Bigger Lad's school closed tomorrow again. Starting to develop cabin fever as not able to GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE. Redrum redrum redrum
— ThePickards #7458240360 on January 6, 2010
I cannot be doing with this CGI #pudsey thing. Mind you, in general the whole affair is shit this year.
— ThePickards #5902800257 on November 20, 2009
Should i have a pint while watching the football? - does the pope shit in the woods? #fb
— ThePickards #4504056159 on September 30, 2009
@FlossieTeacake it's a gameshow catchphrase. If you're meaning 'for the win', as opposed to 'fuck the world', anyway.
— ThePickards #3272174685 on August 12, 2009
@RealDMitchell my local pub runs its own version of that BBC program, only they call it "Who do you think you're fucking looking at"
— ThePickards #3146136766 on August 5, 2009
Do you know anyone who has been to Fucking Austria? http://tinyurl.com/m58vd6
— ThePickards #3075832396 on August 1, 2009
I still think 435 was a good score for England. It's just the fact that we couldn't fucking bowl that was the problem. Or bat now. #ashes
— ThePickards #2584888773 on July 11, 2009
#psfbuzz shit, its me on next. What was it i was going to talk about again...
— ThePickards #2511853770 on July 7, 2009
Woo! Hello thar @zevans23 ! Congratulations and welcome to the random-but-sometimes-entertaining-bollocks-osphere.
— ThePickards #2457481563 on July 3, 2009
If ID cards are to be scrapped except for foreign workers, is this admitting that the anti-terror angle was bollocks? #IDcards
— ThePickards #2407271210 on June 30, 2009
@pauloCanning "I believe in justice; I believe in vengeance; I believe in getting the bastard, getting the bastard" [New Model Army]
— ThePickards #2312777942 on June 24, 2009
#lgcdj something upbeat and cheery like Pantera "Fucking Hostile"
— ThePickards #2252660950 on June 20, 2009
The Hangover: "The Greatest Bachelor Party They'll Never Remember". Even the tagline sounds shit.
— ThePickards #2136850947 on June 12, 2009
@pauloCanning @ajkeen - I wasn't 'defending' nick griffin. I think he's a nasty fascist bastard. I just don't think egging is the answer!
— ThePickards #2090950163 on June 9, 2009
If you follow me + want me to 'look at the hot photos you just posted', then stick them in the post. I'm not visiting your shitty site.Okay?
— ThePickards #2063194858 on June 7, 2009
I'd thought stuff about Sugar given a job in govt was a joke. "We'll have Alan, 'cos he's off the telly". Not a fucking clue. Brown out!
— ThePickards #2041075855 on June 5, 2009
New post: Shit Buskers http://tinyurl.com/neycnb #fb
— ThePickards #1988777581 on June 1, 2009
"Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach..." You don't hear dialogue like that every day. http://tinyurl.com/severfilm
— ThePickards #1608732479 on April 24, 2009
"Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach..." You don't hear dialogue like that every day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severance_(film)
— ThePickards #1608722262 on April 24, 2009
@stephenlang "unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I've just shit meself". At least it's different...
— ThePickards #1593471456 on April 23, 2009
@chickyog let's recap: imminent terrorist outrage, 12 arrested. 10 days on, 10 of them freed. Hmm. would SEEM scaremongering bollocks, yes.
— ThePickards #1578065011 on April 21, 2009
Which reminds me, have I still got that Smith & Jones instant coffee table book somewhere? "and it's all bicarb of one man, Mel Shit".
— ThePickards #1324537470 on March 13, 2009
Ah, bollocks. Gateshead lost. Still, at least I didn't travel to Southport to see it.
— ThePickards #1293256278 on March 7, 2009
Didn't win the Euromillions. That's the last time I say there's nothing in this bastard Friday the 13th business.
— ThePickards #1207963619 on February 13, 2009
Fifty Fucking one all Fucking out. I am going off cricket.
— ThePickards #1187041978 on February 7, 2009
thinks 'bastard sore throat'. I used to enjoy having conversations with people, not like the current "can't talk it hurts" phenomenon.
— ThePickards #1166531835 on February 1, 2009
