Some shitty dog has been yapping non-stop all morning. I want to punt it Baxter-style off a bridge
— rebeccakelley #21418233313 3 weeks ago
@inflatemouse same here. so fucking loud. also, get off my lawn.
— rebeccakelley #20403497808 on August 5, 2010
Fuck yeah. http://huff.to/bMbusb
— rebeccakelley #20335816826 on August 4, 2010
Wow, the trailer for CBS's Shit My Dad Says looks like shit on a shingle: http://bit.ly/9XYmJd
— rebeccakelley #19781896284 on July 28, 2010
Really frustrating day. Box that houses our blog went to shit, lost the blog and all my drafts. :(
— rebeccakelley #18057446820 on July 8, 2010
I'd see this movie: Wax On, Fuck Off, starring Ralph Macchio (funny or die) http://bit.ly/9lscGo
— rebeccakelley #17449274237 on June 30, 2010
What the fuck, BP! http://bit.ly/cHLJrX
— rebeccakelley #17031131789 on June 25, 2010
Holy shit, I updated my marketing blog! (no, seriously) http://bit.ly/cgzOrs
— rebeccakelley #16882341959 on June 23, 2010
Monsanto is pure fucking evil: http://huff.to/1qde7k
— rebeccakelley #16483677584 on June 18, 2010
And now for the latest "no shit, Sherlock" study on obesity: http://bit.ly/dhbIIr
— rebeccakelley #15751830769 on June 8, 2010
@streko oh for fuck's sake. Guess it's Hulu for me
— rebeccakelley #14586907218 on May 23, 2010
You're fucking kidding me. I get my ass in my hotel room by 8 to catch Lost and the episode freezes for about a minute
— rebeccakelley #13824110454 on May 11, 2010
Flying United for the first time in about 7 years. Hope they've improved since then; they used to be on my shit list :-/
— rebeccakelley #13753330877 on May 10, 2010
I don't give a shit about Kate Gosselin. Why is her frosty smile on every effin channel? Stop whoring out on TV & take care of your GD kids.
— rebeccakelley #12149619049 on April 14, 2010
STOP SHOWING JENNIFER HUDSON SINGING ONE SHINING MOMENT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. SHOW THE G-D PLAYS!
— rebeccakelley #11679880019 on April 5, 2010
@BrianCriswell that's how I feel about most Mario games. That little plumber bastard turns me into a cussing machine.
— rebeccakelley #10913997429 on March 23, 2010
UW is playing Stanford tonight in the Pac-10 tourney. I'd start talking smack to @jonkelly but both teams are kind of shitty this year. :-/
— rebeccakelley #10390468188 on March 12, 2010
Son of a bitch, I uploaded a video to Vimeo for today's blog post and it just gave me an error
— rebeccakelley #8826846471 on February 8, 2010
@melgray holy shit, was it like your own personal Fear and Loathing?
— rebeccakelley #7849532608 on January 16, 2010
My iPhone changes "shitty" to "shorty." I think "It's shorty out" is actually more amusing.
— rebeccakelley #7541498746 on January 8, 2010
@daver I know, it's fucking bullshit fear mongering. I think they're restricting carry-ons too. Tired of feeling like a prisoner when flying
— rebeccakelley #7072694876 on December 26, 2009
@nfluxx ugh, no shit
— rebeccakelley #7072631727 on December 26, 2009
I fucking hate Microsoft Office. It is perpetually possessed by some douchebag demon who undoes all my formatting.
— rebeccakelley #6584949258 on December 11, 2009
Luke Wilson is a fucking liar. I have the worst cell service here in Vegas.
— rebeccakelley #6409762161 on December 6, 2009
@TheKenJones Granny needs to get her shit together
— rebeccakelley #6249751191 on December 1, 2009
Jason's watching Parenthood while eating lunch. That deadbeat son is such a piece of shit.
— rebeccakelley #6246587985 on December 1, 2009
Dotster is such a piece of shit. I need to move to a new host.
— rebeccakelley #5845620268 on November 18, 2009
OH: "She has too much fucking forehead. It's like a midget's face on a normal person's head."
— rebeccakelley #5022996315 on October 20, 2009
Seriously, that's lame. RT @SEOHack: really? there's only one female SEO that's worth a shit mentioning? http://bit.ly/svYZ9
— rebeccakelley #4844364865 on October 13, 2009
@gregfinn lucky bastard. I'm stuck with some nob job named Jason
— rebeccakelley #4693328974 on October 7, 2009
"They have snacks over there?" "Yeah, it's weird-looking shit on a brownie."
— rebeccakelley #4688295503 on October 7, 2009
OH: "so you get some sloozeberry doozler that has leather for skin and stinks like denny's all up on your shit"
— rebeccakelley #4563913712 on October 2, 2009
@1KrazyKorean sitting with Sujan talking shit about you
— rebeccakelley #4559848935 on October 2, 2009
OH: "adding more people to a cluster fuck does not make it cease to be a cluster fuck"
— rebeccakelley #3985274283 on September 14, 2009
@chiropractic haha, cheeky bastard
— rebeccakelley #3720292002 on September 2, 2009
Gift + Shipping + Gift Box + Sales Tax = $92 = Fuck Weddings
— rebeccakelley #3615047003 on August 28, 2009
I am gettin' shit done like nobody's business
— rebeccakelley #3563044898 on August 26, 2009
OH: "Everyone's all 'You can't buy pants online.' I'm all 'Watch me, bitch!'"
— rebeccakelley #3559738481 on August 26, 2009
2nd month in a row where AT&T has fucked up my cell phone bill
— rebeccakelley #3452999124 on August 21, 2009
The Ironman Lake Stevens 70.3 expo is really fucking ghetto. I'm super disappointed. This race should be cheaper than the other 70.3s.
— rebeccakelley #3333754439 on August 15, 2009
Daily Booth is so fucking ghetto. I bet it'll rank for "503 Service Unavailable" in no time.
— rebeccakelley #3297746711 on August 13, 2009
OH: "Wow, his wife totally Yoko'd you. What a bitch."
— rebeccakelley #3277480642 on August 12, 2009
Watching a Sesame Street cake challenge on the Food Network. Some bitch asserted that Elmo was the star of the show. Not when I was a kid!
— rebeccakelley #2864340544 on July 26, 2009
@lorenbaker I prefer Fat Bitch (she's off the leash!)
— rebeccakelley #2808471128 on July 23, 2009
Shit, I think our PS3 borked out. Not reading any games or DVDs. Can't finish season 2 of Mad Men now.
— rebeccakelley #2753374553 on July 21, 2009
I'm listening to Glenn Beck freak the fuck out. He is batshit crazy.
— rebeccakelley #2673599716 on July 16, 2009
@mmcdonald I'm a "who gives a shit" :P
— rebeccakelley #2551614811 on July 9, 2009
Just watched a Bill Burr comedy special and laughed so hard I cried. Bill, if you're on Twitter you are one funny motherfucker.
— rebeccakelley #2510184767 on July 7, 2009
@vinceblackham btw, I'm amused that you remembered her name. I just thought of her as "crazy Bridezilla bitch"
— rebeccakelley #2340529394 on June 26, 2009
