Dotster is such a piece of shit. I need to move to a new host.
— rebeccakelley #5845620268 2 days ago
OH: "She has too much fucking forehead. It's like a midget's face on a normal person's head."
— rebeccakelley #5022996315 on October 20, 2009
Seriously, that's lame. RT @SEOHack: really? there's only one female SEO that's worth a shit mentioning? http://bit.ly/svYZ9
— rebeccakelley #4844364865 on October 13, 2009
@gregfinn lucky bastard. I'm stuck with some nob job named Jason
— rebeccakelley #4693328974 on October 7, 2009
"They have snacks over there?" "Yeah, it's weird-looking shit on a brownie."
— rebeccakelley #4688295503 on October 7, 2009
OH: "so you get some sloozeberry doozler that has leather for skin and stinks like denny's all up on your shit"
— rebeccakelley #4563913712 on October 2, 2009
@1KrazyKorean sitting with Sujan talking shit about you
— rebeccakelley #4559848935 on October 2, 2009
OH: "adding more people to a cluster fuck does not make it cease to be a cluster fuck"
— rebeccakelley #3985274283 on September 14, 2009
@chiropractic haha, cheeky bastard
— rebeccakelley #3720292002 on September 2, 2009
Gift + Shipping + Gift Box + Sales Tax = $92 = Fuck Weddings
— rebeccakelley #3615047003 on August 28, 2009
I am gettin' shit done like nobody's business
— rebeccakelley #3563044898 on August 26, 2009
OH: "Everyone's all 'You can't buy pants online.' I'm all 'Watch me, bitch!'"
— rebeccakelley #3559738481 on August 26, 2009
2nd month in a row where AT&T has fucked up my cell phone bill
— rebeccakelley #3452999124 on August 21, 2009
The Ironman Lake Stevens 70.3 expo is really fucking ghetto. I'm super disappointed. This race should be cheaper than the other 70.3s.
— rebeccakelley #3333754439 on August 15, 2009
Daily Booth is so fucking ghetto. I bet it'll rank for "503 Service Unavailable" in no time.
— rebeccakelley #3297746711 on August 13, 2009
OH: "Wow, his wife totally Yoko'd you. What a bitch."
— rebeccakelley #3277480642 on August 12, 2009
Watching a Sesame Street cake challenge on the Food Network. Some bitch asserted that Elmo was the star of the show. Not when I was a kid!
— rebeccakelley #2864340544 on July 26, 2009
@lorenbaker I prefer Fat Bitch (she's off the leash!)
— rebeccakelley #2808471128 on July 23, 2009
Shit, I think our PS3 borked out. Not reading any games or DVDs. Can't finish season 2 of Mad Men now.
— rebeccakelley #2753374553 on July 21, 2009
I'm listening to Glenn Beck freak the fuck out. He is batshit crazy.
— rebeccakelley #2673599716 on July 16, 2009
@mmcdonald I'm a "who gives a shit" :P
— rebeccakelley #2551614811 on July 9, 2009
Just watched a Bill Burr comedy special and laughed so hard I cried. Bill, if you're on Twitter you are one funny motherfucker.
— rebeccakelley #2510184767 on July 7, 2009
@vinceblackham btw, I'm amused that you remembered her name. I just thought of her as "crazy Bridezilla bitch"
— rebeccakelley #2340529394 on June 26, 2009
One of my lifelong dreams is to sneeze on Marc Summers and watch him freak the fuck out
— rebeccakelley #2340502805 on June 26, 2009
holy shit, John Norris, your hair looks ATROCIOUS. stop trying to look all hip and metrosexual, you MTV geezer
— rebeccakelley #2340445095 on June 26, 2009
@BrentDPayne the fucking versions were on sale
— rebeccakelley #2086152866 on June 9, 2009
I dropped a fucking can of garbanzo beans on my toes. That's what I get for buying healthy shit at the grocery store. Chip bags don't hurt!
— rebeccakelley #2084874626 on June 8, 2009
@jennita so my fall donation to the death with dignity bill went to your pocket? you sneaky bastard.
— rebeccakelley #2047090510 on June 5, 2009
holy shit! http://bit.ly/mmUAo
— rebeccakelley #1963031608 on May 29, 2009
@calamier really? I'm reading some shitty eye-closing books ;P
— rebeccakelley #1928962491 on May 26, 2009
I'm getting so aggravated with ridiculously ghetto checkout processes lately. Get your shit together, e-tailers!
— rebeccakelley #1886901118 on May 22, 2009
I know who won American Idol because I'm an impatient bastard who doesn't care about spoilers
— rebeccakelley #1866897875 on May 20, 2009
@retrotech @John_A_Lee seriously, it was really bad. Kara Dioguardi is one shitty songwriter
— rebeccakelley #1862322109 on May 20, 2009
kara dioguardi is such a cunt
— rebeccakelley #1782218166 on May 13, 2009
@WDYGU seriously. they fucked up by trading Billups. Iverson sure did pan out *rolls eyes*
— rebeccakelley #1653270023 on April 29, 2009
trying to determine if I want to do a duathlon this weekend. the bike course has a shitty 2 mile long hill. part of it is a 17% grade. ugh.
— rebeccakelley #1579842800 on April 21, 2009
@BrettBorders argh, that sucks. I'd have a fucking fit if someone stole my time trial bike--they ain't cheap!
— rebeccakelley #1512814658 on April 13, 2009
@MrBabyMan lucky bastard
— rebeccakelley #1491916402 on April 10, 2009
@sugarrae seriously, let gay folks marry, for fuck's sake
— rebeccakelley #1485748926 on April 9, 2009
SHIT YEAH, IT'S ONE SHINING MOMENT TIME BITCHES
— rebeccakelley #1467486383 on April 6, 2009
@EricLander haha, you cheeky bastard #imsoawesome
— rebeccakelley #1320167276 on March 12, 2009
@BrettBorders I unfollowed someone who would massively tweet self-centered, pointless shit all the time. not my cup of tea.
— rebeccakelley #1320147401 on March 12, 2009
I only have 8 emails left to address. Shit yeah.
— rebeccakelley #1318799239 on March 12, 2009
@chuckallied fuck you, leukemia!
— rebeccakelley #1318778163 on March 12, 2009
OH from @streko: "baked ziti motherfucker!"
— rebeccakelley #1307393571 on March 10, 2009
@shoemoney fuck yeah, I'm so hooked on Lost this season
— rebeccakelley #1281260856 on March 4, 2009
okay, this Skittles shit on Twitter is getting really fucking old
— rebeccakelley #1271570475 on March 2, 2009
FUCK YOU, HOSEA
— rebeccakelley #1252817137 on February 26, 2009
@melgray if you don't then you're a fucking liar
— rebeccakelley #1225897360 on February 19, 2009
