holy shit....this professor is psychotic. I think he may have committed some serial killings
— russpalmer #3720809653 on September 2, 2009
funny how #digg doesn't let users comment on sponsored stories since they know all comments would be 'FUCK YOU SPONSORED POST, SPAM SPAM'
— russpalmer #3692375835 on September 1, 2009
does the phrase 'make love' get jealous when someone overuses the word 'fuck'?
— russpalmer #3612356193 on August 28, 2009
When you go through your cellphone contacts..you start to realize who you actually give a shit about
— russpalmer #3200860367 on August 8, 2009
anyone who only followers 'celebrity' twitter accounts. get a fcking life. shit...they won't see this tweet
— russpalmer #3140445311 on August 5, 2009
if you own a mac and a pc are you a meesee, a pac, or something else. probably an awesome fuck up like me
— russpalmer #3139894725 on August 5, 2009
@annettekelley say 'Russ, I fucking hate you' It will make me feel a lot better
— russpalmer #3119608090 on August 4, 2009
fuck you fuck you fuck you you're cool and fuck you - Half Baked
— russpalmer #3119535832 on August 4, 2009
@DanielleCasting making sure it didn't mean you don't represent them.1/2 of me thought that was real fucked up. being 1/2 Jewish is possible
— russpalmer #3118699080 on August 3, 2009
@DanielleCasting found you via @annettekelley and now curious about what 'don't fuck with a Jew' means...so many possibilities
— russpalmer #3118599077 on August 3, 2009
Oh..and if you're sensitive about the word 'fck' then go fuck yourself. Xoxo
— russpalmer #3094008089 on August 2, 2009
@iconsam whatup punk bitch?
— russpalmer #2930902067 on July 30, 2009
@a_simple_girl *throws guitar controller hard against soft object so it doesn't break* FUCK
— russpalmer #2699227555 on July 17, 2009
as long as you're not under the age of 15 I think you can handle a tweet including the word 'FUCK'...agreed?
— russpalmer #2636151188 on July 14, 2009
aww someone was too busy to click one fucking link 4 me..yet bombard me with 'PLEASE HELP ME PROMOTE THIS' . fuck off
— russpalmer #2636093581 on July 14, 2009
some people have no fucking idea how to use twitter. who's gonna be the tweacher? not me
— russpalmer #2627037882 on July 13, 2009
@KimberleKelly thank you. fuck yea for #krp . can I do voice overs (I do a great christohper walken)? kinda
— russpalmer #2570505557 on July 10, 2009
@jesssblake yes you're allowed to say douche bag, and fuck, and shit. just during 'professional' tweets
— russpalmer #2556113372 on July 9, 2009
@PaulaBrett shit..just realized I unintentionally made fun of myself. awesome!
— russpalmer #2515519397 on July 7, 2009
@KimPossible40 take 2 shots of vodka and go over there and say 'LETS GET FUCKED UP'
— russpalmer #2464458033 on July 3, 2009
@KimPossible40 take to shots of vodka and go over there and say 'LETS GET FUCKED UP'
— russpalmer #2464454481 on July 3, 2009
smile...right fucking NOW. I promise you'll feel better. a real smile, not some half assed 'say cheese' smile. =)
— russpalmer #2464346159 on July 3, 2009
'The Vampire Diaries' on PIX in the fall? are you fucking kidding me? fuck Twilight, fuck emo vampires. True Blood ftw
— russpalmer #2361636660 on June 27, 2009
@atomicpoet I HATE shit like people magazine..so I guess 'celebrities' aren't important. someone like Conan O'brien? LOVE him
— russpalmer #2348745339 on June 26, 2009
@jackassletters done, you self promoting bastard. hehe
— russpalmer #2348143968 on June 26, 2009
@jackassletters If i could follow you twice I would. FUCK twilight. True Blood is a great show though
— russpalmer #2348008991 on June 26, 2009
what the fuck does follow friday have to do with michael and farrah?? people are trying to get rid of it ...they don't relate
— russpalmer #2337776981 on June 25, 2009
@Lucyvonne11 no worries..wasn't trying to be like HEY FUCK U FOR VOTING FOR YOURSELF. good luck, may the breast twitter user win
— russpalmer #2330137234 on June 25, 2009
@Javamomma crows eating corpses aren't funny? shit, I really need to try harder
— russpalmer #2330060353 on June 25, 2009
people who Tweet using 'dis' instead of this and 'dat' instead of that...FUCKING STOP. pretty sure Twitter isn't available in da hood G
— russpalmer #2329910097 on June 25, 2009
starting something new today..it's 'Annoy the fuck out of people that send auto DMs' time #autodmsuck
— russpalmer #2328240282 on June 25, 2009
can I get a Retweet? FUCK YOU PEREZ HILTON! don't be bashful by using $%^&
— russpalmer #2327970367 on June 25, 2009
'I hit, so who gives a shit' Manny Ramirez
— russpalmer #1728930508 on May 7, 2009
Could have gotten to dress up like Darth Vader...$200 light saber and all as a business expense to taunt trekkies tonight. #lateidea FUCK
— russpalmer #1728243128 on May 7, 2009
I hate losing in poker. FUCK. yea that's right i said it
— russpalmer #1655902056 on April 29, 2009
Stop talking about the fucking swine flu
— russpalmer #1642012412 on April 28, 2009
@RobReedy we're good friends. boo fucking hoo i lost a follower. does it make you feel good to type #UNFOLLOWED @LesleaC laugh at doucheman
— russpalmer #1595373191 on April 23, 2009
@LesleaC how fucking exciting
— russpalmer #1595298531 on April 23, 2009
if one more person asks me for social media help without introducing themselves i am going to fucking flip out
— russpalmer #1594754414 on April 23, 2009
@hotforwords your picture is fucking scary. and your coffee is in the room to your right
— russpalmer #1543389818 on April 17, 2009
@alexalbrecht you looked up from your day?..YOU OWN THE DAY? dude that is fucking awesome. can I own a day?
— russpalmer #1488098244 on April 9, 2009
So I had some insomnia last night and fell asleep watching Over Her Dead Body with my girlfriend's roommate..and I didn't hate it. shit
— russpalmer #1275440272 on March 3, 2009
Anyone saying Heath didn't deserve the award..I'm just gonna say it...FUCK YOU
— russpalmer #1239406600 on February 22, 2009
fuck SEO. There. I said it.
— russpalmer #1121555082 on January 15, 2009
@MTV the Jonas Brothers doing an inaugural concert? umm...fuck?
— russpalmer #1118678233 on January 14, 2009
only good part of american idol is the people who suck and make me laugh..a few weeks in fuck watching it, rather just go to a karaoke bar
— russpalmer #1117200889 on January 13, 2009
@Wardere what did 4chan do to that girl? and why is her video description all like FUCK 4CHAN?
— russpalmer #1110160268 on January 10, 2009
listen. I understand you need a digg/reddit..but IMing me the link without a please or a hi? FUCK OFF. =) happy new years eve
— russpalmer #1088162918 on December 31, 2008
@rhcomics wait..L train is really dead? for real? FUCK
— russpalmer #1068225413 on December 19, 2008
