@AdoringRPattz oh shut the fuck up! throw things at it.
— vancvan #5910975881 7 hours ago
@Fit2bTWIed oh FUCK! i didnt get a wireless LAN adapter!
— vancvan #5910699790 7 hours ago
@Fit2bTWIed shut the fuck up!!!! it has YOU TUBE?!?!
— vancvan #5910317367 8 hours ago
@ivanaaaaaa a friend of a friend. fuck her. she was white trash anyway. #trufax
— vancvan #5874865253 1 day ago
@myshay79 yeah. I fucking do. Def not sharing my beer now.
— vancvan #5873363114 2 days ago
It's been a real trip & I can't fucking wait until the next round begins.
— vancvan #5868234623 2 days ago
On my way to target to prep for tonight. And Edward and Bella are riding shot gun. With their seat belts on. I've officially lost my shit.
— vancvan #5867552009 2 days ago
holy shit domiatrix
— vancvan #5850569395 2 days ago
@myshay79 it's like severe ADD. i just burn out b4 I get to the other leg. Just one of the many perks to being single- no one to give a shit
— vancvan #5816705472 3 days ago
RT @KStewDevotee: This is the guy that called Stewy an "ungrateful bitch" http://bit.ly/I9gPX leave him a comment ;) --->@Cmosfm
— vancvan #5786629603 4 days ago
this is the most poorly organized major event ever. this shit should have been off the hook w/ set up and interviewers and it sucks ass
— vancvan #5784495345 4 days ago
er, this girl was a contest winner?! FUCK i wouldve done way better!!!
— vancvan #5784453167 4 days ago
@MissSoCal28 but its a shitty location .... now im being a spoiled brat
— vancvan #5782789387 4 days ago
9 CST, 10 EST RT @ThinkingofRob: RT @FePattz Shit RT @taryder Hearing both Rob and Kristen running late, prob won't be on carpet til about 7
— vancvan #5782300637 4 days ago
i dont know why im this fucking excited when im not even seeing the movie until thursday. WEEEEEEEE!!!!
— vancvan #5781627069 4 days ago
@Fit2bTWIed and the fridge/freezer still only contains ketchup, frozen peas, and tofu. and now shit loads of beer, wine, and vodka
— vancvan #5772980651 5 days ago
At work- just popping in to say someone called him RICHARD pattinson today!!! Oh. I flipped my shit don't you worry. K bye! (psst NEW MOON!)
— vancvan #5745408637 6 days ago
New Moon!!! RT @MissSoCal28 New Moon! Keep this bitch trending! lol
— vancvan #5726757955 6 days ago
er i think i maybe ate too much. god i want this night to fucking end.
— vancvan #5725193249 6 days ago
Dude, I have to go off. Yesterday I nannied for 15 str8 hrs. Yes 15. Today it's looking to be about 12 hrs. I. Fucking. Hate. Kids right now
— vancvan #5725004795 6 days ago
@melarimo oh shit rly? i was about to go now to pick mine up ... i wonder if ill even find one! are they sold out or what gives?
— vancvan #5721257781 1 week ago
@myshay79 tanning beds are baaaaaad. I quit last summer. Fuck skin cancer. I don't want the wrinkles!!
— vancvan #5716870341 1 week ago
@myshay79 I'm still with kids who are being mega Twitter Nazis. MEGA. I fucking want to go home. I got a damn bat mitzvah toorrow too
— vancvan #5701189463 1 week ago
@Fit2bTWIed i did. fucking hysterical. but what was @KStewDevotee talking about going 360?
— vancvan #5671041615 1 week ago
@Fit2bTWIed @myshay79 sorry. i have a fucking pimple that has taken permanent residency on my chin. i just went to war w/ it. whatd i miss?
— vancvan #5670977758 1 week ago
@KStewDevotee @Fit2bTWIed shit now i feel bad you guys had to go and spill it via twitter.
— vancvan #5670503004 1 week ago
@Tedracat @Fit2bTWIed @myshay79 oh christ. thats just awesome. fucking minnesota has me all the fucking way in fuckville w/ ZERO pirates!
— vancvan #5640805436 1 week ago
@amandarusso78 @Fit2bTWIed i feel like if i keep drinking i wont be able to keep my shit together. i need to FOCUS man!!!
— vancvan #5604962481 1 week ago
@myshay79 @Fit2bTWIed im so glad! cuz a world without laughter is like a world without unicorns. or some shit like that.
— vancvan #5579475207 2 weeks ago
@Fit2bTWIed ooooh the shits of owning. i definitely know about those- just had to buy a new dryer. you own in nyc? lucky bitch
— vancvan #5550186271 2 weeks ago
@myshay79 lmao like DUH! get with the shit computer!
— vancvan #5493890805 2 weeks ago
@myshay79 i just realized that. i thought there was something on the 6th but it doesnt air until much later. got my shit more together now!
— vancvan #5470694797 2 weeks ago
@ImAprilE ill sit with you in the corner. my team lost to the twins on a REALLY shitty call. regardless, baseballs not my game.
— vancvan #5442366296 2 weeks ago
<---- losing shit over here. Sorry. Not crazy. Getting there. But not full blown yet. You'll know. Trust me.
— vancvan #5440927749 2 weeks ago
@myshay79 they actually agreed to do this joint/coupley sit down interview? holy fucking god.
— vancvan #5440686188 2 weeks ago
@MissSoCal28 @Fit2bTWIed so, ahhhh, chelsea handlers a real bitch eh? :)
— vancvan #5412689009 2 weeks ago
@delaneyg84 As funny as CH can be sometimes, that woman can be a real bitch
— vancvan #5412346566 2 weeks ago
I'm such a greedy bitch. BTS FOOTAGE NOW!!!!!
— vancvan #5400792165 3 weeks ago
shit. dbl checking on the blockage ... now im paranoid
— vancvan #5379720188 3 weeks ago
@myshay79 i gave up & put it back 2 the way it was. still not satisfied tho. this kind of shit bugs me 2. i h8 when a room doesnt seem rite
— vancvan #5319797388 3 weeks ago
god this day is off to a shitty, unproductive start considering this was my one day off (okay, partial day off) for the next 3 weeks ...
— vancvan #5319584970 3 weeks ago
@HisColdTouch lmao ive NEVER gotten him! feeling a little dissed ... new moon new moon new moon. ha. bastard.
— vancvan #5293293433 3 weeks ago
shit. tha was sent premature. pizza #2 in the works
— vancvan #5278882194 3 weeks ago
@MissSoCal28 It was that DAMN instrumental meadow song! I got "inspired" by it and decided to devote a room to my piano. What. The fuck?!
— vancvan #5165922776 on October 25, 2009
going to try watching the messengers. not sure how far ill get before i get chicken shit and turn it off
— vancvan #5113852769 on October 23, 2009
@delaneyg84 omg shit like this infuriates me. put a fucking bear in skates and expect it to play nicely?! wild animals are NOT playthings!!!
— vancvan #5105770749 on October 23, 2009
SO many unwatched shows piling up on my DVR. Gotta get em watched be4 my storage maxes out. So much work. Such effort. Bitch bitch moan moan
— vancvan #4977648386 on October 18, 2009
