Tim & Erics awesome show be lunchin like shit
— tommiecollins #10157813014 3 days ago
Freaknik is the shit! Please don't judge me, thanks.
— tommiecollins #10157518087 4 days ago
@productthespic I know man I'm just fuckin with u...when u gonna let me get on a track in autotune...I sing like shit when I'm drunk
— tommiecollins #10152630527 4 days ago
She just LOOK like an asshole RT @IslandGyalSTX: It really was lol what a bitch RT @Ace_Squared That was some jerk shit design lady lol
— tommiecollins #10151490343 4 days ago
Don't go! RT @xtraRegularRyan: Aiight I'm done. My timeline is irkin the living shit outta me *yawn*
— tommiecollins #10150958830 4 days ago
egads RT @mr2oh2: If she wasn't here you wouldn't do shit u and ur fucking attitude for no reason
— tommiecollins #9850041139 1 week ago
Aye youg this Old Spice joint funny as shit
— tommiecollins #9845860975 1 week ago
Oh shit RT @AngryBlkManDC: Prayers up for Keith Elam aka Guru from Gang Starr who suffered a heart attack...
— tommiecollins #9806180631 2 weeks ago
I need a drink. Oh shit, what's this in my hand? *shimmying to when doves cry*
— tommiecollins #9761683653 2 weeks ago
This Archer joint funny as shit
— tommiecollins #9658742153 2 weeks ago
I'm starting to get bad with names, bout to start calling folks random shit instead.
— tommiecollins #9439464159 3 weeks ago
lookin like the janitor on the simpsons RT @Myster_Plow: I gotta cut this red ass beard off my face now, shit gettin outta hand.
— tommiecollins #8946258160 on February 10, 2010
Oh shit...RT @AnwaaKong: yes.... finally these DST lawyers are out my life... that just made my week... lets gooo INDULJ TONIGHT...
— tommiecollins #7793483273 on January 15, 2010
ok Im back to listening to nigga shit Juvenile-"My nine is gonna ride with mmeeeeeee...pick up the supply with mmeeeee"
— tommiecollins #7618003125 on January 10, 2010
@ATeam1Up I apologize for all the tmi shit I told u, last nite. u didn't deserve that.
— tommiecollins #7597959346 on January 10, 2010
What the fuck is a FLOZELL? Really?
— tommiecollins #7577405030 on January 9, 2010
@OnlyNateDizzle Man I saw TOO MANY females shit themselves when I was workin @ Love: U remember the detox room nigga lol
— tommiecollins #7534478609 on January 8, 2010
Yeah it shoulda been a single RT @FromDCtoATL @tommiecollins That song was hot as shit not sure where it didn't get a lot of mainstream play
— tommiecollins #7249232791 on December 31, 2009
@Slimmy18 I'm watchin avatar, this joint long as shit
— tommiecollins #7186827044 on December 29, 2009
Smellin like baby shitRT @Jollymann @tommiecollins She waited for Jimmy and trey to walk her to her car. Scared as shit
— tommiecollins #6850974155 on December 19, 2009
She was n the back grabbin her ankles. Mudbutt is a bitch RT @Jollymann @MamiCollins She never came back out.
— tommiecollins #6850874536 on December 19, 2009
YOUNK #shotsfired RT @loc_star @MamiCollins Tell that tall midget fuck him too...lookin like a broke ass cee-lo
— tommiecollins #6849763035 on December 19, 2009
#oneofmyfollowers is beside me snoring like a 200lb man with a beard. But she's so pretty. Bout to smack her with this pillow, shit
— tommiecollins #6787908812 on December 17, 2009
Wtf did u just say.RT @dimpinthecity78 Welp fenty fucked up the faggies can't get married but catholics cut the city. So ur heat go off call
— tommiecollins #6720395700 on December 15, 2009
I fucking LOVE that song!RT @Shantel03: Mobb Deep- Get Away
— tommiecollins #6556601380 on December 10, 2009
#youbeblownwhen ur fav. Team loses a game in OT off some fluke shit
— tommiecollins #6455505020 on December 7, 2009
me too!RT @MsJuicyKi: I like her! LolRT @tommiecollins: ya'll be hatin on nikki minaj like shit. Old muthafuckas
— tommiecollins #6448957121 on December 7, 2009
U cool as shit, itls only rightRT @Jollymann @tommiecollins Pass the torch
— tommiecollins #6359052816 on December 4, 2009
dude B sayin sum of the most basic-est shit EVER @MsBlk1der
— tommiecollins #6317277187 on December 3, 2009
YounkRT @candynicole Lmaoooooo! RT @smashedthehomie: I would rather be braiding Precious' pussy hair than looking at this shit.
— tommiecollins #6190483039 on November 29, 2009
They gonn play the shit out that jointRT @NurseMcGee :-/ RT @tommiecollins: You need a phone that gets you. And you. And you.
— tommiecollins #6188104891 on November 29, 2009
Younk!RT @PrettyPinkz This shit is 2 funny http://twitpic.com/rfcxd
— tommiecollins #6163897676 on November 29, 2009
Ok ima have to turn this Beyonce shit cause it ain't enuff shaking and shit for me. Plus the fucking giants r losing. #Fml
— tommiecollins #6100054015 on November 26, 2009
Come see me on a sat @ ozio, its pheno...pheneo....its fun as shit.RT @CandiceNicolePR @tommiecollins lmao..its great being drunk with you
— tommiecollins #6071282343 on November 25, 2009
Aye young, Id make a great Mayor. Id smack Fenty in his muthafuckin face. Big head bastard, stop firing teachers, nigga
— tommiecollins #6071007861 on November 25, 2009
Justin Slayer!RT @Shaung77 RT @shittalky: Why the fuck do black dudes where sun glasses in porns... I DONT GET IT... AND Timberlands!
— tommiecollins #5957758158 on November 22, 2009
Folks talkin shit bout the skins...but they WILL BEAT U if u don't come correct. So far tho, only a few teams have been incorrect.
— tommiecollins #5956916700 on November 22, 2009
M.RT @FawnRenee Sometimes I just want to smack the shit out of him!
— tommiecollins #5908744006 on November 20, 2009
Aye young, Cam look broke as shit in that new clipse video
— tommiecollins #5898057919 on November 20, 2009
#clubrules please do a number 2 b4 u hit the club. Muddbutt & shots = a shitty fail
— tommiecollins #5601481203 on November 10, 2009
#clubrules always tip ur bartender, even on open bar. Don't be a cheap bastard.
— tommiecollins #5601043908 on November 10, 2009
LmaoRT @animalization what kinda shit is this ? RT @CapsCop: Stop using caps @animalization or you'll shoot your eye out.
— tommiecollins #5578503231 on November 9, 2009
Them crazy broads be fertile as shitRT @candynicole And her wig is lop-sided RT @tommiecollins: Extra crazy as shit
— tommiecollins #5577456696 on November 9, 2009
Or testiclesRT @MamiCollins We can do boooddyy painting...bitch sound like she got marbles in her mouth lol
— tommiecollins #5577150377 on November 9, 2009
This acting shit is terrible.
— tommiecollins #5577002810 on November 9, 2009
Don't twwet ur way out of some ice creamRT @MamiCollins Thank u @MsBlk1der!RT @MsBlk1der RT @tommiecollins: What The Fuck./Go get that woman
— tommiecollins #5545280013 on November 8, 2009
Wear that sexy shit I like while u cleaningRT @MamiCollins I gotta clean tooRT @Blaqbutterfly7 Gettin it in on the cleaning tip
— tommiecollins #5533736791 on November 8, 2009
Yo Momma RT @MamiCollins And his ass better answer correctly *mean muggin* lmaoRT @karamelly Ask tc who the five star bitch isssss
— tommiecollins #5469948471 on November 5, 2009
this was gay. But yo I might fuck witcha at Fridays 2morrrow, wassup?RT @OnlyNateDizzle: ¤º°¨¨°º¤øº°¨¨°º¤ø¤º°¨¨°º¤KEEP THE WAVE GOING ¸„ø¨
— tommiecollins #5436415833 on November 4, 2009
