimp out my Princeton Reverb amp. It's gonna totally fucking rock, or at least not sound like crap. :-)
— zedshaw #2361816434 on June 27, 2009
Holy crap, gandi.net is offering free 1 year SSL certs with domain reg, plus free identity protection in whois. Fucking damn awesome.
— zedshaw #2350323582 on June 26, 2009
Ok, can someone tell me why the fucking hell NetBSD renames the smtp.py lib in Python 2.6 to smtpd2.6.py and ONLY that library?
— zedshaw #2321307424 on June 24, 2009
@fabulousjacob Fuck if I know, I just hooked it up yesterday. So far it works best if I setup the memory buttons to two sounds and switch.
— zedshaw #2313238371 on June 24, 2009
Mutt can suck my fucking cock: '=?iso-8859-1?B?SOlhdnkgTel05WwgVW7uY/hk?=\n\t=?iso-8859-1?Q?=E9?='
— zedshaw #2286562373 on June 22, 2009
I fucking love CeDell Davis.
— zedshaw #2282663665 on June 22, 2009
