@kristenmchugh22 I'm at a basement bar with shit reception right now - will check it later tho!
— snipeyhead #22836177830 4 hours ago
And for the record, I meant biblical crotch plague, with locusts 'n shit.
— snipeyhead #22827078629 6 hours ago
@champsuperstar no idea, but apparently they're pretty fucking awesome
— snipeyhead #22825230544 6 hours ago
@champsuperstar It's true. @TalonNYC is, in fact, the bees knees. He is all that and a bag of chips. (Fuck I'm old.)
— snipeyhead #22823896459 7 hours ago
@rcollazo Shit - what happened? :(
— snipeyhead #22760299883 1 day ago
@wcgallego @TalonNYC heck, I'll even settle for shitty beer
— snipeyhead #22711218252 2 days ago
There are only two reasons I hate this girl: 1) she drops the n-bomb 2) she wasn't actually playing, just shit talking: http://bit.ly/9Bgsir
— snipeyhead #22698865431 2 days ago
@jbafford @PearleneBlock2 did you guys plan to tweet the exact same thing to me, or are you just fucking with me?
— snipeyhead #22682776252 2 days ago
@johnsebastian Hex needs to trademark that shit, pronto
— snipeyhead #22681576941 2 days ago
Holy shit this is amazing. Just. Wow. Minas Tirith Built From Matches: http://bit.ly/dt4Uf9
— snipeyhead #22681095539 2 days ago
@SteveD3 I talk a good game about peace and education and counseling, but when that shit happens in front of me, it's a diff story
— snipeyhead #22673037273 2 days ago
@SteveD3 me too. and you know me. I'm as angry as they get. but i just don't see how her getting the shit beaten out of her will help
— snipeyhead #22672338574 2 days ago
So my mother was found face-down in a pool this weekend, unconscious. CPR, hospital visit later - she blames *yogurt*. I shit you not.
— snipeyhead #22658521361 2 days ago
Fuck. I wish they sold cigarettes in singles. I can't buy a pack, or I'll smoke a pack. :(
— snipeyhead #22650798274 2 days ago
@frozensolidone lol I don't know by smell, you dork. we clean up after my dog, so her shit isn't in the backyard at all
— snipeyhead #22643580355 2 days ago
@julielerman We have one - that's why I say it's not my own dog's shit. We clean up after his. This is from loose dogs
— snipeyhead #22643319838 2 days ago
What I find funnier is that I'm a little grossed out, because I know it's not my own dog's shit.
— snipeyhead #22643058876 2 days ago
My backyard smells like a delightful mix of honeysuckles and dog shit.
— snipeyhead #22642605435 2 days ago
@xwordy Sis and I have the same (shitty) joints. She went through the same song+dance
— snipeyhead #22636053973 2 days ago
@xwordy So I'm finding a new ortho. Absurd that I can't get a fucking scope
— snipeyhead #22635965952 2 days ago
@xwordy Its apparently easier to make shit up.
— snipeyhead #22635946849 2 days ago
@xwordy yah. my shitty ass HMO ortho wouldn't give me a scope because my MRI came back clean.
— snipeyhead #22635939726 2 days ago
RT @shitmydadsays: "Put the rake down. I don't wanna sit around watching you 'give it your best.' Either stop sucking or get the fuck out of the way."
— snipeyhead #22557985296 3 days ago
RT @Mike_FTW: Poopin. In a clean bathroom. With indoor plumbing. Have fun at Burning Man, you wife-swapping, shit-eating, fairy-winged hippies.
— snipeyhead #22557948996 3 days ago
@OkanaganWriting With great power comes great responsibility, and an even greater need to say "fuck you, responsibility!"
— snipeyhead #22485659588 4 days ago
@wmoans lol wow. That's fucked up. But you are handsome, so shows what she knows.
— snipeyhead #22398468877 5 days ago
@swatkat7 I have a fuck ton of work pending. But thank you for the #ff nonetheless :)
— snipeyhead #22241094624 1 week ago
@AtlantaJones pishaw. We're all in the sane shitty, leaky boat
— snipeyhead #22238875566 1 week ago
Just broke up a country music set to play a shit ton of Rush songs. And was called a geek by an old man, good evening so far, by my standard
— snipeyhead #22231636979 1 week ago
@aifacat this one is personal. She's been stealing from my nonprofit for years by implying that her shitty org is working with mine
— snipeyhead #22227292530 1 week ago
@YourGoToGuy bitch has been stealing money from my npo for years, by implying her org was involved in my project
— snipeyhead #22227111391 1 week ago
@redheadjessica every popular website gets a world of shit when they redesign. People don't like change. It will probably pass.
— snipeyhead #22216810647 1 week ago
@imaginaryboy oh give it a rest already. The only thing worse than smoking are obnoxious people who bitch and preach about smoking
— snipeyhead #22215383536 1 week ago
@johnnymags @lastwordy you people are fucked up.
— snipeyhead #22214929800 1 week ago
@bgazzard actually, i can't remember. that's why I fell back to the dead whore. it's usually the right answer when I can't remember shit
— snipeyhead #22181767278 1 week ago
Well shit. I think I may have lost the psd for my website.
— snipeyhead #22167742088 1 week ago
@bynkii @Alowishus my fucking cs4 has never worked right. Painfully slow, locks up during save for web
— snipeyhead #22132916092 1 week ago
@scrubclub tough shit. :P
— snipeyhead #22114943480 1 week ago
@scrubclub sooooooo? music doesn't have an expiration date, bitch!
— snipeyhead #22114805493 1 week ago
@bynkii I don't think that's the definition, actually. Wikipedia that shit. http://bit.ly/9tDxAU You're SO busted. (cc @flargh)
— snipeyhead #22096640265 1 week ago
@rjamestaylor nah - I'll blow out the fucking dir and re-add it. That'll show it.
— snipeyhead #22085165866 1 week ago
I just chedked my FB friend requests page. Who the fuck ARE all these people? >:(
— snipeyhead #22066081452 1 week ago
@imaginaryboy lol fuck you, I actually am working right now
— snipeyhead #22063416986 1 week ago
Holy shit this K'naan album is rocking my face off tonight. Chairdancing like a mofo, amazing I'm getting any work done.
— snipeyhead #22063002862 1 week ago
@scrubclub Aww, man. Fuck you, now I want a Captain Crunch whistle.
— snipeyhead #22010264154 1 week ago
@music2work2 Honestly, #miyazaki could shit on a piece of cardboard and wear it like a hat for an hour and a half and I'd recommend it.
— snipeyhead #21979090690 1 week ago
@YUCKYBOT Once again, the right is manufacturing issues by mis-reporting specifically to scare the shit out of people
— snipeyhead #21923521392 1 week ago
Holy shit. Oona from Legend was 25 when she played that role. Wtf! http://bit.ly/9I4eBk
— snipeyhead #21896379072 2 weeks ago
@maxverhorst Heh - we pay about half that, but I commute 4.5 hours a day. So, again - we're both fucked. :P
— snipeyhead #21894219172 2 weeks ago
