Just about ready for SXSW to be over. Oh, it hasn't started yet? Shit.
— parislemon #10258209831 16 hours ago
RT @davemcclure: ok it's *ON* bitch: all about #LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. #Twitter #Facebook #Google #Gowalla #4Square #Yelp #Plancast
— parislemon #10239946067 1 day ago
@paulcarr a true arrogant bastard makes his own luck.
— parislemon #10044878123 5 days ago
RT @slashfilm: breaking news: Katherine Heigl to star in another shitty movie
— parislemon #8842347064 on February 8, 2010
OH: don't fucking wink at me.
— parislemon #7212440075 on December 30, 2009
Instead I'll just publicly call them out on twitter for fucking up. @rackspace
— parislemon #6809585762 on December 18, 2009
@jasonkincaid the innovation of college kids being ready and willing to eat absolute shit in the name of drinking time and money.
— parislemon #6644065622 on December 13, 2009
@bxchen you do pick up fake steve's sarcasm there right? he was wrong in 'not a fucking word' but that is such a gloss over of real issue.
— parislemon #5572335921 on November 9, 2009
@Poshy whatever, i live on the dangerous side of the web with cute pictures of bunnies and shit. i rarely leave there.
— parislemon #5567336491 on November 9, 2009
Oh lovely, Google has disabled a second Gmail account I use to forward stuff for no apparent reason. Fucking brilliant.
— parislemon #5208491598 on October 27, 2009
fuck yeah forcier
— parislemon #4399511269 on September 26, 2009
Michigan kickoff return for TD. Fuck yeah.
— parislemon #3940513396 on September 12, 2009
My 10,000th tweet is going to be so spectacularly awesome!!!! Oh. Wait. Shit.
— parislemon #3742952871 on September 3, 2009
Also, I'm totally doing that thing where I'm putting shit in a box and if I dont miss it, i'm throwing out the entire box. #junkcleanse
— parislemon #3681206650 on August 31, 2009
OH: holy shit. that was a terrible idea.
— parislemon #3619768562 on August 28, 2009
I think my favorite part of the new place is that I can blast Iron & Wine at 9 AM on Saturday and no one will bitch.
— parislemon #3474214299 on August 22, 2009
All The Carriers Are Full Of Shit http://ff.im/-6nTXx
— parislemon #3220958463 on August 10, 2009
@buzz sorry, that's FUCKING awesome.
— parislemon #3188896048 on August 7, 2009
It's kind of funny/weird how much people love Shark Week. I love it too, though I don't really know why. Sharks eating shit, I guess.
— parislemon #3100052663 on August 3, 2009
Twitter, please stop releasing new shit so I can eat tonight. Thx.
— parislemon #2811784156 on July 23, 2009
What's the quick dial code for AT&T voicemail? Since visual voicemail service is still fucked? #attsucks
— parislemon #2711793410 on July 18, 2009
Not only do I get the VMs 2 weeks late, I still can't listen to them. Fuck you very much AT&T.
— parislemon #2698917517 on July 17, 2009
Oh my god. I just got 2 weeks worth of voicemails right now. Nice fucking job AT&T. Nice fucking job. Worst. Carrier. Ever.
— parislemon #2698459091 on July 17, 2009
I just won over $600 on some spinning wheel game. Yeah. I'm pretty fucking lucky.
— parislemon #2494976215 on July 6, 2009
@drew wait what the fuck u got engaged? Congrats times 1000 man.
— parislemon #2415381512 on June 30, 2009
Tonight we drink to Michael Jackson (to his music, not the creepy shit).
— parislemon #2338644113 on June 25, 2009
well my little friday night come home and change break turned into a giant shit show of news. but hey, it happens.
— parislemon #2249296491 on June 20, 2009
Well shit. Looks like I have to do a 12th too.
— parislemon #2204882705 on June 17, 2009
Nice, Kobe has a one word answer to a question in a live press conference, that answer is "Shit."
— parislemon #2072492855 on June 7, 2009
Joyous fucking day comcast goes down again.
— parislemon #1975179518 on May 30, 2009
Oh no spymaster is down! Shit I may have to leave my desk.
— parislemon #1957594995 on May 29, 2009
While I'm busy writing up #spymaster so you all can hear about it, everyone is assassinating me. Payback will be a bitch http://tcrn.ch/2oP
— parislemon #1956997188 on May 29, 2009
Yep, I was wrong, it's a G2 they're giving away at Google I/O, forget everything bad I said @google is the shit http://tcrn.ch/2gQ
— parislemon #1938798394 on May 27, 2009
So fucking laughable. Comcast is down again. I pay $70 a month for a total crapshoot. Pathetic.
— parislemon #1926104734 on May 26, 2009
Time for a movie. Any one will do as long as it's directed by Michael Mann. Or really anyone besides Mc-fucking-G.
— parislemon #1880737151 on May 22, 2009
Holy fucking shit, Comcast is down again. Comcast. You blow.
— parislemon #1873578310 on May 21, 2009
Oh comcast is down again - big fucking surprise. I don't need Internet for work or anything.
— parislemon #1838962365 on May 18, 2009
I'm not sure I can put into words how much I fucking love it when Comcrap Internet goes out every night at this time. Fucking love it.
— parislemon #1793335828 on May 14, 2009
Shit-brown ZunePhone? http://ff.im/-2Ozga
— parislemon #1771881343 on May 12, 2009
@caro - shit. that's my gym. not sure why, i'm certainly paying them enough money a month.
— parislemon #1730463264 on May 7, 2009
No offense to anyone out there but I fucking hate cab drivers. They literally make me sick by their driving.
— parislemon #1711780440 on May 5, 2009
@jasonkincaid - funny, i recently concluded that all bluetooth mouses are pieces of shit.
— parislemon #1637329578 on April 28, 2009
@anandiyer - whatever. just stop leaking lost shit.
— parislemon #1592440568 on April 23, 2009
Holy shit, it must be 95 degrees in my apartment right now. Just walked in, thought I was safe after being gone all day. Nope.
— parislemon #1582116445 on April 21, 2009
@eldon is currently engaged in a comment shit storm on VB. #thoughtthatwasmyjob
— parislemon #1357101700 on March 19, 2009
On Being Full of Shit http://ff.im/-1bMNL
— parislemon #1243637422 on February 23, 2009
@gaberivera - thanks! dear ServePath, what the fuck is up with venturebeat connection (since no one else on the team seems to want to fix)?
— parislemon #1166045605 on January 31, 2009
holy fucking shit. venturebeat is down AGAIN. heads are going to roll.
— parislemon #1165857238 on January 31, 2009
HA, just looked at my bill from Comcast. Same shit, 3 services I don't have on my bill, talked to them over a dozen times already. #idiotic
— parislemon #1114204083 on January 12, 2009
