@kalamishere Yeah don't retweet me either motherfucker
— yiannopoulos #3353382727 on August 16, 2009
@BenLaMothe It's not amusing. It's shit.
— yiannopoulos #3351877103 on August 16, 2009
Blog post: Does Angela Hewitt think Andrei Gavrilov is a shit pianist? http://is.gd/2iO0W
— yiannopoulos #3337064716 on August 15, 2009
My BlackBerry is totally fucked. Won't even turn on. Grr.
— yiannopoulos #3327522000 on August 15, 2009
@utku I just did it for you. It came out as "disloyal cunt".
— yiannopoulos #3306139892 on August 14, 2009
@utku You're quite witty for a back-stabbing bastard.
— yiannopoulos #3265111695 on August 12, 2009
Fucking hell. RT @telegraphtech: Microsoft banned from selling Word in US http://tinyurl.com/md68tf
— yiannopoulos #3264424408 on August 12, 2009
@paulcarr Let me guess: "Man up or fuck off"?
— yiannopoulos #3216900469 on August 9, 2009
I officially QUIT Safari 4. What a stinking heap of shit.
— yiannopoulos #3200665102 on August 8, 2009
@screenjabber Decided to close the bastard down at last?
— yiannopoulos #3182974213 on August 7, 2009
@indiaknight What was "that"? A fuck? A particularly satisfying dump?
— yiannopoulos #3164277267 on August 6, 2009
Seriously, Microsoft: what the fuck is all this about http://tr.im/vyGb (via @ianbetteridge)
— yiannopoulos #3143866188 on August 5, 2009
These young people, furtively clutching each other under the table over pizza and the second cheapest wine on the menu. Fucking idiots.
— yiannopoulos #3076313976 on August 1, 2009
What the fuck is "The Boondock Saints"?
— yiannopoulos #3071379315 on August 1, 2009
@holysmoke It's so peculiar. I honestly don't understand why Lefties can't take a fucking joke.
— yiannopoulos #3071260992 on August 1, 2009
There is no way to get things done besides being a bastard. That's just how it is.
— yiannopoulos #2940514612 on July 30, 2009
@techchuff Brilliant. What a fucking idiot.
— yiannopoulos #2929398327 on July 30, 2009
Phone bill. £401.78. Fuck.
— yiannopoulos #2917164304 on July 29, 2009
My leg (http://tr.im/uzdZ) just seized up again. Fuck. #pain #pain #pain
— yiannopoulos #2907868427 on July 29, 2009
@empireofno Makes you realise how fucking ugly the old page was.
— yiannopoulos #2901435707 on July 28, 2009
ROFL RT @wompkin: @paulcarr you've certainly become a garrulous fuck of late. HUSH!
— yiannopoulos #2901179528 on July 28, 2009
RT @paulcarr: Me again: "After TwitViewer, five handy tips for staying safe" (You fucking idiots) http://bit.ly/L2lpP
— yiannopoulos #2897821015 on July 28, 2009
Oh, it's just fans who *want* him to have one. Well, sure. The award is so debased at this point, who really gives a fuck?
— yiannopoulos #2869885209 on July 27, 2009
Jeremy Clarkson calls Gordon Brown a cunt and gets told off. Sigh. When did stating the self-evident become unacceptable?
— yiannopoulos #2836319895 on July 25, 2009
Jeremy Clarkson called Gordon Brown a cunt. When did statingt self-evident ?
— yiannopoulos #2836312452 on July 25, 2009
Snooping in my 76-year-old grandmother's diary, I see that she has started using the word "motherfucker" rather liberally.
— yiannopoulos #2831796369 on July 24, 2009
I know this is silly but I'm fucking terrified. #miloupnorth
— yiannopoulos #2788618009 on July 22, 2009
@robertloch providing "balance"? Fuck me.
— yiannopoulos #2782155872 on July 22, 2009
I'm just going to come right out and say it: Mariah Carey's "Obsessed" is fucking awesome.
— yiannopoulos #2755518172 on July 21, 2009
@fjoms Fuck you.
— yiannopoulos #2653643262 on July 15, 2009
1st class on intercity train. Man opposite: public sector. Woman across: public sector. Man next to me: public fucking sector. Christ.
— yiannopoulos #2653385984 on July 15, 2009
@giacavalli What the FUCK?! Waaaaahhh?!
— yiannopoulos #2641610688 on July 14, 2009
Managing multiple Twitter accounts is a fucking nightmare.
— yiannopoulos #2632419042 on July 14, 2009
Apparently it cleans "10x deeper" than "traditional cleansing". What a load of shit.
— yiannopoulos #2604039154 on July 12, 2009
RT @grumblemouse: best thing about Spotify - it's not fucking social - I have no friends on there or recommendations - just me and my tunes
— yiannopoulos #2585600115 on July 11, 2009
Ow ow ow ow OW equals STRONG PAINKILLERS. I know the NHS has gone to shit but surely they at least understand that?
— yiannopoulos #2576308668 on July 10, 2009
I am going to have the most EPIC brandy when I get home. Fucking paracetamol indeed.
— yiannopoulos #2575886211 on July 10, 2009
My leg's fucked and I've been dumped on the set of the Jeremy Kyle show. What a way to a spend Friday night.
— yiannopoulos #2575130124 on July 10, 2009
My leg just gave out. I am in acute pain. The ambulance is here. Tweeting to keep my mind off it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
— yiannopoulos #2574138723 on July 10, 2009
@sevitzdotcom Rubbish. Get with the fucking programme.
— yiannopoulos #2554267884 on July 9, 2009
RT @BenLaMothe: There we go! RT @damonmorgan: RT @worldofchris: http://twitpic.com/9lp3n - Flooding Victoria Station << fuck.
— yiannopoulos #2516779077 on July 7, 2009
I know I've said this before, but T-Mobile's data service is terrible. Absolutely fucking terrible.
— yiannopoulos #2503908474 on July 6, 2009
@al3xanderj Fuck the consensus. Do it because I said so.
— yiannopoulos #2497448105 on July 6, 2009
"Really, I had only one question for [@ssethi]: "Are you out of your fucking mind?" The answer to that question is yes." http://bit.ly/y2LnZ
— yiannopoulos #2467174248 on July 4, 2009
@paulcarr Bollocks. It's like a plea for top-slicing. FOUR HUNDRED PEOPLE?!
— yiannopoulos #2370822533 on June 28, 2009
Number of unread emails since the #moonwalk chaos began at 10am yesterday: 435. Fuck.
— yiannopoulos #2364956031 on June 27, 2009
At 10am, I think: fuck it, let's do it. At 6.15pm, 3,000 people are dancing to Billie Jean in Liverpool St. That's amazing. Thank you all!
— yiannopoulos #2352367609 on June 26, 2009
RT @iboy: Often controversial, always outspoken, but whatever you think, @yiannopoulos Liverpool Street flashmob fucking rocked. Bravo!
— yiannopoulos #2350038477 on June 26, 2009
Shit, it's 3pm already! #moonwalk
— yiannopoulos #2343940608 on June 26, 2009
