@Bradmchargue "So fucking terrible" is something else.
— williambgoss #5786137334 4 days ago
@danielwcarlson I was never in doubt, you magnificent bastard.
— williambgoss #5742347710 5 days ago
Aw, shit, I went and woke up.
— williambgoss #5507034316 2 weeks ago
The Box: holy jeez-fuck.
— williambgoss #5468243567 2 weeks ago
@ScottObiSwan You let your daughter watch Snow White? You sick fuck...
— williambgoss #4959080505 on October 17, 2009
@Brotodeau Nah, picked that up on my own. They would've insisted on The Blair Bitch Project regardless...
— williambgoss #4931047439 on October 16, 2009
@bdgrabinski Whoa, whoa, what happened to "Fuck everything about this week"?
— williambgoss #4854966119 on October 13, 2009
@Aaron_Morgan @moiseschiu Fuck it, me three.
— williambgoss #4742306897 on October 9, 2009
// "I watched Year One today." "Again?" "That shit was funny, man." #eavesdropping
— williambgoss #4720628700 on October 8, 2009
@JamesRocchi As @SpeedinUptoStop so eloquently stated: "Adrien Brody kicked a dinosaur in the face in King Kong, he don't fuck around."
— williambgoss #4671267590 on October 6, 2009
// Down Terrace wins Next Wave Best Picture, fuck yeah! #fantasticfest
— williambgoss #4462229306 on September 28, 2009
@ldmullen @scottEweinberg @ColeAbaius Guys, guys! Josh Olson won't read your fucking Tweets.
— williambgoss #4016544168 on September 15, 2009
@daneckman No worries. Likely shooting for tomorrow instead. After all, I need to know just who fucked that bread.
— williambgoss #3920109921 on September 11, 2009
// Seriously, what's with this piano ballad shit?
— williambgoss #3771335934 on September 4, 2009
@ericwalkuski Shakespeare in Shit
— williambgoss #3696798967 on September 1, 2009
@ldmullen Would you say "Fuck that" when you get turned away at the South Lamar for something you would've seen for sure at the Paramount?
— williambgoss #3229384150 on August 10, 2009
@ldmullen Will you say "Fuck that" when you get turned away at the South Lamar for something you would've seen for sure at the Paramount?
— williambgoss #3229378830 on August 10, 2009
@rejects "GI Joe was a fucking blast. A pretty kick-ass ride. Excellent pacing, sweet action, stays within itself well. It's a winner."
— williambgoss #2924574108 on July 29, 2009
"loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit."
— williambgoss #2746002320 on July 20, 2009
@scottEweinberg Point is, you never have a reel's worth of exposition being dumped on you by a cranky robot, and shit. #michaelbayandshit
— williambgoss #2490749178 on July 5, 2009
@lawyer_thomas Now try that again, but with the #fessupfriday hashtag. I want this shit to catch on! :)
— williambgoss #2449200045 on July 2, 2009
// "Oh, shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint!" http://bit.ly/1moEKe
— williambgoss #2448074564 on July 2, 2009
// Come what may... and shit. #michaelbayandshit #g'night
— williambgoss #2433258349 on July 2, 2009
@DrewAtHitFix I'm happy to know that we both like liking things. Fuck you.
— williambgoss #2365840307 on June 27, 2009
@Massawyrm Look, if you really want me to make the move, you gotta stop tipping me off about shit like that in advance.
— williambgoss #2355818061 on June 27, 2009
RT @kirk13 "It's hilarious, people who actually like Transformers 2 throwing opening day #s in the rest of our faces. Still a shitty movie."
— williambgoss #2329003986 on June 25, 2009
// Night, folks. With any luck, all that Kubrick pays off tomorrow (and shit!).
— williambgoss #2323403524 on June 25, 2009
just lost another dog back home. Fuck.
— williambgoss #2282621905 on June 22, 2009
// The great thing about perspective is that you can always get some more. (Man, I could write some fortune cookies with shit like that.)
— williambgoss #2247855204 on June 19, 2009
@kristapley But that would merit, um, like, pausing and shit.
— williambgoss #2231551904 on June 18, 2009
@jamesrocchi To quote a friend: President Glover is getting too old for this shit.
— williambgoss #2228237993 on June 18, 2009
@kristapley Fuck, Aeon Flux at least got 10 PM the night before...
— williambgoss #2212618548 on June 17, 2009
// Me: "I think I'll crash for an hour or two before my flight." Tyler: "But you NEVER crash for just an hour or two..." Me: "Right. Fuck."
— williambgoss #2085848759 on June 8, 2009
@moiseschiu That was us with Land of the Lost. Took forty minutes of fuck-ups to get the first five minutes going.
— williambgoss #2038852080 on June 4, 2009
// Tomorrow: writing reviews, watching Kubrick's 2001, mailing shit, faxing shit, and approximately 95 other problems.
— williambgoss #2026645601 on June 4, 2009
// Okay, I'm starving, it's freezing, and the cell reception's for shit. So long, interwebs, for now...
— williambgoss #1938674128 on May 27, 2009
// "Fuck, call me and I’ll loan you a goddamn tripod." 10 amusing commandments for the m-word Hillis hates: http://bit.ly/XB2xN (@jmerriman)
— williambgoss #1914521044 on May 25, 2009
@ldmullen Oh, never mind, you're all boarded and shit.
— williambgoss #1903797167 on May 24, 2009
@wallacewallace That was our working title. Now it's "Monkey Trek." Kids'll eat that shit up.
— williambgoss #1839008312 on May 18, 2009
@brianorndorf Shit, did I CC you on that memo? Sorry.
— williambgoss #1800172244 on May 14, 2009
@kristapley So... not quite a piece of shit, eh?
— williambgoss #1781789065 on May 13, 2009
@TheRobotard8000 Fuck no.
— williambgoss #1756058815 on May 10, 2009
@LindsMes313 When life gives you lemons, just say "fuck the lemons" and bail.
— williambgoss #1699636474 on May 4, 2009
@moiseschiu Late '09/early '10. When I know more, you'll more. In the meantime, enjoy your Saturday night. Ashley keeps observing shit. :)
— williambgoss #1684531940 on May 2, 2009
@TheRobotard8000 And yet clearly not enough. (Still, "tumescent" makes up for a lot of shit...)
— williambgoss #1683587617 on May 2, 2009
is going to sleep now. You can surely wait to read his thoughts on "Bitch Pleeze: The Movie" until the ayem.
— williambgoss #1602136241 on April 24, 2009
@rcjohnso Or maybe instead: Shit evolves. We get it, Mr. Kubrick.
— williambgoss #1601931116 on April 24, 2009
@peteramartin Our kids: "You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no WDLH in Modesto. Movies are fuckin' bullshit."
— williambgoss #1597794894 on April 23, 2009
// Captain's Blog: "Space... shit happens out there."
— williambgoss #1492760414 on April 10, 2009
