Anyone who thinks a 150 lb 10 yr old is "malnourished" is a fucking psycho bitch, God I wish she would just die so her kids can live normal
— thepsychoexwife #1278517030 on March 4, 2009
If I didn't know it was just the washer I would think the end of the World had arrived, holy fuck will someone fix this?
— thepsychoexwife #1245554166 on February 24, 2009
@Rhea lol, worse is all the people RT'ing stupid fucking tips
— thepsychoexwife #1223799619 on February 18, 2009
Stupid Blog Tip of The Day: Blog to get people to read your thoughts. Stupid fucking twitter marketers annoy me
— thepsychoexwife #1223788824 on February 18, 2009
Making painful decisions, fuck my life sucks
— thepsychoexwife #1216886082 on February 16, 2009
@learninggeek Ewwwww, I totally don't get the whole skinny, emo, hot guy shit going around these days, blech
— thepsychoexwife #1154276910 on January 27, 2009
I love the "hey stop changing shit without my knowledge" talk with clients. Fuck, if they would just leave stuff alone, this would be easy
— thepsychoexwife #1131252574 on January 19, 2009
There are some people that you love reading their blogs, but know they would annoy the fucking shit out of you in real life
— thepsychoexwife #1109820501 on January 10, 2009
I wish companies who have 800#'s would put the fucking ONE in front of it on mailers, we get calls everyday because our number is 888-xxxx
— thepsychoexwife #1104371827 on January 8, 2009
Shit, really bad out there, Mr M hasn't even gotten the kids dropped off, 5 more cars in ditches, might get out and walk to ex's
— thepsychoexwife #1104333272 on January 8, 2009
@shannonpoole You need to move back, that frigid shit is for the birds
— thepsychoexwife #1085166570 on December 29, 2008
Oh cripes, Mr. M is always convincing me to do stupid shit, here goes
— thepsychoexwife #1085165062 on December 29, 2008
NYE dress FAIL, fuckity fuck fuck fuck
— thepsychoexwife #1084413102 on December 29, 2008
God hates me, Mr. M is coming home after 10 days and my back is going out, fuck
— thepsychoexwife #1074681390 on December 23, 2008
@jcoronella I do, but then I realize I'll just tell her she's a bitch to her face, it's why we're friends, only bitches love me
— thepsychoexwife #1037527708 on December 3, 2008
@sugarrae Holy shit, fill me in, 3 glasses of wine, ugh
— thepsychoexwife #994421187 on November 6, 2008
