Yup dudes and dudettes, forgot my bastard passport:(. It's a bloody TRAIN!! Who needs a passport to get on a bloody TRAIN????
— sarah_cawood #5446358400 2 weeks ago
@Fearnecotton fuck 'em baby. I'd rather be like you than cynical and bitter like them xxxx
— sarah_cawood #5092233002 on October 23, 2009
Bloody fucking twatting wank. That's the general Cawood vibe today. And no, I'm not saying why. Maybe watching that BNP bigot at 10.35....
— sarah_cawood #5077388971 on October 22, 2009
@allmadmoji I've not been entirely sucked in yet but am hearing hideous things about the twins. Poor Louis:(. He always gets the shit ones!
— sarah_cawood #4638357135 on October 5, 2009
I fucking love that song! Jesus, i depressed myself:(. Only for an hour or so though, life is simply too bloody short to be miserable!
— sarah_cawood #4554466197 on October 2, 2009
Am at pub quiz w/ rubbish gays! j/k, they're gr8. Team name "illegal cleaners". Their idea, not mine. Think we're shit 2nite:(.
— sarah_cawood #4325991930 on September 23, 2009
@Beverleyknight Thanks honey pie, poor little lady. Life is a bitch man:(. SO glad James won his fight last night. Gonna buy your opus now!
— sarah_cawood #4124769361 on September 20, 2009
OMG! Muse on BBC interactive. Fuck me, they are awesome. More awesome than an awesome thing wearing an awesome t shirt on an awesome day.
— sarah_cawood #3872757008 on September 9, 2009
FUCK! Watching the 9/11 doco on 4. Still shocks me to the core. It's harrowing to watch and yet, the voyeur in me can't turn over:(.
— sarah_cawood #3825285446 on September 7, 2009
WOW!!! That was a looooong day. I have to thank @mikeyunderwood for listening to my shit ALL day: he's a god amongst men. Bed beckons
— sarah_cawood #3787716600 on September 5, 2009
Man alive! National Express need to sort it the fuck out. The train is packed and the ticket collection machine was buggered.
— sarah_cawood #3665970534 on August 31, 2009
@thexmofo I fucking hope so. Noel hasn't written a decent record since "what's the story..."
— sarah_cawood #3612527759 on August 28, 2009
I'm sorry, don't want to be a bitch OR look bitter (tho I probably am) but john S and Myleene K are SHOCKING!!!
— sarah_cawood #3584298870 on August 27, 2009
@angellicabell I dated a pilot: he was a twat. Not even the uniform could hide it jelly;)....
— sarah_cawood #3251693666 on August 11, 2009
@OfficialBB oh BB, please let me enter the house in the dead of night and CUT MARCUS'S FUCKING STUPID HAIR OFF! It's not big OR clever:(.
— sarah_cawood #2916679410 on July 29, 2009
@markyboi I'd fucking rock! Nah, they've never asked....more fool them;)
— sarah_cawood #2916509998 on July 29, 2009
Bloody rain. It's wrecking my hair and I'm filming then straight out tonight. Bugger shit fuck
— sarah_cawood #2372768036 on June 28, 2009
In the splendid words of My Chemical Romance: teenagers scare the living shit out of me:(.
— sarah_cawood #2179979218 on June 15, 2009
Why does the drunken idiot on the bus ALWAYS want to talk to me??? Then I look like a bitch when I get up and go downstairs:(.
— sarah_cawood #2035346564 on June 4, 2009
Flight BA 252 home. Boring boring boring. I'm going to attempt to bribe large amounts of wine from cabin crew, watch a shit film and sleep.
— sarah_cawood #1588687897 on April 22, 2009
Bloody hell the killers rock! Bear in mind iPhones take shit pictures. http://twitpic.com/1k6p1
— sarah_cawood #1224775354 on February 18, 2009
@scott_mills I've been told you're not Scott but I don't care! Squeezy cheez out of a can from America is the bollocks.No cheese involved!
— sarah_cawood #1190023221 on February 8, 2009
