What the hell was the writer thinking when he wrote this? Doesn't he know how hard it is to DRAW this shit?
— radiomaru #5805734008 3 days ago
No. 1 comment when people hear I'm a cartoonist w/ a film adaptation coming: "That Must Be Really Exciting For You!" (No Shit!)
— radiomaru #5682202356 1 week ago
here's how i take my coffee: strong and short! with a dollop of cream! fuck yeah!
— radiomaru #5456445432 2 weeks ago
@CharlieChu Ugggh, it just looks soooo unbearably dorky. I'll wait for L4D2! (i preordered that shit)
— radiomaru #5375384830 3 weeks ago
I think like 40% of all my tweets ever have been complaints about how the Atlanta airport is a huge piece of shit. Well, add one more!
— radiomaru #4925163259 on October 16, 2009
on that note, why didn't anyone tell me about Jif Extra Crunchy? how long have they been making it? shit's totally crazy
— radiomaru #4665818704 on October 6, 2009
@happymonkeyshoe Yes, you are, indeed, talking bollocks.
— radiomaru #4499361871 on September 30, 2009
No Shit RT @DomDeGaetano: @radiomaru If the ending sucks, I'm holding you personally responsible.
— radiomaru #4450777534 on September 28, 2009
script is gonna be like 65 pages long, will take 1000 pages to draw. I am outdoing the SHIT out of that movie adaptation.
— radiomaru #4448382997 on September 28, 2009
Figuring this shit out. I hope.
— radiomaru #4372654744 on September 25, 2009
@londonfilmgeek iTunes thinks you have shitty taste in entertainment
— radiomaru #4369635312 on September 25, 2009
taking the dog out to do her business is like some Medieval Epic Poetry 'n shit
— radiomaru #4160906836 on September 21, 2009
it's been raining for like 5 days! What the hell is this? the pacific northwest? i dint sign on for this shit!!
— radiomaru #4155020593 on September 21, 2009
Jennifer's Body update: I liked the shit out of it. In fact felt very emotional about it in the last 1/2 hour. Fuck you all, and goodnight.
— radiomaru #4095086258 on September 18, 2009
follow music fuck you friday n'shit
— radiomaru #4083936522 on September 18, 2009
@dustinharbin You don't know shit about what it'll be called! I'll have your head on a platter! Your book is MINE, Harbin!
— radiomaru #4080705553 on September 18, 2009
Compressed tweets for the day: Stressin'. Readin' 100 Bullets (it's the shit). I think Scribblenauts came via UPS. Hope's birthday tomorrow.
— radiomaru #4037107664 on September 16, 2009
@pyawakit I folded the shit out of that ticket!
— radiomaru #4009868933 on September 15, 2009
@Twoflower oh dude, scribblenauts. That shit is on its way to my house too. I forgot.
— radiomaru #4005620983 on September 15, 2009
RT @yesthatmkreed: I do not believe this shit today. It's like national shit day.
— radiomaru #3873176106 on September 9, 2009
i'm the osiris of this shit
— radiomaru #3820427057 on September 7, 2009
@Nevskyp dude, even their compilations and best-ofs have a scattering of shitty clunkers!
— radiomaru #3609917361 on August 28, 2009
puppies get EXCITED when you give them a new toy. Unlike stupid goddamn kitties, who give no shit
— radiomaru #3603605148 on August 28, 2009
I think I'll have the Terrible Heartburn Motherfucker combo. That sounds mighty appealin'.
— radiomaru #3540858575 on August 25, 2009
what the fuck is "history eraser"? photoshop, have you been holding out on me? do you want me to hit you again
— radiomaru #3293046355 on August 13, 2009
@simps Inferno's in vol 8. Vol 9 is they start killing off a character in like every issue! Sometimes TWO characters! Then shit gets crazy!
— radiomaru #3063268188 on July 31, 2009
i got my first-ever notebook computer and it happens to be a new macbook with the fucking crazy multi touch trackpad oh my god
— radiomaru #2750422423 on July 20, 2009
at least Special Edition Empire is the least fucked-with of the trilogy.
— radiomaru #2740012577 on July 20, 2009
my scripts include directions such as "Shit gets extreme!". These are merely descriptive and do not make it into the finished product
— radiomaru #2727157130 on July 19, 2009
Why do you want to keep playing Fallout 3 forever? What the fuck is wrong with you people? http://bit.ly/OfwD6
— radiomaru #2715377482 on July 18, 2009
i cannot stop listening to this JJ No 2 album, partly because i still cannot figure out what the fuck it is i'm listening to
— radiomaru #2699640949 on July 17, 2009
@dustinharbin yes, didn't you know? you are in my marriage. why, have you not been paying our bills? shit, dustin, shit.
— radiomaru #2637773245 on July 14, 2009
Watching a fucking crazy movie from the 60s called LET'S KILL UNCLE! (it has kid protagonists)
— radiomaru #2543794812 on July 8, 2009
i've got a sore throat. what's good for a sore throat? tea with honey, or some shit like that? bitches?
— radiomaru #2447322558 on July 2, 2009
@londonfilmgeek it took like 5 minutes... i am a tetris fiend, and tweetbricks is a shit version of tetris (ie super easy)
— radiomaru #2294277631 on June 23, 2009
@heartfeltrobot turn off your friggin computer bitch
— radiomaru #2109180940 on June 10, 2009
@phil_fish fuck yeah.
— radiomaru #2046499217 on June 5, 2009
Holy shit, I bought peanut m&ms the other day and forgot to eat them. This day just got better. Now I need some espresso.
— radiomaru #2044147578 on June 5, 2009
fuck the astroboy trailer is awful
— radiomaru #1974986863 on May 30, 2009
i bitch because you are all stupid. you're stupid and I hate you. except @phil_fish and @evandorkin. #followfriday
— radiomaru #1962426517 on May 29, 2009
anime nerds, can you guys please rattle off some 80s/early 90s "psychic" genre stuff? espers and shit? The Anime Internet seems very Web 1.0
— radiomaru #1948889911 on May 28, 2009
@rljd those are friggin' brilliant! That's how shit oughtta be
— radiomaru #1916017755 on May 25, 2009
@rljd they're like dude, I don't do that shit, don't put that shit on me. I... i... what do i do??????
— radiomaru #1885564480 on May 22, 2009
shit, i meant to say "gay sidekick" instead of roommate in that last extremely hilarious post
— radiomaru #1861698663 on May 20, 2009
Who the fuck is Tom Clancy, anyway?
— radiomaru #1842709571 on May 18, 2009
@grohac Yeah, it was better before, you could at least skip back whatever number. It was shitty yet functional (like LJ), but no more.
— radiomaru #1837343906 on May 18, 2009
@McKelvie I remember it being shit. But I accidentally watched directors cut last time and want to see theatrical again.
— radiomaru #1806150856 on May 15, 2009
@dustinharbin P.S. Verizon reams me on roaming data charges when i'm in Canadia, though! the bastards. I want to call them and bitch.
— radiomaru #1671446018 on May 1, 2009
A bird took a crap on the exact spot on my car door that I always reach for, so I keep touching it. I'm definitely getting bird shit flu.
— radiomaru #1651946070 on April 29, 2009
