@ Christies for my standard 'after class' buffs and ber. Fuck yea.
— royorbs3 #19705803956 4 days ago
Not that I'm picking on #theladies... Just think guys are less likely to say their least favorite word is #cunt.
— royorbs3 #19618163209 5 days ago
Which #c'word do you hate the most? #Cancer or #Cunt (?) #familyguy lmao I bet a majority of ladies say 'cunt' bahahaaha..Ha. Na idrk.
— royorbs3 #19617699860 5 days ago
What's w all the #pie shit? #shitpie
— royorbs3 #19524901561 6 days ago
Because nothing gets through. It's too light I say. Only my ideas, my fuck, my perspective is weighty enough to mean anything.
— royorbs3 #19457156157 1 week ago
@chazdrums I'm shitty ha dude just bust me out a call niggy
— royorbs3 #19072757738 1 week ago
@chazdrums I wrote u btw. Got the shit bak tho.
— royorbs3 #19048910114 2 weeks ago
#Boo-fucking-bad-form-urns
— royorbs3 #18773630861 2 weeks ago
The environmentalists kill me. Just let me wash my fucking hands
— royorbs3 #18771227051 2 weeks ago
RT @littt: Just drunkinly drove to pick up another case of beer!!! Bwahahhaha fuck the POlice! / you drunken ass! But yea fuck the POlice
— royorbs3 #18732088986 2 weeks ago
Drinkin a mothafuckin Cognac, bitch.
— royorbs3 #18228323808 3 weeks ago
Wow did she just say 'to top it all off, we celebrate Jesus's birthday on the 25th.'???!!! Lmmfao What a stupid bitch.
— royorbs3 #17920967392 on July 6, 2010
@TomWhaley LGF homie. Damn. No one promoted this shit! hamao
— royorbs3 #17704576789 on July 4, 2010
@TomWhaley u bastard ;
— royorbs3 #17703661328 on July 4, 2010
Chicken banannas. Yes. Fuck you.
— royorbs3 #16784849964 on June 22, 2010
And the bitch-ass of the year award goes to: @littt! Signed, @royorbs3, @chrismartin666 @theboyvirtuoso @jandis and @biggg666.
— royorbs3 #16593016017 on June 19, 2010
I wanna go on the game show 'baggage' and when I get down to one girl, reveal that I have AIDS. Fuck yeahr.
— royorbs3 #16513215847 on June 18, 2010
Finally #wockin qtweeter again and this shit is the shit
— royorbs3 #16435460719 on June 17, 2010
My man says, 'take a bday shot w me.' I'm like, 'fuck its ur bday!? What day Is it?!' he goes, 'june 15th.' lmfao he forgot his own birthday
— royorbs3 #16348020616 on June 16, 2010
Reggie Watts - 'Fuck-Shit Stack.' Here you go. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
— royorbs3 #16114538536 on June 13, 2010
@ JD's wit my bitches. Bitch fuck. Re eval of all values.
— royorbs3 #15975497333 on June 11, 2010
@jima6636 solid. Paint that shit red mofo!
— royorbs3 #15394748730 on June 4, 2010
@KaitMR88 u know what, I saw that building n thought 'wait a sec.. Where the fuck am I?' lmao
— royorbs3 #15391431994 on June 3, 2010
U ever look in ur rearview and time after time notice the motherfucker behind u is staring right at u. Y do ppl do that?!! >:(
— royorbs3 #15249093703 on June 2, 2010
Can't remember what he was gonna say. Something about urinating and drinking. I think. Idk. Prob not. Fuck.
— royorbs3 #15087081869 on May 31, 2010
WT fuckin fuck?!!
— royorbs3 #14921203155 on May 28, 2010
@KaitMR88 probly a combo. I am stressed the Fuck out and rarely get REM sleep. As long as it's not a tumor ha
— royorbs3 #14524481734 on May 22, 2010
Fuck. I'm ripped as hell. Baaaaaahahahahahah!!!
— royorbs3 #14404322304 on May 20, 2010
The best part about it is I don't give a fuck if my mood improves. And I don't give a fuck about not givin a fuck
— royorbs3 #14200483993 on May 17, 2010
Holy fuck.
— royorbs3 #14019564613 on May 14, 2010
Is dysthymic and wants to punch everyone in the world in the fucking face.
— royorbs3 #13891064734 on May 12, 2010
Most people only secretly want others to fail, but I'm at least open about it. So fuck you... In the ass.
— royorbs3 #13890364334 on May 12, 2010
My iPhone battery has been shit. I need a haircut. #tworandomthoughts
— royorbs3 #13686760360 on May 9, 2010
@rrebel2 holy fuck I can't spend 10 mins in walmart w/out just bursting into tears
— royorbs3 #13281880057 on May 2, 2010
RT @BibleAlsoSays: Enough of this "You're Going To Hell" bullshit. That's simply hate speech cloaked behind religion. I say prove it or go fuck yourself
— royorbs3 #13146667331 on April 30, 2010
In the Citay eatin ber and drinkin sliders, knittin pies and bakin sweaters. I don't give a fuck
— royorbs3 #12734124321 on April 23, 2010
So I was fucking this bitch, right? Then I was like fucking this dude all of the sudden.. and I was like, whooooaa! What the fuck?!
— royorbs3 #12651884070 on April 22, 2010
Tweeting basically into thin fucking air. Wonering, why bother?
— royorbs3 #12260403528 on April 15, 2010
@jima6636 goddamn autocorrect - always changin regular shit into some crazy shit
— royorbs3 #11971081411 on April 10, 2010
@zaldor Zaldor where the fuck u been?!!!
— royorbs3 #11970273758 on April 10, 2010
Anyone have a chicken Reuben? Had one today. Shit was naaaasty zelument
— royorbs3 #11967617169 on April 10, 2010
@theboyvirtuoso you sweet tart bastard! Caundy is a waste of time bahaha
— royorbs3 #11967440054 on April 10, 2010
Wow is all I can say... I live only to fucking fuck. Night twitts
— royorbs3 #11679850847 on April 5, 2010
Ugh nap. Wake at 11 thinkin it's 3. Fuck.
— royorbs3 #11567546080 on April 3, 2010
But you can get buffalo tenders and calzones ga-fucking-lore at 2am... Hmmm. It's a conspiracy.
— royorbs3 #11522054744 on April 3, 2010
@rrebel2 i tend to dig poker.. i was actually playing pool though, just fucked up and said poker lol
— royorbs3 #10960786960 on March 23, 2010
O shit here comes the sun do do do doo
— royorbs3 #10882306169 on March 22, 2010
@Dinero562 that is an excerpt from one of the greatest albums elver fucking made!
— royorbs3 #10836844911 on March 21, 2010
Holy fuck balls, Got into La Salles Grad program for clinical counseling psychology, am psyched, thanks
— royorbs3 #10492576478 on March 14, 2010
