@ResaMichelle Totally agree there. SoCal is CRAZY fucked; you are seeing the consequences of political "overmanagement."
— pearsonified #5875856332 1 day ago
@LisaBarone I've found that your 20s are about learning the same basic shit over and over and over until you quit acting like a dumbass :D
— pearsonified #5875057261 1 day ago
@graywolf Culturally, we champion all the wrong things. Shiny, unsustainable, and oftentimes downright wasteful win out. It's fucked and sad
— pearsonified #5873870808 1 day ago
To me, choreographed dances and shit are a waste. They're not evergreen, and people get SO caught up in them instead of really producing.
— pearsonified #5873330557 1 day ago
@genuinechris Dude, this totally doesn't apply to you. You use Thesis; your shit is top notch.
— pearsonified #5865279845 2 days ago
@film_girl It's spreading lies to huge numbers of people with a bullshit pretense spread over the top. I cannot fucking stand it.
— pearsonified #5844573381 2 days ago
Damn, @Alyssa_Milano just RT'd @copyblogger. Lucky bastard :D
— pearsonified #5834676104 3 days ago
@bgardner Hahahah shit, forgot about that. I really wasn't bragging. Certain points have more impact when you use poignant examples :D
— pearsonified #5499738137 2 weeks ago
A lot of shitty people hide behind a "legal" veil while they recklessly disrupt the lives of good people, and this makes my blood boil.
— pearsonified #5242064938 3 weeks ago
I cannot believe the idiots on Wall Street are clamoring over Google's GPS. Anyone who's used a car GPS system knows they're pieces of shit.
— pearsonified #5239670103 3 weeks ago
I ask for help less than anyone else on the planet, yet when I do, I don't fucking get it. This is why I don't ask.
— pearsonified #5209766578 on October 27, 2009
@netmeg Those stupid coupon sites for DIY where affiliates reimburse buyers. They save $17, but they bitch for 2 days.
— pearsonified #5207182475 on October 27, 2009
@technosailor Your timing is shit, btw :D
— pearsonified #5186662442 on October 26, 2009
@JoannaLord I'll have to unfollow you if you do. Nothing is lamer than tweeting links to shit that ain't photos or funny.
— pearsonified #5177679318 on October 26, 2009
@lesliecoffee SHIT. Counting down the hours nonetheless :-P
— pearsonified #5083750317 on October 22, 2009
@bleikamp no shit? Color me impressed—I haven't touched Twitter.com since tweetie launched ;)
— pearsonified #5083525481 on October 22, 2009
I'm gonna go to this other DMV office and lie my ass off. FUCK this noise. I've wasted a stupid amount of time on this; time for results.
— pearsonified #5048065769 on October 21, 2009
This is un-fucking-believable. They won't issue me a driver's license until my vehicle is registered. WTF???
— pearsonified #5047570667 on October 21, 2009
@ShannonPaul See? PETA doesn't know shit.
— pearsonified #5022934021 on October 20, 2009
@AlexaRPD Hmm, have you ever done that? I've never heard of it before, but natch, now I gotta see this shit live :D
— pearsonified #5004396339 on October 19, 2009
My real estate agent absolutely HATES me, but that's what you get when you behave in a passive aggressive manner. I don't take that shit.
— pearsonified #5002891205 on October 19, 2009
@edgaile Even better: The HIS and HER from previous tweet were fucking, too :D
— pearsonified #4852926463 on October 13, 2009
@netmeg I'd pay $500 to not have the issue you're having right now—I *hate* that shit :D
— pearsonified #4809846524 on October 12, 2009
@MichelleFeldman Acting out, toots. Little bastard. Mine does that sometimes, too :-/
— pearsonified #4721837148 on October 8, 2009
@personified Hahaha, I think you should! It's clever, and you can't help that *I'm* a clever bastard :-P
— pearsonified #4433216726 on September 27, 2009
Bastards at Calphalon. Why don't these things come with a warning: "Attention! Will scratch the SHIT out of nonstick pans!"
— pearsonified #4424959366 on September 27, 2009
@curlew I COMPLETELY disagree. Time Warner, for instance, doesn't give a shit about you.
— pearsonified #4424388321 on September 27, 2009
Wow, Scoble's view of the universe is obviously FUBAR. Suggested User List? Who gives a shit? Look who this guy respects! [shakes fist]
— pearsonified #4423037533 on September 27, 2009
@icodemyownshit Oh FUCK yeah. Killer, dude :D
— pearsonified #4404700199 on September 26, 2009
Looks like Texas Modern and Texas Tuscan (yeesh) had a bastard love-child here: http://yfrog.com/3o5olj
— pearsonified #4402998563 on September 26, 2009
@bryanhuddleston Nah, I don't really know of a viable alternative yet—I just like to bitch about the fact that Google ruined it :D
— pearsonified #4394869528 on September 26, 2009
@soniasimone Wow, I TOTALLY feel for you. None of my shit gets here til the 29th—your situation is EVEN WORSE :D
— pearsonified #4385822197 on September 25, 2009
My router just shit the bed again. Fail.
— pearsonified #4351862787 on September 24, 2009
@melaniak It's just got a bunch of shit breaking on it, and now it's worth less than the cost of repairs :-/
— pearsonified #4351427063 on September 24, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DO I CANCEL MY AT&T ACCOUNT? AGH!
— pearsonified #4328584415 on September 23, 2009
Left the crib to get stuff, and my Bimmer decided to shit the bed. Now at a dealership contemplating a new car :-/
— pearsonified #4323297881 on September 23, 2009
@shortbuskat Oh shit! Really? You gotta hit me up!
— pearsonified #4307276719 on September 22, 2009
@nickreese Oh DUDE, I've seen those apts. quite a few times—you will be right in the thick of the good shit!
— pearsonified #4131686343 on September 20, 2009
@jamievaron At which point, @LisaBarone leaves in order to give ME shit about bailing.
— pearsonified #4130383241 on September 20, 2009
@earwood @bdthomas 0-3 against UK. EPIC failure to perform in 2007. Same old shit despite different personnel. This is who UL is w/ Kragpipe
— pearsonified #4109467786 on September 19, 2009
@earwood Jurich has done great work with other sports, but seriously—the field hockey team is too fucking good. Let's focus on football.
— pearsonified #4103570149 on September 19, 2009
Wow, Skype is FUCKED. How's that $2.6bn investment lookin now, eBay? http://bit.ly/16OI3H (hat tip to @jominystu)
— pearsonified #4093326156 on September 18, 2009
@nickreese Here ya go—these look to be the shit on a drive-by. If I weren't in a house, these would be high on my list: http://bit.ly/rrusb
— pearsonified #4016249818 on September 15, 2009
@carlhancock Fuck off with the personal insults.
— pearsonified #3993267233 on September 14, 2009
@robmay They don't know shit about legal stuff, so they overreact whenever they think they're supposed to do legal stuff :D
— pearsonified #3852125483 on September 8, 2009
@bgardner Shit no, it was some random who nobody's ever heard of. Just classless and REALLY obvious to me.
— pearsonified #3849234169 on September 8, 2009
I just found a theme that completely ripped stylesheet functionality from Thesis. I guess I should expect it, but no respect for this shit.
— pearsonified #3848483488 on September 8, 2009
@graywolf Been reading this crap all day, and all I can think is: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT RSS.
— pearsonified #3830718112 on September 7, 2009
2 out of 2 people who are up too late agree—this shit is funny :D http://bit.ly/1iDqLL
— pearsonified #3814358736 on September 7, 2009
