CEO tip: My understanding is that you were here to help us out, not fuck it up.
— onthefringe #4150513482 on September 21, 2009
CEO Saturday night end of quarter tip: Because you fucking don't, that's why.
— onthefringe #4119469685 on September 20, 2009
CEO Let me define 'immediately' for you tip: Right the fuck now.
— onthefringe #3842496373 on September 8, 2009
CEO Introduction tip: What's my name? I'm Onthefringe, bitch.
— onthefringe #3748109196 on September 3, 2009
CEO Wednesday night tip: Mrs. Onthefringe tells me that I can Twitter like a motherfucker.
— onthefringe #3728269072 on September 3, 2009
CEO Looking for trouble tip: Let's see, who should I fuck with tonight? Oh, I know, my teenagers.
— onthefringe #3572312858 on August 26, 2009
CEO Looking for trouble tip: Let's see, who should I fuck with next? Oh, I know, Marketing.
— onthefringe #3563469287 on August 26, 2009
CEO Thursday night sing-along tip: Come on people now, smile on your brother--everybody get together and get your shit done right now.
— onthefringe #3442924986 on August 20, 2009
CEO VC tip: You're worrying about the wrong shit.
— onthefringe #2875306302 on July 27, 2009
CEO Early days of Q3 reminds me of a line from Steve Miller tip: Don't get caught up in any of that funky shit going down in the city.
— onthefringe #2500593055 on July 6, 2009
CEO Board of Directors tip: #SayWhat #MotherFucker #FreeOntheFringe
— onthefringe #2243250999 on June 19, 2009
CEO Getting it done tip: I will Twitter the shit out of you if you don’t.
— onthefringe #2105291604 on June 10, 2009
CEO Just wondering tip: www dot what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking dot com question mark. I'll take my answer off the air.
— onthefringe #2021848958 on June 3, 2009
CEO First things first tip: Let's figure out if we're a dessert topping or a floor wax before we sell the shit out of it.
— onthefringe #1994864001 on June 1, 2009
CEO Responding to a bunch of DM's about me tip: Actually, I have no idea where I come up with this shit half the time.
— onthefringe #1973818193 on May 30, 2009
CEO tip: I knew it. Set the monkeys loose and they start doing weird shit.
— onthefringe #1964252746 on May 29, 2009
CEO Management tip: If we can turn this chicken shit into a chicken salad, we’ll be ahead of the game.
— onthefringe #1885379824 on May 22, 2009
CEO Friday tip: What a great day to sell the shit out of some software.
— onthefringe #1883869099 on May 22, 2009
CEO tip: I was being polite. What I really meant to say was, "no fucking way, buddy."
— onthefringe #1671377031 on May 1, 2009
CEO Management tip: Time to go and clean up the dog shit.
— onthefringe #1471732160 on April 7, 2009
CEO VC tip: Would you fund my new website idea? It's a portal for VC-backed start-ups called dub dub dub dot what-the-fuck-over? dot com.
— onthefringe #1454282424 on April 4, 2009
CEO tip: Let’s keep lying to each other until the shit hits the fan, shall we?
— onthefringe #1337164326 on March 16, 2009
CEO VC tip: I have no fucking clue. I thought that’s what they paid you for?
— onthefringe #1257195744 on February 27, 2009
Teenage son to CEO parenting tip: Just don’t do dumb shit.
— onthefringe #1070944765 on December 21, 2008
CEO tip: Really think about the ramifications of opening up your presentation with: "We are more than capable of fucking it up on our own."
— onthefringe #1021614631 on November 24, 2008
Don't scare the CEO tip: Hearing your CFO say "Oh shit, I know what I did, this is wrong" when reviewing financial docs is scary for a CEO.
— onthefringe #999573106 on November 10, 2008
Is it me or has Charlie Rose gotten old? Shit, that means I'm old.
— onthefringe #991349251 on November 5, 2008
Funny: I Fucking Hate …By two chicks who dislike a remarkable amount of things. http://snurl.com/4v9gj
— onthefringe #983373545 on October 31, 2008
