#Twontest Tway me off, Tweeboard Twat...
— wendelldotme #3617850196 on August 28, 2009
#Twontest I twink I'm gonna be in twouble for twat one...
— wendelldotme #3617194551 on August 28, 2009
sez @grohac: I'm going to have to make payments of 1563.50 a month after I graduate. I. Am. Fucked. (no, You Are American)
— wendelldotme #3369564267 on August 17, 2009
quoting @TheBloggess: "know what *never* is a trending topic? The word "the". And I use it all the £µ¢king time." Try #the; also try #fuck
— wendelldotme #3336746161 on August 15, 2009
RT @DJSynthe You take the red pill, and you'll have to pee like a bitch. Its a diuretic #1stdraftmovielines (I KNOW that pill)
— wendelldotme #2562940214 on July 9, 2009
RT @BobbyPanterA Houston, we've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one #1stdraftmovielines (best use of rap lyric EVAH)
— wendelldotme #2562712401 on July 9, 2009
quoting @codinghorror ""liver could not be transferred from this body because you are not authorized to use it on yours." DRM's a bitch"
— wendelldotme #2261991647 on June 20, 2009
@wigu And the reason we don't is because the discussion ends up being dominated by "dumb motherfucker" parents.
— wendelldotme #1248436421 on February 25, 2009
RT for change I can believe in @trench "I think Obama just spent the last hour saying (possibly not verbatim): "Fuck you, Tony Robbins.""
— wendelldotme #1247815527 on February 24, 2009
@wabbitoid If you wonder why I make fun of Twitterers from Maine, it's because it's so much like the CentralCalCoast BUT WITH SHITTY WEATHER
— wendelldotme #1241481227 on February 23, 2009
And I wouldn't mind if all of my followers with web buzzword shit in their bios would unfollow me. I don't need it. Don't want it. Any of it
— wendelldotme #1237737640 on February 22, 2009
I am sick and tired of web buzzword shit. I'm going thru my 'followings' and UNfollow everyone with "SEO" or "Social Marketing" in their bio
— wendelldotme #1237733737 on February 22, 2009
AHA! It caught my un-bulled-shit comment, but I wonder about its claim to be counting dicks...
— wendelldotme #1236763427 on February 22, 2009
No, and I think I've used shit (most likely in the bullshit form) since the last time it noticed me swearing.
— wendelldotme #1236759153 on February 22, 2009
@txvoodoo No kind of Big Lie (or Mouse-Sized Lie) is below the GOP. Fortunately, it's all the same shit that has been losing them elections.
— wendelldotme #1208470862 on February 13, 2009
@rmazar A proven ability to give people who want to sell shit access to information. Also the Chinese Government.
— wendelldotme #1194121616 on February 9, 2009
@CalliCoop The big deal about Bale's rant is the phrase is "I'm Batman", not "I'm Fucking Batman" (although others have used it that way)
— wendelldotme #1174495761 on February 3, 2009
RT for Brilliant but Obvious: @sachinag "... a pragmatic head of HHS? Governor Howard Dean. He's an actual fucking physician."
— wendelldotme #1174071880 on February 3, 2009
@CalliCoop BTW, I had a female dog (she was too sweet to be called a bitch) who did the leg-lifting thing. Is it really a guy-dog thing?
— wendelldotme #1165296634 on January 31, 2009
With P&T doing a Bullshit show on "Taxes", it seemed a good time to unfollow him. All the shit on that episode is going to be his.
— wendelldotme #1158155634 on January 29, 2009
@longhawl Oh, great, now the Right Wing is adopting The Who. Just one more great thing for them to turn to shit.
— wendelldotme #1150300179 on January 26, 2009
@dcorsetto "Howy shit", what a good way to close out the year. Now, what are you gonna do for 2009?
— wendelldotme #1089260126 on December 31, 2008
@hotdogsladies ...they've gotten 'social' with other people with the same stuff for the hobby AND THIS WAS LONG BEFORE THE FUCKING INTERNET.
— wendelldotme #1041181215 on December 5, 2008
@gjcharlet I also remember serious controversies about "bitch" being used in lyrics by the Stones, Elton John and Hall & Oates. Yeah I'm old
— wendelldotme #1031120633 on November 30, 2008
And I have NEVER embraced casual use of the f-word like Carlin did, but it sounded right. And he said I could be a "fat fuck" too...
— wendelldotme #993004882 on November 6, 2008
And in George Carlin's last show he made a great differentiation between an "old fart" and an"old fuck". I wanna be the latter.
— wendelldotme #993004290 on November 6, 2008
@guykawasaki I am a whore. I am YOUR bitch. But I'm not all that ashamed to promote alltop (which I use) in exchange for a free book.
— wendelldotme #992885079 on November 5, 2008
@punningpundit CONGRATULATIONS ON OHIO WIN, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD! Now get your ass back to California.
— wendelldotme #990658876 on November 4, 2008
@BeaucoupKevin Dr Strange Movie Plot Idea #∞: Dr Strange has to fuck his way out of Hollywood.
— wendelldotme #981390671 on October 29, 2008
