Any parents that force children into beauty pageants really need to have the cunt cells scraped from the shell of whats left thier soul.
— sidthevicious #5902062528 15 hours ago
It's alright to embrace your inner dork. It very well could be what separates you from the Heidi and Spencers of this fucked up world.
— sidthevicious #5716711952 1 week ago
@hobotronic It seems a holiday where we actually have something reasonable to blame our own clumsy behavior and natural shitty luck on.
— sidthevicious #5690370941 1 week ago
Flex Schedule begins today. Fellow football addicts we're one step closer to a monopoly on the week. Great for us, shitty for wives and gf's
— sidthevicious #5663102182 1 week ago
If they were trying to be punk because of the ethics and not just the fashion, I would not want to bitch slap all of these hot topic kids.
— sidthevicious #5639931074 1 week ago
You already know Mike Tyson is fucking crazy. Even more reason not to rush in on him with his child. Fucking Idiotic Paparazzi Douchebags.
— sidthevicious #5638438042 1 week ago
Cough till you get off motherfucker.....*oh fuck me!*
— sidthevicious #5596893610 2 weeks ago
My give a shit switch is off until further notice.
— sidthevicious #5503947354 2 weeks ago
DJ Hero Yea, I see the market for jolly ranchers, strobe lights and cheap personalities going through the roof over this one. Fucking idiots
— sidthevicious #5211050060 on October 27, 2009
These days I would LOVE to see Obama walk up and just knock the living shit out of Cheney. The man is from Chicago, dont say its not in him.
— sidthevicious #5082228994 on October 22, 2009
A-Rod You Bad Ass Motherfucker! That's What I am Talking About! Way To Play Like A Yankee! HELL YES!!!
— sidthevicious #4959589342 on October 17, 2009
I absolutely hate this feeling. Why the fuck does my mind find the need to pull this shit?! Long night ahead to figure it out. God Damn It.
— sidthevicious #4855872596 on October 14, 2009
I May Be Getting Too Old For This Shit Afterall......*fml*
— sidthevicious #4827815399 on October 12, 2009
If Michele Bachman were to be lobotomized she would be the first person to ever have a mental capacity in the negatives. What a fucking ditz
— sidthevicious #4719215674 on October 8, 2009
RT @GSouder: When life gets frustraiting it's good to remember I'm not a silly fucking rabbit and I can get myself Trix any damn time I want
— sidthevicious #4714956142 on October 8, 2009
Congrats to the Minnesota Twins on a hard won victory. Now it is time for the Yankees to put your ass to bed. Sorry about your shitty luck.
— sidthevicious #4676264088 on October 7, 2009
