things I hate in a scifi series: clip episodes, alternate real-life episodes, the shitty cgi as the budget for a dying show runs out
— nymous #21392305647 2 weeks ago
Dumped via Facebook. So fucking lame
— nymous #18422470331 on July 13, 2010
going to the new Bishop's in sellwood for my roommates mural opening tonight, Jason Graham, evil shit.
— nymous #17129441990 on June 26, 2010
someone hacked my fucking gmail account!??! What the fuck!?
— nymous #17101806076 on June 26, 2010
data migration is fucking hard. Pulling my hair out right now trying to make this work.
— nymous #12857990921 on April 25, 2010
This is fucking awful
— nymous #12037794181 on April 12, 2010
Dear Stargate Universe, you'd be so much better if you'd stop with the shitty musical interludes. The music you choose is terrible.
— nymous #11965421950 on April 10, 2010
just wrote a privatemsg action module for vbo. might be my first contributed module. Nerd shit!
— nymous #11839683897 on April 8, 2010
my new laptop kicks ass, windows 7 is kinda rad, also, I just bought a new bike. a 2010 fuji feather fixie. Good fucking week.
— nymous #11613795167 on April 4, 2010
@skyturnsgreen nice photo, that's some old shit.
— nymous #10887903085 on March 22, 2010
Paid. Paid! Fuck yes
— nymous #10752028193 on March 19, 2010
never let a computer tell me shit.
— nymous #10537967751 on March 15, 2010
Just drank whiskey in the shower. Fuck yes
— nymous #10458465351 on March 14, 2010
So almost get back with the girl and she then tells me she might move to seattle. What the fuck. !
— nymous #9960549126 on March 3, 2010
just won tickets to Midlake this saturday. Fuck yes.
— nymous #9945714160 on March 3, 2010
ended up at a bar with the girl. she was 5 feet away from me all night and we couldn't talk. What. The. Fuck. ?!?!?!
— nymous #9379704862 on February 20, 2010
Beaker and flask is fucking amazing. 3 appetizers, 4 cocktails, 1 entree, and 2 desserts. Awesome night
— nymous #8579885518 on February 3, 2010
@jasondiersman fuck that! Stl sucks, houses are cheap in kc too
— nymous #8354346110 on January 28, 2010
dear 52% of Massachusetts, fuck you
— nymous #7998961870 on January 20, 2010
At Grinders. Fucking missing this city. May not goback to pdx. For real
— nymous #6818778348 on December 18, 2009
before I board my place in a few days for my christmas trip, I'd like to try a little experiment. FUCK THE TSA! #yourmovetsa
— nymous #6592334076 on December 12, 2009
I propose a drink special for all bars this week called "Fuck Uganda" that's just a shot of whiskey followed by another shot of whiskey.
— nymous #6555517331 on December 10, 2009
http://twitpic.com/qs0q4 - Fuck yes, finally have a bike again
— nymous #6016356010 on November 24, 2009
@skyturnsgreen hell, you haven't haven't seen shit about beards until you come to Portland
— nymous #5936620891 on November 21, 2009
Rad shit is a girl that is "hi, I'm cute as fuck, here's a brisket sandwich and beer. Oh, are you drunk? Awesome, I will get some whiskeys"
— nymous #5672017415 on November 12, 2009
um, nearly 450+ carts in portland? Fuck yeah. My poor little bank account just can't take it.
— nymous #5462040084 on November 5, 2009
fuck, can't get any rest. Just once, please!
— nymous #5225169663 on October 28, 2009
@_dom wells fargo is the worst bank i've ever had. not sure what that has to do with UI, but seriously, fuck them :)
— nymous #4699525302 on October 7, 2009
mac and cheese + alien vs. predator = I need a fucking job because I have too much time on my hands to act like a teenager again
— nymous #4481588629 on September 29, 2009
haha. Dad went to the hospital today for what he thought was heart trouble, turns out he's full of shit. Literally, they prescribed laxative
— nymous #4355505778 on September 24, 2009
Going to the hot springs this weekend and I fucking need it! I need to get out of Portland for a while.
— nymous #4324597981 on September 23, 2009
Two of them! Maybe three, who knows, right? My pendings were all cleared, but there they are. That's nearly half my unemployment check! FUCK
— nymous #4159611916 on September 21, 2009
a $35 overdraft fee in a shitty economy against somebody on unemployment should be illegal. $35 for what exactly?
— nymous #4159554161 on September 21, 2009
I just got two fucking overdraft fees and I haven't used my card in 4 days? Fuck you wells fargo, that doesn't even make sense.
— nymous #4159535754 on September 21, 2009
@wellsfargo fuck you.
— nymous #4159446846 on September 21, 2009
Fuck today. I can barely breathe. Wells fargo just lost me as a customer. I need a job. I need one day to relax. Maybe I need to leave pdx.
— nymous #4089287088 on September 18, 2009
Totally fucked. This is a bad year.
— nymous #3991859472 on September 14, 2009
people should have to pay $5 everytime they use their horn. I'm so fucking sick of car horns.
— nymous #3847433688 on September 8, 2009
can I be not hungover yet? ouch. I have shit to do!
— nymous #3806274444 on September 6, 2009
I fuck up eggplant every time I cook it. Going to try again today.
— nymous #3720683784 on September 2, 2009
London is fucking insane. This CCTV thing is out of control.
— nymous #3671395615 on August 31, 2009
this Look at This Fucking Hipster cracked me up, "let's twitpic our dick pics" http://bit.ly/npknO
— nymous #3611770265 on August 28, 2009
isn't trying to be dramatic, but seriously, fuck everything right now.
— nymous #3497928643 on August 23, 2009
is actually having fun learning more about regex? I'm a fucking nerd. This is better than stressing out all day though.
— nymous #3390508766 on August 18, 2009
fuck whoever stole my birthday money, what a fucked up thing to do
— nymous #3371247717 on August 17, 2009
GIRL, little g, big IRL like you're a G In Real Life? Fuck, I need to get off the internet.
— nymous #3294260970 on August 13, 2009
I'm fucked. I think I'm selling my bike. If you know me you know how sad that is.
— nymous #3279262783 on August 12, 2009
FUCK! I can make rent, but will have NO food and no money for over a week. This is fucking retarded.
— nymous #3274464057 on August 12, 2009
freaking out. I'm actually thinking about selling my bike. That's fucked up
— nymous #3273496480 on August 12, 2009