Seriously, as someone who's a BIG cyclist proponent, I'd urge "Critical Mass" to use their fucking brains & be nice to drivers for a change.
— smuttysteff #19958827132 16 hours ago
TRANSLINK, RUNNING TRAINS EVERY 8 MINUTES AT 6:30 ON A HOLIDAY FRIDAY IS FUCKING DUMB. YOU'RE WELCOME. IDIOTS. /rant off #stuckinsardinecan
— smuttysteff #19955688646 17 hours ago
Now high-maintenance chick & her man are glaring at me for relaxing on the only bench here. Fuck off! I've cycled 30k! I GET TO SIT.
— smuttysteff #19951794007 18 hours ago
And, hey, Canadian Tire, corporate culture occurs from the top down. Maybe you should make your employees give a shit. Can't HURT.
— smuttysteff #19925955437 1 day ago
Fucking wasp. It finally flew out. Door's closed! Now I'm trapped. How is this a win? Right. My movie! #headachenightcontinues
— smuttysteff #19878499910 2 days ago
Okay, cue yesterday's intensive abs workout. OW, MOMMY. #damnshesdead #shit #ow
— smuttysteff #19862612905 2 days ago
Holy fuck, best viewed at 640x480? Did I step out of a time capsule and land in 1994? Really? Jesus. #ithoughtisawadinosaur
— smuttysteff #19679741680 4 days ago
Motherfucker! I hate making bacon in late-July/August! It always summons a wasp or two into my apartment. Try eating peacefully with that!
— smuttysteff #19660381790 4 days ago
@Andrew_Legge 3 years, plus fighting charges, but there's only 140 characters and people should read shit anyhow. :P
— smuttysteff #19618239751 5 days ago
I wonder if @georgiastraight knows the anti-gay hate being posted by a White Pride fuck on its Facebook page yet. http://goo.gl/niYs
— smuttysteff #19608611477 5 days ago
Especially when I only fucking got 2 weeks' severance pay! HOW HARD IS THE MATH? Deduct 2 weeks & get on with it. Don't put money on hold!
— smuttysteff #19607433486 5 days ago
It's taken me almost a MONTH to find out where the fuck I stand with unemployment insurance after receiving severance pay. Frustrating!
— smuttysteff #19607385803 5 days ago
@CrunchyCarpets So I shouldn't try to be the solution? I'd rather think that by leading by example, bring vocal, they'll wake the fuck up.
— smuttysteff #19524460016 6 days ago
Fuck you, iPhone. I am Canadian & that means spelling with "-our". #wearingmycolours #canuckpride #queensenglish
— smuttysteff #19436827225 1 week ago
Someone drove by with a late-60s racing boat beat to shit. Hunter green, white vinyl, wood & chrome accents. Be a beauty to restore.
— smuttysteff #19434105832 1 week ago
I don't give a shit if teachers have unions. Crappy at your job? Shouldn't keep the job. Especially when kids' education depends on it.
— smuttysteff #19389378066 1 week ago
Chrome fucking sucks against spyware. Does anyone know of a good plugin that will limit my vulnerability in Chrome?
— smuttysteff #19360320159 1 week ago
If I "take" something, I keep it for me, right? So why do we "take a shit"? I may have a packrack mentality but there are lines I draw, man.
— smuttysteff #19339180285 1 week ago
"You can vote every week! For four months!" I can't even remember to phone my dad weekly, man. Fuck.
— smuttysteff #19264050568 1 week ago
Joking about giving your child away for FREE IN FRONT OF THEM is a shitty fucking thing to do. Kidding or not. THINK about your words!
— smuttysteff #19110097845 1 week ago
@bluefinch604 Knowledge is power. AKA, I stopped doin' dumb shit. :)
— smuttysteff #19089905372 1 week ago
@kingvonelk Weird, eh? Totally lacks flavour other than "pretension with cheese". $3.75 my fucking ass.
— smuttysteff #19082264269 1 week ago
My achilles is pretty fucked tonight. Dreading the beach clean but it's my thang, so, I'll be going. I need better footwear, methinks.
— smuttysteff #18821935658 2 weeks ago
My bike will be the most recognizable scooter in the city by the time this shit's done, man.
— smuttysteff #18785068537 2 weeks ago
@atomicpoet Did you get thrown off a horse in the Yukon as it jumped a 5-foot fence and threw you into a semi-thawed pile of shit & mud TOO?
— smuttysteff #18746899786 2 weeks ago
RT @MollyRen: http://bit.ly/dax8XO Just finished making @smuttysteff's curry & currant hummus. My verdict? This is good shit.
— smuttysteff #18722384411 2 weeks ago
I can't wait. I think all the fucking dumb stuff that's plagued my life for two years in OTHER people's power will be fixed soon. SO happy.
— smuttysteff #18692697977 2 weeks ago
Ask and thou shalt receive, Twitter. Fuck iCalendar. RT @picsiechick @smuttysteff okay. scheduled. :-)
— smuttysteff #18657714502 2 weeks ago
But I won't be waiting long, because the fucker's been served repair notice by the city! Soon I'll have a new kitchen floor too. Yay.
— smuttysteff #18579923483 2 weeks ago
Letting a steak come to room temperature before I grill it up to enjoy with lime-n-spicy coleslaw afore a Big Fucking Bike Ride.
— smuttysteff #18557686687 2 weeks ago
@hummingbird604 Fuck that, I'm coming from South Van & around Marine Drive, about 35km. It's the distance, not difficulty. :) @anthonyfloyd
— smuttysteff #18549124283 2 weeks ago
Gimme an hour alone in a conference with every exec in Hollywood and I'll clarify a few fucking things about single women. #realitycheck
— smuttysteff #18544663818 2 weeks ago
@meredithblumoff This is just costco, and just $9/lb sirloin & the like, not the $20 a pound fancy shit. Whatever. I cook it goooooood.
— smuttysteff #18536581550 2 weeks ago
Got tired of bitching about the #oilspill. If BP'll do fuck all, then maybe me/my friends can clean a beach. #something http://goo.gl/Z4Jp
— smuttysteff #18529474251 2 weeks ago
The Facebook app DOES suck tonight. Maybe now Facebook will give a shit about giving it more updates.
— smuttysteff #18487667880 3 weeks ago
@dmataconis No shit. Or sex.
— smuttysteff #18474407377 3 weeks ago
Between you & me, iPhone autocorrect, I'm pretty sure you know I mean "fucked" when I type "fuvked". Wanna be a help?
— smuttysteff #18448096055 3 weeks ago
My friend was always late in the old days, then I started figgering I had 15 minutes grace, but he became punctual, now it's all fucked.
— smuttysteff #18448030435 3 weeks ago
@raincoaster I can respect that answer. It was a new moon yesterday, yes. No shit, eh.
— smuttysteff #18400621000 3 weeks ago
If anyone who follows me is a deadbeat landlord, they should fuck off and unfollow me, 'cos that's a dickheaded thing to do to people.
— smuttysteff #18382255371 3 weeks ago
Know what you never want to have happen to you? 3 building owners in 3 years. That's when your apartment gets fucked over. @mayorgregor
— smuttysteff #18382109334 3 weeks ago
RT @erin_braincandy: I don't fucking care if the Mayor swears.
— smuttysteff #18372201042 3 weeks ago
@BlissfulGirl @Zoeyjane I agree. She seems like a bitch to me, and it's probably a well deserved alcoholic hate-on between the two of 'em.
— smuttysteff #18370063207 3 weeks ago
Fuck, you're sad, you little sack of hate. How petty your life must be.
— smuttysteff #18332733409 3 weeks ago
Want to engage me HERE, with your NAME, in PUBLIC? Game fucking on. Otherwise, fuck off, spineless.
— smuttysteff #18332710777 3 weeks ago
Want to be a coward -- & clearly spend lotsa time reading my useless tweets, etc -- & hide, I don't need to indulge your petty fucking ass.
— smuttysteff #18332691077 3 weeks ago
I clicked through 57 of your "suggested" friends, the "people (I) may know", Facebook. I didn't know a single fucking one. #enoughalready
— smuttysteff #18299507098 3 weeks ago
@BookMadam LOL. Shit. Redo.
— smuttysteff #18277545168 3 weeks ago
@Zoeyjane Fucking morons. I tell you, this thin veneer of me being a pacifist only exists because of the inches between me and assholes.
— smuttysteff #18252640955 3 weeks ago
