@mediaimran ok what kinda punishment can this illegal broadcaster get? and wtf.. only govt owned radio? shit.
— therealjovan #5113208879 on October 23, 2009
@bknowledge DELL is shit, fact. But their support is amazing. Coming to my house the next day to fix my PC on site? Free? Hell yes.
— therealjovan #5027105663 on October 20, 2009
@bknowledge Most of the #WITArmy is on the Apple Kool Aid. Buying their overpriced shit and thinking it's the next best thing to life.
— therealjovan #5024671713 on October 20, 2009
@lifebystereo OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!! I HATE when people say that shit.
— therealjovan #4820174044 on October 12, 2009
@blahblohblog i need to bitch. are u on gchat?
— therealjovan #4616212517 on October 4, 2009
@ThePBG damn i missed that shit ahhahahaaaa.. what did she say?!
— therealjovan #4136493580 on September 20, 2009
@franksonm oh shit. it's ur girl... my bad.. didn't see that tweet
— therealjovan #4108519092 on September 19, 2009
@franksonm fuck!!
— therealjovan #4108469168 on September 19, 2009
@rommelholder I wonder if iphone apps are better? Their FB app makes the BB one look like elementary shit.
— therealjovan #4009272376 on September 15, 2009
@dendoo hi, @blahblohblog and I found out about a pube eating bacteria that loves that kinda stuff. serious, no shit.
— therealjovan #3988997203 on September 14, 2009
@blahblohblog @oletalk @kramtt i couldn't watch that shit. that woman is far too skinny and the guy looks like a vagrant.
— therealjovan #3936269850 on September 12, 2009
@LuvvieIG http://bit.ly/cRd9A but backup all your shit first.
— therealjovan #3737355772 on September 3, 2009
@williamjabbott @basantam shit i watched that sex and the city movie too... and i liked it too.in flight movie tho,so no #shamefulconfession
— therealjovan #3656060270 on August 30, 2009
@jimmyjazz12 everything he touches turns to shit? i tend to agree!
— therealjovan #3630608157 on August 29, 2009
@sarahos what?? shit! i didn't hear about that!
— therealjovan #3614314535 on August 28, 2009
@sarahos i know right?! she's fucking 90!
— therealjovan #3559931054 on August 26, 2009
@blahblohblog they're not christians so they shouldn't factor into ur decision at all. that's a cunt cult.
— therealjovan #3514309183 on August 24, 2009
@sarahos oh shit, @heidimontag just performed at #missuniverse, and she can't even lip synch. jesus is displeased i'm sure.
— therealjovan #3503151575 on August 23, 2009
@izatrini well it does look like same shit new name oui? like a bold & curve crossed... but no, i cannot support that koolaid ur on. BB FTW!
— therealjovan #3439887281 on August 20, 2009
@blahblohblog you wish eh. i'm the irresistible shit here in bim and throughout many major caricom states.
— therealjovan #3361776051 on August 17, 2009
RT @LuvvieIG: *sigh* Jia, please pack ur shit and GO! *dead* RT @MissJia Tameka Raymond's stretch marks also #signedtoyoungmoney
— therealjovan #3355594594 on August 16, 2009
@blahblohblog @williamjabbott yeah man i leaving. i wanna start my own shit.. then #limefail will return!
— therealjovan #3328125933 on August 15, 2009
@beijaflor well fuck dem oui.
— therealjovan #3315064728 on August 14, 2009
@franksonm yea man horatio too damn hype for me now. the shit getting real old.
— therealjovan #3262334133 on August 12, 2009
@williamjabbott i did a hostel in amsterdam and belgium with my bff... it was some uncomfortable shit @traceyctt
— therealjovan #3207779972 on August 9, 2009
@blahblohblog hypothetically, if i were to find an edge and peel it from one end to the next, would that work? this two tone shit is unsexy.
— therealjovan #3193674195 on August 8, 2009
@franksonm heard on the news that all of us are in for some shitty rainy weather.. so today really *is* hump day.
— therealjovan #2909703502 on July 29, 2009
@TriniGirlBlue i have the bold... and yeah, uninstalling twitterberry made mine do some crazy shit too...
— therealjovan #2852553784 on July 26, 2009
@franksonm Aha this man is my new hero.... (but tryin to get with best friend's girl tho? shit..) #TruthTuesday
— therealjovan #2758383760 on July 21, 2009
@blahblohblog that would be cool if u can think of a tv ad for that shit event, i'm considering dropping her today
— therealjovan #2758041057 on July 21, 2009
@keifel last designer took big deposit, delivered shit, budget super small now
— therealjovan #2505564748 on July 6, 2009
@traceyctt oh shit i never realized that's even nastier !
— therealjovan #2371858760 on June 28, 2009
@oletalk so when all my grad school friends went back to their countries, london was like - f**k!! this is shitty.
— therealjovan #2371238465 on June 28, 2009
@blahblohblog shit. it's from writing those press releases man.. i have to transform into my lime persona.
— therealjovan #2366775053 on June 27, 2009
@williamjabbott I am rather techie on occasion but I really feel this BB's problem is with sLIME. Will bitch to everyone at work Monday.
— therealjovan #2365919043 on June 27, 2009
@naturalblue oh. shit. i didn't think about that. i can see how it would coz it was there updating every single tweet in the background
— therealjovan #2362203237 on June 27, 2009
@blahblohblog oh shit. epic nights all around ahahahaa.
— therealjovan #2355357104 on June 27, 2009
@LuvvieIG did you add the "dippedy doo"? that shit made me LOL. hahahahaa.
— therealjovan #2349729914 on June 26, 2009
@blahblohblog shit just saw @williamjabbott scoff at WWP.. my last tweet was a joke yes. i'm disappointed too (but see your DM box).
— therealjovan #2337012231 on June 25, 2009
@blahblohblog oh shit. that would pull up all my cussing of them too right? damnit. i KNEW should've made that @thefakejovan profile!
— therealjovan #2296789157 on June 23, 2009
@blahblohblog @traceyctt @TriniGirlBlue ye ye how random to ask about twitter at this very moment! shit and im the only jovan in barbados
— therealjovan #1935914216 on May 27, 2009
@williamjabbott i hate when that happens.. getting your creative shit stolen hurts worse than pervert cats.
— therealjovan #1931569466 on May 26, 2009
@naturalblue Man, those meds are a bitch tho! But not as much of a bitch as HIV I guess..
— therealjovan #1930019243 on May 26, 2009
RT @michaelemlong: commie obama leaves a 5$ tip at a burger joint what a cheap bastard #tcot // Communists don't tip at all.
— therealjovan #1713540667 on May 5, 2009
Uh oh, CBC just let "bitch" go on air during ER. Someone's going to be in trouble with the puritans.
— therealjovan #1712522710 on May 5, 2009
