OKAY THAT WAS FUCKING CREEPY, LOST.
— skyturnsgreen #9215430952 3 weeks ago
I'm really bummed that I'm not watching the Olympics right now. Like, seriously really sad about it. Fuck you digital conversion.
— skyturnsgreen #9035036219 on February 12, 2010
According to the tax calculator I just did, I still owe the gov't almost $500 from last year. One leftover "fuck you" for losing my job.
— skyturnsgreen #8711554622 on February 5, 2010
Fuck you migraine. Come on medicine, hurry up and work.
— skyturnsgreen #7341701279 on January 3, 2010
3 more hours until we can finally put this bitch to bed...
— skyturnsgreen #7256647461 on December 31, 2009
All clear. This is getting fucking ridiculous. Oh yes, and the alarm is still going off. Let's see if it takes an hour to get shut off too.
— skyturnsgreen #6949259669 on December 22, 2009
@fleurdeliser I told mel I was gonna make 2009 choke on my dick (that I only metaphorically have). Seriously, suck it bitch.
— skyturnsgreen #6520228830 on December 9, 2009
@iamjustbrian that is fucking impressive dude!
— skyturnsgreen #5815908980 on November 17, 2009
I fucking love halloween!!!!!
— skyturnsgreen #5329716376 on October 31, 2009
@philosiraptor right fucking on!
— skyturnsgreen #5116353145 on October 23, 2009
Zombieland was fucking great.
— skyturnsgreen #4957980683 on October 17, 2009
@fleurdeliser Ok I take back the funny thing about the boy in the balloon... didn't realize shit was so serious. FAIL.
— skyturnsgreen #4899027885 on October 15, 2009
Okay, candle wax is definitely NOT my kink. Fucking ow, that hurt!
— skyturnsgreen #4751733249 on October 9, 2009
It's fucking cold in here! Why haven't they turned on the heat yet?
— skyturnsgreen #4749977138 on October 9, 2009
I am drinking a real sugar coke imported from mexico. So fucking good.
— skyturnsgreen #4583891574 on October 3, 2009
I am not the biggest rap/hip-hop fan, but I fucking love Jay-Z.
— skyturnsgreen #4298174258 on September 22, 2009
In case anyone missed all the rest of the the info pointing to this conclusion, I'll repeat it now: my stepmother is a fucking bitch.
— skyturnsgreen #4153332280 on September 21, 2009
@silentdescant yeah idk. Just not into the story. Plus all the romance shit is just creepy, no getting over it. Oh well, it was only a buck.
— skyturnsgreen #4095895634 on September 18, 2009
The office "boyfriends" are at it again. Sports talk is such foreplay for straight boys, seriously. Just fuck each other already.
— skyturnsgreen #3739508850 on September 3, 2009
If I'm ever in a band, we are definitely covering I Never Told You What I Do For A Living. Fucking love screaming/singing that one.
— skyturnsgreen #3637396872 on August 29, 2009
Oh come on! Megavideo, you're a bitch. Cutting me off in the middle of an episode. >:(
— skyturnsgreen #3481260140 on August 22, 2009
