Oh there had better fucking well be sangria when we get to Petersham, let me tell you!
— stilgherrian #19971624968 12 hours ago
Dear Fairfax, did I ASK you to play a video when I visited that web page to read a news story? No, I fucking well did not. So don't, m'kay?
— stilgherrian #19947945363 19 hours ago
Apollo you are a bastard cat.
— stilgherrian #19815521426 2 days ago
Dear #abcnews24, if you want someone to play "bitter old cunt" other than Bob Ellis, I can do that and stay on topic.
— stilgherrian #19811186389 2 days ago
Tom Switzer may object to my characterisation of him as middle-aged but, like, fuck him. He referred to Edmund Burke before 10pm. #abcnews24
— stilgherrian #19810504943 2 days ago
OH, unshaven man to 18mo baby in pushed / stroller: "Fucking well sit still you little shit while I fucking well strap you in!"
— stilgherrian #19614203236 5 days ago
Mind you, I haven't written a best-selling book with random anecdotes tarted up as "insight", so what the fuck would I know?
— stilgherrian #19559501903 5 days ago
Dear Universe, if you base your life around some cooking show on TV, I really don't give a flying fuck what you think about anything else.
— stilgherrian #19490216215 6 days ago
Gosh #abcnews24, the ALP man says @JuliaGillard did well, and the Liberal man says @TonyAbbottMHR did well. There's a fucking insight!
— stilgherrian #19485820876 6 days ago
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T RECAP! THE KEY POINTS WERE RECAPPED UPON RECAPPED RIGHT UP THE FUCKING WAZOO! #ausvotes #abcnews24
— stilgherrian #19485687098 6 days ago
Parramatta Road is my bitch! I'll be in Potts Point well on schedule!
— stilgherrian #19319490515 1 week ago
@renailemay Then if it's boring, go away and play your fucking Starcraft or something! Christ, it's not a kindergarten! #abcnews24
— stilgherrian #19247272200 1 week ago
God I'm being a cunt. Sorry, @ABCMarkScott
— stilgherrian #19243208762 1 week ago
@Matt_Tulk Right. One chance for direct input into how the nation is governed, but "Oh noes!" Forced to move from comfy spot! You lazy cunt!
— stilgherrian #19111017954 1 week ago
RT @Pollytics: If 70% of GetUp! 's members think taking the AEC to court is a good idea, 70% of GetUp!'s members have shit for brains
— stilgherrian #19108005524 1 week ago
OH, from well-dressed young lady: "Don't tell me the bottle shop's closed, cunt!"
— stilgherrian #19072710119 1 week ago
Not that I give a shit about what Hey Hey does, but if you're plugging "we are real time news" then this is the shit game to win.
— stilgherrian #19071342835 1 week ago
OH: "Clean your fucking thick fucking ears out and listen to what's being said. Shut up long enough to listen to what you wanted me to say."
— stilgherrian #19055481715 2 weeks ago
OH: "I've already told you where you stand, you dumb cunt. I've just told you in black and white. I'm tellin' ya we're not living together."
— stilgherrian #19054724405 2 weeks ago
RT @franksting: I honesty like a bit of fucking you know #digicitz
— stilgherrian #18983122329 2 weeks ago
I also don't use beta software, preferring to wait until, you know, it fucking well works.
— stilgherrian #18675023372 2 weeks ago
Thanks to completely non-PR-driven IT journalism, I have now booked in a nice series of free lunches. I mean, fuck ethics.
— stilgherrian #18668462068 2 weeks ago
Of course, if @JuliaGillard doesn't call an election tomorrow for 28 August, I will then assume everyone in the media is a lying bastard.
— stilgherrian #18664678740 2 weeks ago
The RI has gone to shit n'all.
— stilgherrian #18506503065 2 weeks ago
@franksting Bullshit supposedly-political TV programs are turning me into an alcoholic. I'm going to fucking well sue.
— stilgherrian #18430141290 3 weeks ago
I admit, I only see broadcast TV when at the pub. It helps. Why people choose to watch this shit is beyond me.
— stilgherrian #18260115877 3 weeks ago
OH: "No no, I didn't fuck her. I was too drunk. We were shooting The Bold and the Beautiful and I was blind drunk and people hated me."
— stilgherrian #17478261881 on July 1, 2010
"Social Media Day"? You've got to be joking! What the fuck FOR?
— stilgherrian #17383829866 on June 29, 2010
I'll show what a fucking moon looks like...
— stilgherrian #17086466074 on June 26, 2010
True, @davidlmorris, but to dribble shit you have to be full of it to begin with.
— stilgherrian #17060289664 on June 25, 2010
RT @davidlmorris: But some need to learn to tighten their sphincters for fear they might be dribbling shit.
— stilgherrian #17060255115 on June 25, 2010
Some people need to learn that sphincters must be relaxed occasionally, otherwise they really do become full of shit.
— stilgherrian #17059048745 on June 25, 2010
Dear PM Gillard, how DARE you imply that only "families" get up in the morning and work hard. How fucking dare you.
— stilgherrian #16972519061 on June 24, 2010
OH: "Is it true the Kevin Rudd has got the arse? Yeah? But how does that affect you and Neil? The magistrate won't give a fuck."
— stilgherrian #16924216242 on June 24, 2010
Anyway that's enough for me for one day. I'm not paid danger money for this shit. [exit]
— stilgherrian #16765598058 on June 22, 2010
"Financial gain was repeatedly identified as the prime motivator of cyber crime." Well fuck me dead!
— stilgherrian #16762935787 on June 22, 2010
This. Is. Fucking. Insane. Who signed off on this idiocy? Oh. Belinda Neal. As you were.
— stilgherrian #16762193485 on June 22, 2010
THERE IS NO SUCH UNIT OF MEASUREMENT AS "SUPER-FAST" BROADBAND YOU FUCKING ARSEHATS! Not even from Telstra or the NBN.
— stilgherrian #16660493510 on June 20, 2010
@deptofinternets Apparently you're not following me, so I can't DM you, you complete and utter bastard!
— stilgherrian #16281624963 on June 15, 2010
"O hai. Drowning? Well, before we come and help, can we see your chequebook?" What a cuntful fucked-up world that would be.
— stilgherrian #15915244989 on June 11, 2010
James Squire Brewhouse ruins their quiet waterside escape from the hectic CBD by turning up the loud, totally shit MOR music. Arsehats.
— stilgherrian #15895918086 on June 10, 2010
How long should you let elapse between emailing a story pitch to an editor and then phoning them to call them a cunt?
— stilgherrian #15763159667 on June 9, 2010
RT @deptofinternets: Ray Ozzie is the dude who invented Lotus Notes, yeah? Fuck that guy. He might as well have invented malaria.
— stilgherrian #15280305055 on June 2, 2010
@drearyclocks Shit. So it is a Telecaster. I should know this. I do know this. Blame Seattle.
— stilgherrian #14890193941 on May 28, 2010
@drearyclocks Man, how DARE you poison a Stratocaster with that shit! ;) http://twitvid.com/UJZ0U
— stilgherrian #14889269071 on May 28, 2010
@glengyron I'm cranky because it's Sat arvo after a long week. There's other things I want to do. And this is a shit forum for complexity.
— stilgherrian #14471868863 on May 21, 2010
Oh shit! I've just spilled red wi... Um, ink. Red Ink. From books on... um ... accounting. Onto my shirt. In the library. Bother.
— stilgherrian #13896985509 on May 13, 2010
Who the fuck is this annoyingly nasal redneck currently shouting in the Senate?
— stilgherrian #13823632877 on May 11, 2010
Why does a hashtag for the Federal Budget need a year indicator? What the fuck other Budget would we tweet about tonight? Arsehats.
— stilgherrian #13775198800 on May 11, 2010
