Rad shit is a girl that is "hi, I'm cute as fuck, here's a brisket sandwich and beer. Oh, are you drunk? Awesome, I will get some whiskeys"
— nymous #5672017415 1 week ago
um, nearly 450+ carts in portland? Fuck yeah. My poor little bank account just can't take it.
— nymous #5462040084 2 weeks ago
fuck, can't get any rest. Just once, please!
— nymous #5225169663 3 weeks ago
@_dom wells fargo is the worst bank i've ever had. not sure what that has to do with UI, but seriously, fuck them :)
— nymous #4699525302 on October 7, 2009
mac and cheese + alien vs. predator = I need a fucking job because I have too much time on my hands to act like a teenager again
— nymous #4481588629 on September 29, 2009
haha. Dad went to the hospital today for what he thought was heart trouble, turns out he's full of shit. Literally, they prescribed laxative
— nymous #4355505778 on September 24, 2009
Going to the hot springs this weekend and I fucking need it! I need to get out of Portland for a while.
— nymous #4324597981 on September 23, 2009
Two of them! Maybe three, who knows, right? My pendings were all cleared, but there they are. That's nearly half my unemployment check! FUCK
— nymous #4159611916 on September 21, 2009
a $35 overdraft fee in a shitty economy against somebody on unemployment should be illegal. $35 for what exactly?
— nymous #4159554161 on September 21, 2009
I just got two fucking overdraft fees and I haven't used my card in 4 days? Fuck you wells fargo, that doesn't even make sense.
— nymous #4159535754 on September 21, 2009
@wellsfargo fuck you.
— nymous #4159446846 on September 21, 2009
Fuck today. I can barely breathe. Wells fargo just lost me as a customer. I need a job. I need one day to relax. Maybe I need to leave pdx.
— nymous #4089287088 on September 18, 2009
Totally fucked. This is a bad year.
— nymous #3991859472 on September 14, 2009
people should have to pay $5 everytime they use their horn. I'm so fucking sick of car horns.
— nymous #3847433688 on September 8, 2009
can I be not hungover yet? ouch. I have shit to do!
— nymous #3806274444 on September 6, 2009
I fuck up eggplant every time I cook it. Going to try again today.
— nymous #3720683784 on September 2, 2009
London is fucking insane. This CCTV thing is out of control.
— nymous #3671395615 on August 31, 2009
this Look at This Fucking Hipster cracked me up, "let's twitpic our dick pics" http://bit.ly/npknO
— nymous #3611770265 on August 28, 2009
isn't trying to be dramatic, but seriously, fuck everything right now.
— nymous #3497928643 on August 23, 2009
is actually having fun learning more about regex? I'm a fucking nerd. This is better than stressing out all day though.
— nymous #3390508766 on August 18, 2009
fuck whoever stole my birthday money, what a fucked up thing to do
— nymous #3371247717 on August 17, 2009
GIRL, little g, big IRL like you're a G In Real Life? Fuck, I need to get off the internet.
— nymous #3294260970 on August 13, 2009
I'm fucked. I think I'm selling my bike. If you know me you know how sad that is.
— nymous #3279262783 on August 12, 2009
FUCK! I can make rent, but will have NO food and no money for over a week. This is fucking retarded.
— nymous #3274464057 on August 12, 2009
freaking out. I'm actually thinking about selling my bike. That's fucked up
— nymous #3273496480 on August 12, 2009
I'm fucked. Wireless on my laptop is dead. Hard to be a web designer without the web. Fuck.
— nymous #3182147323 on August 7, 2009
having the who-da-what salad and jalapeno poppers at nepo 42. fucking awesome.
— nymous #3159242804 on August 5, 2009
i can't seem to turn my head to the left at all. this is fucking horrible. i can't really ride a bike safely like this
— nymous #3090776252 on August 2, 2009
dear sun, fuck you. http://bit.ly/ScQBI
— nymous #2912812558 on July 29, 2009
at Crema, trying to get some work done, but I'm not sure how likely that is. It's fucking hot... i need to get to the river again
— nymous #2874742245 on July 27, 2009
holy shit. I can't believe how awful Wells fargo is. How can they stay in business being this incompetent? Looking for a new bank today..
— nymous #2675703784 on July 16, 2009
http://twitpic.com/9xydz - Again! What the fuck!!!
— nymous #2575991082 on July 10, 2009
http://twitpic.com/9xwkf - Again! What the fuck!!!
— nymous #2575824335 on July 10, 2009
Just got a large poutine. Fucking love.
— nymous #2547659217 on July 9, 2009
@jasondiersman fuck yes.
— nymous #2545399373 on July 8, 2009
Trying Blantons, then spilled it. Fuck. Trying again.
— nymous #2544894273 on July 8, 2009
Wells fargo has to be the worst fucking bank in america. That's saying a lot considering the existence of Bank of america
— nymous #2536735294 on July 8, 2009
what a fucked day. still no check in the mail. i'm only going to complain on twitter until I get paid! #fuckme
— nymous #2522892641 on July 7, 2009
hey internet! Adding "Tw..." to everything twitter related stopped being cute about 10 seconds after you began doing it. Fucking stop it.
— nymous #2424063391 on July 1, 2009
Today is no fucking joke.
— nymous #2391092230 on June 29, 2009
Damn jukeb0x players. I fucking hate Sublime.
— nymous #2366976974 on June 27, 2009
bicycle savage with whiskey and a burrito. long hair and beard wanting to ride and sweat and savage drunk thing. damnit!! fucking primate!
— nymous #2277014305 on June 22, 2009
Damn, I forgot how much I like Magnetic Fields until right now. Maybe I should get back to making music, this shit is killing me.
— nymous #2244815674 on June 19, 2009
At Crema doing nothing in particular, feeling super bitchy towards anyone in line in front of me. Just fucking order!
— nymous #2243438849 on June 19, 2009
just woke up from a crazy weird nap. My body is telling me to slow the fuck down. Seriously.
— nymous #2170266635 on June 14, 2009
@melissalion it was even better in person. Girls in this town are a mind fuck, so gorgeous. I'm practically retarded from it.
— nymous #2166968661 on June 14, 2009
holy shit. can't l it. wnbr. #pedalpalooza So many people. Police escort. So many attractive PDXers. too much for one night.
— nymous #2164298803 on June 14, 2009
Allergies are fucking me right n0w.
— nymous #2138182770 on June 12, 2009
at @floydscoffee old town location for a change. Nice spot. Now, time to find some fucking work.
— nymous #2123333256 on June 11, 2009
