@brianjharvey fuck you. I'm in England.
— radiomaru #21445346151 2 weeks ago
@McKelvie I haven't a fucking clue where I am to be honest
— radiomaru #21234816267 3 weeks ago
@SimonBob is clinger-winger the buzzsaw thing on level 11? That shit is HARD. However, level 12 (tower) was probably the hardest. It's awful
— radiomaru #20917106009 3 weeks ago
@McKelvie I fucking wish!
— radiomaru #20736884873 3 weeks ago
ugh never mind it's just turdy movie stars like aubrey fucking plaza
— radiomaru #20403697881 on August 5, 2010
@Twoflower and yes, MI3 shit all over my life and I loathe it to this day.
— radiomaru #18493244335 on July 13, 2010
@laura_hudson HOLY SHIT
— radiomaru #17298962859 on June 28, 2010
If you spend months or years lapping up the steady stream of internet leaks, how the fuck can you enjoy the movie when it finally comes out?
— radiomaru #16824880703 on June 22, 2010
holy shit, I have gotten 420 new followers since the last time I checked.
— radiomaru #15669475603 on June 7, 2010
RT @pattheflip: I hate the way Scott Pilgrim hipsterizes old-school video games, but fuck, I'm probably going to watch it anyway.
— radiomaru #15348693013 on June 3, 2010
had to stop @hopelarson from cutting a bitch (again)
— radiomaru #15194253048 on June 1, 2010
RT @mckelvie: @radiomaru these are all over the show. They are fucking huge. http://twitpic.com/1s53xp
— radiomaru #14979056532 on May 29, 2010
@CharlieChu hope had that shit in pdx a few years ago and still talks about it
— radiomaru #14847012879 on May 27, 2010
@kierongillen Admit it - you shit yourself when you saw the spider, didn't you?
— radiomaru #14765887529 on May 26, 2010
RT @choadmalma: i cant wait to be a big piece of shit and drraaawwwwwwww comics #allday
— radiomaru #14700478270 on May 25, 2010
eating a carrot and some almonds because i'm on a FUCKING DIET sorry mom
— radiomaru #14010302041 on May 14, 2010
the irish don't fuck around with their tea. sorry mom
— radiomaru #13791810753 on May 11, 2010
@theisb whaaaaaaaaat i preordered RDR at GameStop and got fuck all.
— radiomaru #13569768012 on May 7, 2010
depeche mode makes me need to take a shit. or maybe i just need to take a shit and happen to be listening to depeche mode
— radiomaru #13550950171 on May 7, 2010
man scott pilgrim is SOOOO contrived! that shit could never happen in real life!
— radiomaru #13550516270 on May 7, 2010
RT @beckycloonan: OOOOH SHIT INKING ON THE COUCH!!!! IT WAS A MISTAKE!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!
— radiomaru #13316062536 on May 3, 2010
WELL SHIT, i made a typo in the previous tweet. That's it, I'm deleting my account and quitting the internet.
— radiomaru #13083212496 on April 29, 2010
@mattfraction holy shit... I don't think i've ever seen hader break before. So good.
— radiomaru #12841075069 on April 25, 2010
@Comics212 I just discovered this Erewhon organic imitation red berry that makes kelloggs version look like a pile of shit. CEREAL!
— radiomaru #12808957603 on April 25, 2010
holy SHIT, the Golden Filter album is actually out this week.
— radiomaru #12777985596 on April 24, 2010
bored, alone, and drawing shitty. it must be friday night!
— radiomaru #11907372360 on April 9, 2010
My painstaking assessment of Joel Plaskett's career has resulted in the following conclusion: Joel Plaskett is the fucking best!
— radiomaru #11823494739 on April 8, 2010
oh hey when they do the big count, put me down in the "i don't give a shit about the ipad" column
— radiomaru #11652559144 on April 5, 2010
@superhappy I used to get drunk all the time when I was singing and playing keys. Can't draw for shit when drunk though
— radiomaru #9604590546 on February 24, 2010
man, my shit smells like shit! ....HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY
— radiomaru #9080627779 on February 13, 2010
aw SHIT, my cat bought the rights to the Terminator franchise. Shouldn't have left the computer on.
— radiomaru #8872321036 on February 9, 2010
@mike_holmes As always, the Japanese fucking do it better!
— radiomaru #8699769657 on February 5, 2010
man this shit is reeeeeeeeeeeeally nerdy
— radiomaru #8697445853 on February 5, 2010
is K-ON like a shitty moe anime version of LINDA LINDA LINDA (a really great live-action film)?
— radiomaru #8697355766 on February 5, 2010
what the fuck is a K-ON
— radiomaru #8697260777 on February 5, 2010
The answer to most questions posed on the internet is: "Nobody Fucking Cares"
— radiomaru #8603526407 on February 3, 2010
RT @douglassherwood: YOU LOOKED LIKE A DRAGON THAT FUCKED MY DAD!
— radiomaru #8558657439 on February 2, 2010
@McKelvie I thought it was ugly and boring and shitty and broken and unpleasant and irritating and bad and not very good.
— radiomaru #7958669827 on January 19, 2010
@ducktastic I remember watching a video for the iphone and going "holy shit, it's the future", that's about it
— radiomaru #7929798962 on January 18, 2010
drinking probiotic yogurt goo and spending money on official business shit
— radiomaru #7280865055 on January 1, 2010
I kinda feel like I'm the only one who swears on twitter. Is everyone else just being all PG and stuff? and shit?
— radiomaru #6451416081 on December 7, 2009
@boxbrown NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!! Jif Extra Crunchy, Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!
— radiomaru #6449930748 on December 7, 2009
The shitty, shitty controls in GTA IV continue to strongly hinder my enjoyment of TBOGT.
— radiomaru #6383775215 on December 5, 2009
What the hell was the writer thinking when he wrote this? Doesn't he know how hard it is to DRAW this shit?
— radiomaru #5805734008 on November 17, 2009
No. 1 comment when people hear I'm a cartoonist w/ a film adaptation coming: "That Must Be Really Exciting For You!" (No Shit!)
— radiomaru #5682202356 on November 13, 2009
here's how i take my coffee: strong and short! with a dollop of cream! fuck yeah!
— radiomaru #5456445432 on November 5, 2009
@CharlieChu Ugggh, it just looks soooo unbearably dorky. I'll wait for L4D2! (i preordered that shit)
— radiomaru #5375384830 on November 2, 2009
I think like 40% of all my tweets ever have been complaints about how the Atlanta airport is a huge piece of shit. Well, add one more!
— radiomaru #4925163259 on October 16, 2009
on that note, why didn't anyone tell me about Jif Extra Crunchy? how long have they been making it? shit's totally crazy
— radiomaru #4665818704 on October 6, 2009