I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
— shiteatingfuck #1195303587 on February 10, 2009
Fucking son of a bitch! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
— shiteatingfuck #1195301581 on February 10, 2009
first I want u to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my fucking asshole with the other
— shiteatingfuck #1195299572 on February 10, 2009
Oh shit! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your fucking dick at that fine piece of woman, are you?
— shiteatingfuck #1195297553 on February 10, 2009
Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet.
— shiteatingfuck #1195289588 on February 10, 2009
Bull shit! Get on your knees scumbag!
— shiteatingfuck #1195281774 on February 10, 2009
What's so fucking funny?
— shiteatingfuck #1195278073 on February 10, 2009
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
— shiteatingfuck #1195276248 on February 10, 2009
So would you fuck a sheep?
— shiteatingfuck #1195274318 on February 10, 2009
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian?
— shiteatingfuck #1195270320 on February 10, 2009
Look at that: a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife... Her womb is so polluted... I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
— shiteatingfuck #1195264783 on February 10, 2009
So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
— shiteatingfuck #1195259227 on February 10, 2009
You are not even human, fucking beings
— shiteatingfuck #1195257426 on February 10, 2009
I will PT you all until you fucking die! Ill PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
— shiteatingfuck #1195251687 on February 10, 2009
Shut the fuck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away.
— shiteatingfuck #1195249695 on February 10, 2009
Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle!
— shiteatingfuck #1195247992 on February 10, 2009
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish American. You fucking *pogue*!
— shiteatingfuck #1195246218 on February 10, 2009
Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.
— shiteatingfuck #1195239106 on February 10, 2009
America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
— shiteatingfuck #1195233887 on February 10, 2009
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets!
— shiteatingfuck #1195232045 on February 10, 2009
Man, fuck this! Fuck this shit! Im going in to bring him out.
— shiteatingfuck #1195226812 on February 10, 2009
Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
— shiteatingfuck #1195225090 on February 10, 2009
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother fucker
— shiteatingfuck #1195221508 on February 10, 2009
you know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?
— shiteatingfuck #1195219830 on February 10, 2009
then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made em eat.
— shiteatingfuck #1195218163 on February 10, 2009
You son of a bitch!... you fuck!...
— shiteatingfuck #1195216507 on February 10, 2009
Bull shit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
— shiteatingfuck #1195214683 on February 10, 2009
You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?
— shiteatingfuck #1195211247 on February 10, 2009
I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker.
— shiteatingfuck #1195209495 on February 10, 2009
Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.
— shiteatingfuck #1195206140 on February 10, 2009
What the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up, just reach in and pull your dick out. Girls like that shit.
— shiteatingfuck #1195204443 on February 10, 2009
You too, Mel. You fucked up.
— shiteatingfuck #1195202727 on February 10, 2009
What,? You're just gonna let me sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm Steven fucking Glandsberg?
— shiteatingfuck #1195197626 on February 10, 2009
fucking, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother fucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
— shiteatingfuck #1195193509 on February 10, 2009
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
— shiteatingfuck #1195191757 on February 10, 2009
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
— shiteatingfuck #1195190122 on February 10, 2009
And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not fucking real.
— shiteatingfuck #1195183413 on February 10, 2009
It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
— shiteatingfuck #1195178199 on February 10, 2009
America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
— shiteatingfuck #1195176540 on February 10, 2009
Fair enough. Now I drive real fucking fast, so keep up.
— shiteatingfuck #1195173083 on February 10, 2009
I said you LOVE the cock. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
— shiteatingfuck #1195164395 on February 10, 2009
Fucking punk. Son of a bitch.
— shiteatingfuck #1195162726 on February 10, 2009
I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to FUCK ME!
— shiteatingfuck #1195161113 on February 10, 2009
What? One name? ONE NAME? Who the fuck are you? Seal?
— shiteatingfuck #1195154768 on February 10, 2009
Five-foot-nine, I didnt know they stacked shit that high.
— shiteatingfuck #1195150112 on February 10, 2009
It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
— shiteatingfuck #1195148518 on February 10, 2009
fuck Dicks? Like a man dick?
— shiteatingfuck #1195146961 on February 10, 2009
Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made.
— shiteatingfuck #1195145327 on February 10, 2009
It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
— shiteatingfuck #1195137433 on February 10, 2009
