@spicymon Carbonara pizza is the shit. Really, any pizza with bacon on it...
— pssdbt #21129819545 3 weeks ago
Just got jumped. Fucked a few people up in the process, but still bleeding in the face and lost my $900 bike.
— pssdbt #17559260198 on July 2, 2010
Ever fended off who knows how many homeless crazy black people with your bare fists? Yeah. Didn't think so. Don't fuck with me.
— pssdbt #17557145418 on July 2, 2010
@akraut that's true, airports are pretty much only good for buying useless crap and paying too much for a shitty sandwich
— pssdbt #15416890769 on June 4, 2010
@brandond Wow... did not know it was cancelled, that's shitty :(
— pssdbt #14859948024 on May 27, 2010
@gordon1470 Holy shit, yessssssssss
— pssdbt #13867053310 on May 12, 2010
@DonAtPoundCS nice, you should runkeeper that shit! They released for droid
— pssdbt #12545823875 on April 20, 2010
Bitch I got a bike so don't ask me for a ride.
— pssdbt #11489049059 on April 2, 2010
@brandond grilling like a real man, who cares about shitty weather!
— pssdbt #10792635700 on March 20, 2010
@brandond damn man, shitty - good luck getting it straightened out!
— pssdbt #10752229620 on March 19, 2010
@macewank lucky bastard... might be craigslisting some if they aren't outrageous.
— pssdbt #10341219149 on March 11, 2010
@macewank @norova YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT!
— pssdbt #10242144545 on March 9, 2010
@jmkobus sell that shit!
— pssdbt #10237371558 on March 9, 2010
@Alexwashere haaaate those things... especially when they're like "Did you say.."... cut the shit, let me press a number.
— pssdbt #10050630913 on March 5, 2010
@brandond does that mean you're a bitch?
— pssdbt #10046958379 on March 5, 2010
@DonAtPoundCS Hahah driveshaft cookie is the shit.
— pssdbt #8479599033 on January 31, 2010
@doompatrol First sushi, now Qdoba... you son of a bitch.
— pssdbt #8345361562 on January 28, 2010
@dorkimoe Yep, my 360 drive is shit too already, I always get unreadable disc errors, even got it a couple times on brand new copy of Batman
— pssdbt #4645241487 on October 5, 2009
@Coleblotcky Heard about that, didn't know what was going on with the bar... shitty stuff... Must be busy in there tonight.
— pssdbt #4512790804 on September 30, 2009
@zedshaw That's pretty shitty, but cool that you're writing this all up at least. Looking forward to it!
— pssdbt #4454798227 on September 28, 2009
@macewank Oh you bastard...beating my score of 120-something.
— pssdbt #4325950262 on September 23, 2009
@dorkimoe Holy shit, that's crazy... seems like a bad idea though, think about how much attention that's probably getting
— pssdbt #4129323105 on September 20, 2009
@jessicamullen Pretty sure that means tumblr aint got shit on Posterous anymore.
— pssdbt #4060046172 on September 17, 2009
@bELLEcompliquee Or just take whatever you were originally making and wrap that shit in bacon! Haha.
— pssdbt #3741526615 on September 3, 2009
This is so awesome... RT @chux0r: FIRED FOR ALL CAPS EMAIL - FUCK YEAH http://bit.ly/Hg3jm
— pssdbt #3719401231 on September 2, 2009
@macewank Shit on deberahs desk, LIKE A BOSS... Stop working after 9 months, LIKE A BOSS!
— pssdbt #3527912719 on August 24, 2009
@dorkimoe Oh... yeah. I use it for web dev / work stuff. And my Facebook is gone, so there! Wait, I'm still on Twitter... shit. Haha.
— pssdbt #3524098285 on August 24, 2009
RT RT RTx5 RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: omg r podcast fucking rules [pls rt]
— pssdbt #3418688184 on August 19, 2009
@infinitypg I imagine car dealerships are much different than others to work with. Some of them love the smell of shit if they produced it.
— pssdbt #3415319780 on August 19, 2009
@infinitypg No... the route they wanted to go was 100% customizable by them, aka turning their site to shit. I have no control now.
— pssdbt #3414775031 on August 19, 2009
@hexive Ohh you bastard. ;f
— pssdbt #3390958549 on August 18, 2009
@bELLEcompliquee That bastard. Jealous, although I'm very happy with my new car. If I were rolling in cash I'd have a GT-R for sure.
— pssdbt #3373655046 on August 17, 2009
I'm going to go ape-shit crazy and see if I can get cleaning the kitchen / doing dishes done in under 10m. GO!
— pssdbt #3278212413 on August 12, 2009
@AriT93 Interesting... So... this has been twat.
— pssdbt #3251349423 on August 11, 2009
@DonAtPoundCS Hahah holy shit, I want that and yet at the same time have no idea what I'd do with it.
— pssdbt #3200807886 on August 8, 2009
@photosarv You don't know how tough waking up at 2pm and working in your underwear can be, it is a very rough life. Or I'm a lazy bastard.
— pssdbt #3166480347 on August 6, 2009
Limos are the shit it turns out. Next bar!
— pssdbt #3081401954 on August 1, 2009
@jessicamullen Uh. Lucky bastard.
— pssdbt #2719155205 on July 19, 2009
@Regenius18 Having sushi then going to Ireland? Freaking lucky bastard. Jealous.
— pssdbt #2410772621 on June 30, 2009
@AustonW Haha yeah that shit's got so much sugar in it... Prob awesome though, never had the fruit punch
— pssdbt #2368977514 on June 28, 2009
@DonAtPoundCS Ah yes, that's my "I'm going to buy this and this and this and...oh... bills..hmm...shit" time of of the month!
— pssdbt #2318679557 on June 24, 2009
@DonAtPoundCS Lucky bastard!
— pssdbt #2261686283 on June 20, 2009
@ScrappinCop wow, that is so shitty :(
— pssdbt #2234312054 on June 19, 2009
@ScrappinCop There were a few more people too, this lady was bat shit crazy, shouldn't be on the road.
— pssdbt #2230851431 on June 18, 2009
@robyn_sparkles I dated that person once... wait, that's a dude?! Shit.
— pssdbt #2165508636 on June 14, 2009
@AriT93 I've had 6 beers and Twilight still sounds like a bag of moldy shit. There aren't even any hot naked girls in it!
— pssdbt #2162101461 on June 14, 2009
Starbucks wifi is really pissing me off cutting in and out, and they CHARGE for this shit!
— pssdbt #2094496789 on June 9, 2009
I am sitting at Starbucks watching this crazy ass weather go ape shit, and I just realized I left a window open at home. Greaaat.
— pssdbt #1998210709 on June 1, 2009
@Dusty_Cantrell Whaaat you lucky son of a bitch
— pssdbt #1890502419 on May 22, 2009
