Oh, look, the clusterfuck that keeps on fucking.
— semanticist #22810246322 10 hours ago
At a rough estimate, I think I'm spending ~£250 a year on domain name renewals. I must be fucking metnal.
— semanticist #22800797167 12 hours ago
iTunes 10 is really fucking ugly.
— semanticist #22786653015 16 hours ago
Urg. No MobileMe API? That's shit.
— semanticist #22740097618 1 day ago
Fucking hell! Just hoovered up a really big spider. Much bigger than anything I've seen in the house before. Alarming.
— semanticist #22650781978 2 days ago
I am really fucking tired.
— semanticist #22637790921 2 days ago
Three minutes to spare, no thanks to the shitty buses.
— semanticist #22635750193 2 days ago
Scheduled 44 totally failed to turn up and now I might miss my train. Fuck you, Lothian Buses.
— semanticist #22634663372 2 days ago
Oh fuck, here come the keyword spammers. Four cunts blocked in the last five minutes. :o(
— semanticist #22407771313 5 days ago
Fuck you, Windows. Fuck. You. http://twitpic.com/2j3yyr
— semanticist #22383666327 5 days ago
@TLCool Are you an idiot? 'Want more Christian followers' led you to follow a Pagan? Fuck off, spamming cunt.
— semanticist #22375776975 5 days ago
Jesus fuck, it's nearly six am. I think I'll go to bed now.
— semanticist #22327815396 6 days ago
Good to meet up with @electricspectre. Top bloke. Now on the train back to fucking Fife.
— semanticist #22205657679 1 week ago
Fuck you morning. Fuck you in the arse. Using cacti as lube.
— semanticist #22163814761 1 week ago
My Windows VM angered me, so I hit the 'reset' button on it. That'll show the fucker.
— semanticist #22163459902 1 week ago
@isntit Advice on men assumes that men behave in consistent ways or, indeed, have any fucking idea what we're doing.
— semanticist #22130559655 1 week ago
Oh, and now an embedded advert for fucking BT, positioned exactly to distract me. Next time I'm just torrenting what I missed.
— semanticist #22127965138 1 week ago
@amy_m_young 100% guarantee that people do that too. People are fucking thick.
— semanticist #22038699482 1 week ago
Morning has broken. I'm not going to fucking fix it.
— semanticist #21983486677 1 week ago
@azurelunatic Also, apparently I can't type for shit tonight.
— semanticist #21947921898 1 week ago
Holy fucking shit. The wheels on this train were spinning/slipping. Wheelspin on a train is NOT COOL.
— semanticist #21930774551 1 week ago
@ThorLJackson Weak. At least swear properly if you're doing to make an annoying Twitter bot. You have no fucking balls.
— semanticist #21902167025 2 weeks ago
@cruisexperience Fuck you. Will be reporting you as a spammer once I get to a computer.
— semanticist #21898075678 2 weeks ago
@s8nftw @isntit Are there any hipsters left outside of Edinburgh? It feels like every fucking London wanker is up here.
— semanticist #21862059488 2 weeks ago
Time for bed, unless my cunt neighbour's music is audible upstairs as well, in which case it's time for violence.
— semanticist #21788016864 2 weeks ago
Neighbours are having another fucking party. Pitched perfectly to be loud enough to be fucking annoying, but not loud enough to call plod.
— semanticist #21699022875 2 weeks ago
I am a fucking idiot and left our tickets to the show at home. The show that's only on tonight. Fuck!
— semanticist #21685094257 2 weeks ago
The Sun is burning my fucking eyes out.
— semanticist #21683155879 2 weeks ago
The Pope will fuck your day up: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/147175/pope_visit.pdf
— semanticist #21664679586 2 weeks ago
I swear, if this RAID rebuild doesn't work I'm going to go fucking mental.
— semanticist #21660267062 2 weeks ago
Well, fuck. (@ Brunstane Rail Station) http://4sq.com/amei0M
— semanticist #21649833382 2 weeks ago
Going to miss my bus. #scotfail fucked me!
— semanticist #21649538580 2 weeks ago
Always disconcerting when the train goes to a different platform at Waverley. Will #scotfail fuck me again? Not today, anyway.
— semanticist #21649217447 2 weeks ago
Another massive cruise ship today. Probably full of tourists off to make Edinburgh more shit. (@ Forth Bridge) http://4sq.com/6Zwxbv
— semanticist #21560940522 2 weeks ago
ARGH. Two hours notice that I need to do some work right in the middle of when I always take my lunch. Fucking cock knew yesterday, too.
— semanticist #21479285868 2 weeks ago
I cannot wait for those stupid bars with social media links at the bottom of every fucking blog to go out of fashion. So annoying.
— semanticist #21432955226 2 weeks ago
For fuck's sake train: MOVE before even more loud fucking children get on.
— semanticist #21419888242 2 weeks ago
@amillerchip Exactly. Some people are so fucking stupid.
— semanticist #21265055291 3 weeks ago
@epocalypse Hope the cunt falls down a lot of stairs.
— semanticist #21103652418 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a party next door. Music's not too loud yet. If this turns into a repeat of last week, I'll fucking kill them.
— semanticist #21092176730 3 weeks ago
The must have a huge problem with phishing. Fucking idiots.
— semanticist #21075856787 3 weeks ago
It gets worse. Driver stopped to make a phone call, and I had no signal on fucking QUEEN STREET. today can go fuck itself.
— semanticist #20961057913 3 weeks ago
Fuck fuck fuck. Train was fucking early, #scotfail conductor locked doors seconds before I got there.
— semanticist #20958622237 3 weeks ago
I think the fan on my MacBookPro is making noises. It's driving me fucking mental.
— semanticist #20918473151 3 weeks ago
Lovely. Gangsta rap from next door again. If it's loud enough to hear in the bedroom, I'm going to cut their fucking balls off.
— semanticist #20913683017 3 weeks ago
@cole007 There is no way that they won't fuck that up.
— semanticist #20877390718 3 weeks ago
@craigwebster I honestly think that one of our lead devs must be a masochist. He's desperate to Do It Right, but keeps getting fucked.
— semanticist #20830123697 3 weeks ago
Fucking DVI-D.
— semanticist #20787088324 3 weeks ago
French tourists couldn't work ticket machine. Fuck August. (@ Inverkeithing Railway Station) http://4sq.com/8VvLuW
— semanticist #20691998058 on August 9, 2010
