@phillian he sure fucking did, sliding down the iced mountain on a snowmobile. My dad like to have killed him. I can break bones on my own.
— netmeg #22717910933 1 day ago
@katemorris why is AdWords such a punk ass bitch?
— netmeg #22570228720 3 days ago
Hey @ComedyCentral - don't nobody need to see Extenze commercials at 6:30pm. I mean - bitch *please*
— netmeg #22562272741 3 days ago
Google you need to shit or get off the pot as regards medical cannabis.
— netmeg #22552315904 3 days ago
@joh8elLton what the fuck are you?
— netmeg #22462618404 4 days ago
is gettin' shit done today.
— netmeg #22382448250 5 days ago
RT @copyblogger: OH: "We have our shit together, but we're not assholes."
— netmeg #22293548519 6 days ago
text from my sister: "I hv ur forn" me: "hunh?" sister: "ur FORN!" me: "My Porn? Fucking give it back!!" sister: "FORN! FORN ON THE FOB!"
— netmeg #22119457191 1 week ago
@pearsonified yes and no. I've seen a lot of different types of merchant accounts brought in by clients, & unbelievable shit there.
— netmeg #22016514230 1 week ago
ATTN: Twitter - fix your shit. Also, Google, fix your shit too.
— netmeg #22009162100 1 week ago
@IncrediBILL your tweet says smile, but your avatar says "frowny face fuck it" ork ork
— netmeg #21842891577 2 weeks ago
The Perilous Lives of Women Who Wax Men's Balls http://t.co/DHhyzTE via @gawker (Next time I bitch about what I do, I'll re-read this)
— netmeg #21599739049 2 weeks ago
RT @footose: Rag weed, you dirty bitch (amen)
— netmeg #21310520093 3 weeks ago
wordpress you two balled bitch
— netmeg #21168875657 3 weeks ago
@RyanJones My largest bitch at the moment is that it's been over a year and Google Sync still doesn't work w/Outlook 2010 64 bit.
— netmeg #21090040435 3 weeks ago
I am so kicking ass and gettin' shit done this week.
— netmeg #21019751150 3 weeks ago
RT @ABC: Menstrual Cramps May Change Your Brain http://bit.ly/cNFh9D Oh for fuck's sake.
— netmeg #20933340529 3 weeks ago
@sugarrae I've already fucked up what there is to fuck up in 1.8, so if you do, holler.
— netmeg #20926817347 3 weeks ago
Fucking myspace; I've been opted out of ALL email notifications for five years, and they just reset every single one to opt in. Bastards.
— netmeg #20657041650 on August 8, 2010
@LisaBarone More people to call you a rude bitch - joy
— netmeg #20463897517 on August 6, 2010
@LisaBarone so you're a rude bitch for not wanting to subscribe to someone you don't know's life? wow.
— netmeg #20412196100 on August 5, 2010
@Rhea Ok, *next* time I have a rehab doctor who gets busted for driving under the influence, I call you. Cause that was a *bitch*
— netmeg #20400790643 on August 5, 2010
here's a great fucking use for adsense, geezopete. http://www.mybiginfo.com/fireworks-in-michigan.htm
— netmeg #20246163437 on August 3, 2010
@sugarrae yea it's showing me people I deliberately unfollowed. Just like FB. Who needs that shit.
— netmeg #19994362810 on July 31, 2010
@juniorspecial well we work with zen cart, but our plate is kinda full. Zen Cart is a bitch these days as far as Google et al. Sure you
— netmeg #19918989175 on July 30, 2010
@alphabitch I'm still following you and there's not one fucking thing you can do about it.
— netmeg #19865566210 on July 29, 2010
@JackLeblond Too old. #shit. (ork ork)
— netmeg #19843431952 on July 29, 2010
RT @Adam4d: RT: @BreakingNews: 800,000 gallon oil spill in Kalamazoo, Mich., leads to state of emergency http://bit.ly/cCBMmW #fuck
— netmeg #19682179650 on July 27, 2010
@sugarrae (in other words, you are playing the longest fucking pool game on the planet)
— netmeg #19656855275 on July 27, 2010
I just love spending an hour writing something to have the program crash and lose it all, even the draft. Just fucking wonderful.
— netmeg #19622357772 on July 26, 2010
RT @snipeyhead: Okay, who the fuck put Johnny Mathis on my ipod? That shit's not even funny. ( hahaha)
— netmeg #19375350920 on July 23, 2010
@saffyre9 yea, I'd probly pay that if I had to; this thing originally cost $1200. Just finding it gonna be the bitch.
— netmeg #19090633766 on July 21, 2010
so windows media player in win 7 won't let you just browse to a file on the disk, it has to be in a library? what the fuck good is that?
— netmeg #18807095275 on July 17, 2010
@sugarrae it's like a fucking stock bullshit excuse they all pull out of their ass if they get caught.
— netmeg #18568967351 on July 14, 2010
@sugarrae that intern shit - that makes me SO made. 3/4ths of the newspaper & tv station sites that stole MY content blamed it on interns
— netmeg #18568929427 on July 14, 2010
@IncrediBILL so what the fuck *is* about to happen?
— netmeg #18564693585 on July 14, 2010
@pearsonified so embrace your villian-ness. You're fucking *Batman*
— netmeg #18525490393 on July 14, 2010
@mvandemar hahaha now I have to actually go READ the bastard??? thanks a pantload.
— netmeg #18161828446 on July 9, 2010
@TheRealpmac oh shit.
— netmeg #17996683601 on July 7, 2010
RT @TheRealpmac: Awesome. Ty. Fucking boiling here. Just saw two trees fighting over a dog.
— netmeg #17985402110 on July 7, 2010
@beavette You never will again either. It's fucking HOT up in this bitch.
— netmeg #17985309966 on July 7, 2010
Any vendor of any product that requires you to add to cart before displaying a price is a piece of shit. Yea, I said it.
— netmeg #17956183865 on July 7, 2010
@dr_pete that would be one fucking cool fish.
— netmeg #17902648075 on July 6, 2010
@JennaGermain I *always* pick the sugar free option if it's available. That shit is *poison*
— netmeg #17890767181 on July 6, 2010
See? Big mouth and social media = gets shit done.
— netmeg #17572052628 on July 2, 2010
@JoannaLord happy birthday! is my sister's birthday too. She got "stop being younger than me, you bitch!" You get Happy Birthday.
— netmeg #17500560518 on July 1, 2010
@sugarrae holy fuck your hair is red!
— netmeg #17444074857 on June 30, 2010
@stunningandy copyrights mean something, absolutely. I don't need lawyers. I have a big fucking (virtual) mouth. Looks like it worked, too
— netmeg #17436506455 on June 30, 2010
@sugarrae you bitch!
— netmeg #17284423813 on June 28, 2010
