Ugh I feel like shit, time to go back home and get in bed.
— simps #5625538611 1 week ago
The Airport level in Modern Warefare 2 is maybe the most fucked-up part of a video game I've ever played.
— simps #5518761163 2 weeks ago
Anyone see Variety today? Who the fuck is making those movies? (Aside from all these idiots hanging at the Roosevelt tonight)
— simps #5472414308 2 weeks ago
The new gummy bears at Pinkberry are fucking delicious! http://yfrog.com/iyt31j
— simps #5324855287 3 weeks ago
Howard, this is going to sound kind of mean, but go fuck yourself.
— simps #5270722838 3 weeks ago
Oh shit, I was eating at 8 Oz Burger Bar while they were filming outside! http://bit.ly/2CSpLy #triedtogetintheBroll
— simps #5268408224 3 weeks ago
When Kimmel moves, he slices like a fucking hammer: http://bit.ly/26T7r7
— simps #5242503808 3 weeks ago
I want a fucking car, right fucking now. http://yfrog.com/2myzdj
— simps #5085471939 on October 22, 2009
Holy shit, @mattfraction, THAT was a goddamn great comic book! http://yfrog.com/2mildj
— simps #5049883806 on October 21, 2009
@BrianReed That would explain why AT&T is run like shit and never gets anything done.
— simps #4766430760 on October 10, 2009
Fuck you: http://twitpic.com/ivmzo
— simps #4328043075 on September 23, 2009
Holy shit. The Nic Cage costume test for Burton's SUPERMAN LIVES: http://bit.ly/JYdW3
— simps #4177483160 on September 22, 2009
Oh shit, GOSSIP GIRL is back.
— simps #3998079034 on September 14, 2009
Holy fuck, a high stakes art thief? Why did Ashlee Simpson steal the photo? Was that her mom? Does the explain the bad dye job?
— simps #3857421877 on September 8, 2009
Holy shit, this is the greatest news report ever: http://bit.ly/2YuYz Thank you FOX 8, Cleveland!
— simps #3606587050 on August 28, 2009
I'm nowhere near the PCH, but somehow that's still fucking up my morning.
— simps #3518524271 on August 24, 2009
I just scalded my fucking hand with that goddamn fucking latté. I hate Mondays!
— simps #3226799901 on August 10, 2009
@BRIANMBENDIS You just know that the Ben Silverman of her high school laughed at how shitty she was and this is her revenge on cool kids.
— simps #2883457337 on July 27, 2009
Loerlai Gilmore, you passive aggressive bitch.
— simps #2754045838 on July 21, 2009
WHY IS THERE FUCKING TRAFFIC ON SUNDAY?!?!?!
— simps #2168140908 on June 14, 2009
Why was there bumper-to-bumper traffic on Sunset at Midnight on a Saturday? LA city planners should be fucking embarrassed.
— simps #2167003423 on June 14, 2009
Despite being in the middle of fucking nowhere, GRUB on Seward with @LaurneninLA was really good.
— simps #2127634464 on June 12, 2009
Where the fuck did my copies of Uncanny #508 and #509 go?
— simps #2113836976 on June 11, 2009
Holy shit, Todd Phillips, that's a nice-looking Friday for you!
— simps #2056863786 on June 6, 2009
The Hangover was fucking amazing, "it's classic Phil."
— simps #2040177091 on June 5, 2009
Enough with these fucking helicopters hovering overhead!
— simps #1933149552 on May 27, 2009
I need to get rid of this fucking cold (not swine flu) today. Any suggestions?
— simps #1758066685 on May 10, 2009
The install file for Myst is too fucking big for my iPhone. I shall have to wait for the third generation.
— simps #1712033402 on May 5, 2009
STAR TREK was fucking great. J.J. Abrams knocked that fucker out of the park!
— simps #1692142868 on May 3, 2009
Say what you want about the film; King Kong fighting 3 T-Rexes was fucking awesome.
— simps #1679994972 on May 2, 2009
Say what you aNt about the film, King Kong fighting 3 T-Rexes was fucking awesome.
— simps #1679988918 on May 2, 2009
@AllSports1975 At least I have hair you failed abortion! Ack ack and go fuck yourself Eric!
— simps #1611149954 on April 25, 2009
Eric, now that you're not voting, you'll have more time to go fuck yourself.
— simps #1598614357 on April 23, 2009
Holy shit this ToneMatrix thing is addictive: http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
— simps #1572945755 on April 21, 2009
Holy fuck it is hot outside!
— simps #1569177572 on April 20, 2009
Tweetie for Macs is fucking incredible: http://www.atebits.com/tweetie-mac/
— simps #1566784689 on April 20, 2009
Hey AT&T, worry first about fixing your horrible fucking service before trying to keep the iPhone exclusivity.
— simps #1522885446 on April 14, 2009
OBSERVE AND REPORT was fucking dark, brutal, and fantastic.
— simps #1501783391 on April 12, 2009
That girl on the leg curl just eye-fucked the shit out if me.
— simps #1458240437 on April 5, 2009
I wish only death and destruction on the fucking criminal valet employee that stole my sunglasses last night at the Roosevelt.
— simps #1367523403 on March 21, 2009
Hey geek, I just stepped in your dog's shit, now I'm going to make you eat it.
— simps #1293988422 on March 7, 2009
Oh shit. I'm on Mars.
— simps #1228142210 on February 19, 2009
Oh shit. I'm on Mars.
— simps #1228138578 on February 19, 2009
Cameron Diaz, stop coming back to SNL just to do that same shitty cougar sketch.
— simps #1213378158 on February 15, 2009
Forget anything I've ever said, Cleveland weather is shit, thank god for 64* and sunny in Los Angeles.
— simps #1095968196 on January 4, 2009
Now THAT was a first issue that did not fuck around or waste any pages!
— simps #1090774739 on January 1, 2009
I cannot understand how the incompetent fucking idiots working at airports stay employed. It must be easy to go through life so dumb.
— simps #1068599270 on December 19, 2008
@BRIANMBENDIS You motherfucker, and to think I was too chicken to write "pussyfart" and have my own mother read it.
— simps #1066661761 on December 19, 2008
Holy shit, the Chick-Fil-A recipe WORKS!
— simps #1033677130 on December 1, 2008
