Please, NO LORD, please let this NOT be dog shit on my shoe after I spent an hour gettin cute
— recullen #5382569569 3 weeks ago
awwww Shit! Sex & the City is on . Haven't seen this on tv in a while... yay
— recullen #5250598616 3 weeks ago
Actually, I've let a shuttle bus leave 2 people behind running (I didn't like her). Karma was a bitch, they caught up at the red light....
— recullen #5106222438 on October 23, 2009
i dont know who this bitch is on Wendy, but her voice is deeper than mine.
— recullen #4879311596 on October 14, 2009
@misstalise bitch u r too pritty for all that foolishness, get a hobby buh!
— recullen #4565540975 on October 2, 2009
@misstalise bitch, I've SEEN u ROLLIN' and it was one of the most comedic things I've seen and heard! Lmao!!!
— recullen #3834045933 on September 7, 2009
Holy shit, just read about the @spencerpratt / @ryanseacrest beef... i didn't know @spencerpratt 's avatar is a young chubby @ryanseacrest
— recullen #3729016645 on September 3, 2009
RT @Kewpur People in Facebook have been pissin me off. Fuck u n ur opinions. Keep your rude ass comments off my pics!! I feel better now.
— recullen #3682495096 on September 1, 2009
@misstalise bitch we are over 21 now...countdown to birthdays are "over"....we r approaching 30 omg!
— recullen #3675057496 on August 31, 2009
RT @MDTxts He fucked me like an animal, then laughed when I moaned. He slapped my ass and told me to meow. Best nite ever?!
— recullen #3579325052 on August 27, 2009
I don't believe this shit. Venezuela? what?
— recullen #3504862163 on August 23, 2009
The queen ringing me up in Banana Republic was SUCH a bitch. Why r a lot of gays so bitter? I hope I don't act like that.
— recullen #3496001910 on August 23, 2009
Walking BACK to fucking Sephora... bitches
— recullen #3313355047 on August 14, 2009
Checking my facebook for the first time in weeks. All these stupid "mafia war" game requests.. WHO THE FUCK CARES?
— recullen #3240936873 on August 11, 2009
@misstalise IN THE HEIGHTS wasn't so... so.... gay. lol. I LOVED IT!!! But this MAMMA MIA! shit... slit my wrists NOW please!
— recullen #3095095937 on August 2, 2009
http://bit.ly/ngpFg New single coming out in August "SEXY BITCH"
— recullen #2843894876 on July 25, 2009
@misstalise which pills? Be careful with that. sounds like cocaine to me , im just sayin, talkin bout liftin houses and shit lol.
— recullen #2769759557 on July 21, 2009
Why has KELIS never blown up in america? Her shit is hot!
— recullen #2663942106 on July 15, 2009
@NolaLadyLove oh baby i know, i had one of those too.... when i was 6. LMFAO. im not hatin' though. just dont dive into the bitch!
— recullen #2476100451 on July 4, 2009
@NolaLadyLove its the simple fact tht tha mother fucker IS a cloeseted homo and talking shit about ME? n he is gayer than ruPaul?
— recullen #2448561518 on July 2, 2009
Roomy says "It's always the GAYEST queen that talks shit about other gays" and that is SO true. Thats why I really dont fuck w/ others
— recullen #2448340590 on July 2, 2009
he proceeded to talk shit about me, and he doesn't even KNOW ME! Like I'm so gay and blah blah. UM, this is the biggest queen-in-denial EVER
— recullen #2448282147 on July 2, 2009
Him: bitch this ain't no gucci runway, run before we miss the employee shuttle... ME: hold the van gurl, I can't run in my new heels!
— recullen #2276936596 on June 22, 2009
@melindawarren1 morning, whats with this green avatar shit?
— recullen #2263959759 on June 21, 2009
The bitch still don't have my uniform done so this is what I'm doing... http://twitgoo.com/uxrc
— recullen #2228970568 on June 18, 2009
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is SO stupid. Who gives a shit about these bitches?
— recullen #2199703126 on June 16, 2009
Well, my friend called out sick for our trip tonight so she could stay at home in Seattle. Now I'm working w/ 2 strangers... bitch.
— recullen #2169959691 on June 14, 2009
My Friday nights are usually like other peoples Sunday nights, get shit done for the work week ahead.
— recullen #2162055144 on June 13, 2009
@fusionfitmomi and bitch, can you see me working for Korean Air - bitch please!
— recullen #2098812961 on June 9, 2009
Just back from getting my hair did and new uniform pieces tailored...$142.00 worth of taking shit in b/c they never fit right!
— recullen #2096433727 on June 9, 2009
Well oh shit, I left the windows in the house open... I live in a basement....its pouring rain.... FUCK ME!
— recullen #2086995443 on June 9, 2009
...that I dropped my wallet in the back seat when I got out the first time...so I gave him a $20. That made me feel all good n kind, n shit!
— recullen #2086319574 on June 9, 2009
RT: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ FUNNY SHIT on this site! lmao!
— recullen #2038981768 on June 4, 2009
@j12_chilli JAMIE, this is classic shit!!! BOOKMARKED!!!
— recullen #2038974978 on June 4, 2009
Well kids, I will never drink Vodka from Russia EVER again. That shit is LETHAL and potent.
— recullen #2010867662 on June 2, 2009
@melindawarren1 sorry @melindawarren1...i use the term "bitch" to refer to my most intimate allies and friends! U should feel privileged.
— recullen #1976722476 on May 30, 2009
Um, Who give a hot fuck if Obama is white, yellow, blue, green, or erange? Why do i keep reading reports about his race? who gives a fuck?
— recullen #1976704774 on May 30, 2009
@melindawarren1 bitch nobody knows what u be talking about... its all about Anita Baker- 365 Days (Same Ole' Love )
— recullen #1976676371 on May 30, 2009
Wow, I don't know how people say we aren't BORN "gay"...i'll be fucked if i never knew from when I was a child. GAY GAY GAY!
— recullen #1976002215 on May 30, 2009
New Yorkers just don't give a shit to talk to you. I don't call that stuck-up...I'm the same way. Cali/South Florida peeps are Stuck up!
— recullen #1973226704 on May 30, 2009
@ChelleIsThe1 i wore a fucking SUIT to OAKWOOD (GHETTO) Mall. Gurlwhat?
— recullen #1973147733 on May 30, 2009
This bitch used to be like, Akeelah & The Bee in this bitch. ReeRee & the Bee. Yes bitches, I was invited to the National Competition. OK?
— recullen #1973059677 on May 30, 2009
I will never forget, la Vernoica made me "sell" her a Binder, I was SO full of shit. I just needed a job in the worse way! lol. bless her!
— recullen #1973035867 on May 30, 2009
I will never forget, la Vernoica made me "sell" her a Binder, I was SO full of shit. I just needed a job in the worst way! lol. bless her!
— recullen #1973018278 on May 30, 2009
@ChelleIsThe1 Actually, my girl used to bring me back to the storage and give me free FADING cream all sorts of free ProActiv shit! LOVESIT!
— recullen #1973009711 on May 30, 2009
Veronica should have hired me for inventory @ nextel, cuz i didnt want to sell shit. I hated it. But i met some cool people along the way.
— recullen #1972777716 on May 30, 2009
@laurafbaybe yes gurl im watching TYRA, that bitch is SO FUCKIN "NEWYORKGHETTO!!!! BURF-day, BAFF-room, what what?
— recullen #1927452846 on May 26, 2009
@melindawarren1 oh god,forgot 2 tell u.. my bro swears that the house is HAUNTED... i mean,SWEARS. n u KNOW i dont like that paranomal shit.
— recullen #1927174172 on May 26, 2009
I wonder how many women Cesar Millan has fucked from his show.... you know, he IS spanish...
— recullen #1927106450 on May 26, 2009
