OH: Got my period this morning and stomach hurted like a bitch. Couldn't even go watch Transformers 2. FML -___- http://tinyurl.com/otk89s
— ohfuckmylife #2353792831 on June 26, 2009
OH: I just screamed cunt in country pizza....fml http://tinyurl.com/oxwk28
— ohfuckmylife #2353791370 on June 26, 2009
OH: And have I mentioned lately just how much being with you shows me who I really am? Fuck my life for endin.. http://tinyurl.com/oaqkv7
— ohfuckmylife #2353458050 on June 26, 2009
OH: just paid $180 for "blonde" hair and i fucking hate it. fml http://tinyurl.com/qtrboy
— ohfuckmylife #2353124072 on June 26, 2009
OH: Wwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttt the fuck! Cowen a Sen. FML. Sorry cowcow. I luv ya but... They b.. http://tinyurl.com/o8sk24
— ohfuckmylife #2352459319 on June 26, 2009
OH: Dinner with friends..my former dealer is here. Fuck My Life. I cannot wait to go back to NY. Miami Is hell. http://tinyurl.com/or5jcv
— ohfuckmylife #2352115182 on June 26, 2009
OH: Fuck. forgot about my sunroof everything is soaked. Fml http://mypict.me/5Uq5 http://tinyurl.com/ohluec
— ohfuckmylife #2352114423 on June 26, 2009
OH: We got our cut passes and are waiting in the short line :). Its fucking hot fuck my life >:l. Damn @wa.. http://tinyurl.com/nrmamu
— ohfuckmylife #2346506525 on June 26, 2009
OH: God this is bullshit. Stupid ass guys can't shut their mouths for shit. Always gotta brag to their friend.. http://tinyurl.com/nwf64m
— ohfuckmylife #2340782176 on June 26, 2009
OH: @MissMisha777 It means Fuck my Life. http://tinyurl.com/mmqha5
— ohfuckmylife #2339984066 on June 26, 2009
OH: I screwed my quiz in Chemistry and had my period to-FUCKING-day. FML. http://tinyurl.com/le3jev
— ohfuckmylife #2324654054 on June 25, 2009
OH: FML, Look's like shit. http://www.youtube.com/jigitz http://tinyurl.com/lqrq7r
— ohfuckmylife #2324103699 on June 25, 2009
OH: all I do is eat, meds, and sleeeeep. fuck my life. haha @yurichoi ima try my bestest baaabehs ! =) http://tinyurl.com/lnk5yx
— ohfuckmylife #2321885261 on June 24, 2009
OH: *pouts* Hi Chews are gone FUCK MY LIFE! I am addicted! http://tinyurl.com/ln38ey
— ohfuckmylife #2320874585 on June 24, 2009
OH: fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life...... http://tinyurl.com/mcl2zr
— ohfuckmylife #2318650432 on June 24, 2009
OH: Right when I was going to ask her.....her fucking brother calls saying her mom went into the hospital. Fml. http://tinyurl.com/louzre
— ohfuckmylife #2317527421 on June 24, 2009
OH: Fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/mxrdeq
— ohfuckmylife #2313612450 on June 24, 2009
OH: Fuck my life. I just slept until noon again because my pup woke me up in the middle of the night cause he.. http://tinyurl.com/m6uub3
— ohfuckmylife #2313610151 on June 24, 2009
OH: printed 250 tickets for a concert.. realised i got the wrong freaking date. fuck my life!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/lg9lhz
— ohfuckmylife #2310052779 on June 24, 2009
OH: i think i have pink eye, in the middle of summer. fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/nm8xsl
— ohfuckmylife #2310049438 on June 24, 2009
OH: HOLLY SHIT SINCE SEEING THE OFFSPRING THERES BBEEN RINGING IN MY EARS, FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. http://tinyurl.com/klu4ut
— ohfuckmylife #2309232048 on June 24, 2009
OH: Kinda sorta has a HUGE problem. Fuck my life. Seriously. http://tinyurl.com/lhql4d
— ohfuckmylife #2307426336 on June 24, 2009
OH: Bumblebee is this shit!Transformers blew my mind.I think I blew my knee fml!@ACE_22 you'll be stuck on th.. http://tinyurl.com/lu64er
— ohfuckmylife #2307426037 on June 24, 2009
OH: @befronka fuck my life http://tinyurl.com/n4wfgc
— ohfuckmylife #2306675608 on June 24, 2009
OH: @BeautyandBrkdwn I'll vote for you if you vote for me. lolol FML. fuck it though, we're hot. http://tinyurl.com/knmob2
— ohfuckmylife #2298925523 on June 23, 2009
OH: I'm having Tgd worst day ever. Late, lost Shit, over slept, argued with mum. FML. http://tinyurl.com/ll6nns
— ohfuckmylife #2295325722 on June 23, 2009
OH: FML Why is my mom so difficult!? One concert.in my whole life so far. WHY CAN'T I GO!? I HAVE FUCKING MON.. http://tinyurl.com/nrn8y8
— ohfuckmylife #2295319350 on June 23, 2009
OH: Not going to schooooool :) fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/lvr55y
— ohfuckmylife #2293386427 on June 23, 2009
OH: Why am i up...fuck my life, i'm tired and want to sleep http://tinyurl.com/m42tr6
— ohfuckmylife #2292794053 on June 23, 2009
OH: @ihuntmidgets fuck! I just meant we need some chicks... You freakin got em all. Freakin mean guy!! FML. :) http://tinyurl.com/ku7ero
— ohfuckmylife #2290011346 on June 22, 2009
OH: FML she's buying my mango fruitista tomorrow! What kinda shit is that????? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. http://tinyurl.com/q3yqcm
— ohfuckmylife #2288863246 on June 22, 2009
OH: Studying...Fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/nbr9um
— ohfuckmylife #2287007046 on June 22, 2009
OH: Wow, fml. what a beautiful fucking touch to a beautiful fucking day. Could things get any better? http://tinyurl.com/lozyxq
— ohfuckmylife #2286250151 on June 22, 2009
OH: fuck my life no plans tonight texts? http://tinyurl.com/lk44kl
— ohfuckmylife #2286249541 on June 22, 2009
OH: fml. lmfao. dude. shit. fml. cnfjdises. http://tinyurl.com/mxkwmq
— ohfuckmylife #2285147865 on June 22, 2009
OH: school.fucking.sucks. FML http://tinyurl.com/lbkhg5
— ohfuckmylife #2278535924 on June 22, 2009
OH: i stayed up.. all fucking night. i gotta go to skool now=[ ughhhh fml. http://tinyurl.com/mhvjdk
— ohfuckmylife #2277967826 on June 22, 2009
OH: fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/nzt9ud
— ohfuckmylife #2277964385 on June 22, 2009
OH: why do I always get hurt or shit things happen few days before my birthday? FML http://tinyurl.com/kwyrph
— ohfuckmylife #2277575354 on June 22, 2009
OH: How the fucc this shit gonna be over capacity at 7am...better question, wtf am I awake...fml http://tinyurl.com/manb6z
— ohfuckmylife #2277574025 on June 22, 2009
OH: Fuck. Wow. Once again, puking is not veryfun. 2nd time already. Fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/nxqupz
— ohfuckmylife #2276794147 on June 22, 2009
OH: fuck my life lmao i gotta wake up in 4 hrs :} http://twurl.nl/g66x62
— ohfuckmylife #2276426178 on June 22, 2009
OH: i cant help but bitch about how i couldnt go to the H2O show tonigh @ the knitting factory.its their last.. http://tinyurl.com/kq33kz
— ohfuckmylife #2274190723 on June 21, 2009
OH: my official Fuck my life day. http://tinyurl.com/ljfxt6
— ohfuckmylife #2271272007 on June 21, 2009
OH: I forgot my fucking headphones. Ima be on this train for an hour and 20 minutes with no music. fml http://tinyurl.com/m6qef7
— ohfuckmylife #2270320191 on June 21, 2009
OH: Holy fuck. I'm dying, I'm crying, I feel like I'm gonna throw up and having fever. FML. http://tinyurl.com/lfyerc
— ohfuckmylife #2270319331 on June 21, 2009
OH: Fuck my life. Seriously fuck everything. I'm never gonna catch a fuckin break am I? http://tinyurl.com/lkgyhf
— ohfuckmylife #2268381177 on June 21, 2009
OH: Fuck my life, thanks mom for waking me up. She knows how much I love to sleep in. Fml http://tinyurl.com/mrm9td
— ohfuckmylife #2267463857 on June 21, 2009
OH: Honestly. fuck my life. http://tinyurl.com/nf7mrs
— ohfuckmylife #2267463159 on June 21, 2009
