RT @fantomaster: "If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." Major Payne #quote #fb
— netmeg #5657167110 1 week ago
@pearsonified it's only fucked up because they don't all listen to MY opinions. Everyone is entitled to my opinions.
— netmeg #5020577130 on October 20, 2009
@footose yea, working with paypal is a bitch.
— netmeg #4673514544 on October 6, 2009
@kristy haha, I have a folder called GSTK for hints and tips - for "good shit to know"
— netmeg #4084844137 on September 18, 2009
Shit. Now ND is leading
— netmeg #3943119335 on September 12, 2009
OH (my mom): "Shut up you Irish bitch!" She takes her football seriously. Cheerleaders not so much.
— netmeg #3942834809 on September 12, 2009
@AlanBleiweiss yea, phone bills were a bitch - I was living 50 miles away, so they were brutal. Then I discovered the Merit Network where
— netmeg #3880854109 on September 9, 2009
holy shit OSU! what a game this turned out to be!
— netmeg #3783635225 on September 5, 2009
holy shit navy #2 !
— netmeg #3783555317 on September 5, 2009
holy shit, navy!
— netmeg #3783425247 on September 5, 2009
@daver I get those, plus it seems like I kill a few Shelley Ryans every day, and the bitch won't stay down.
— netmeg #3741636359 on September 3, 2009
holy shit!
— netmeg #3703388366 on September 1, 2009
I'm going home. Fuck it.
— netmeg #3611367754 on August 28, 2009
this is gonna be one bitch of a week.
— netmeg #3513004021 on August 24, 2009
completely shitty day, but this creamsicle is definitely helping.
— netmeg #3389761726 on August 18, 2009
@1938media Mostly ok. Busier n shit. Your wife is kicking my ass in Scrabble. Heh, business as usual.
— netmeg #3170432858 on August 6, 2009
RT: @LisaBarone: RT @thepsychoexwife Why doesn't Dunkin Donuts deliver? Who do I have to fuck to get a donut around here? [hell to the yes]
— netmeg #3115073328 on August 3, 2009
@mikalg they're filming this whole thing for a movie and he keeps fucking up and starting over
— netmeg #3093765967 on August 2, 2009
@Oatmeal hormones. they're a bitch on wheels.
— netmeg #3057758938 on July 31, 2009
RT @mikalg: WASP Flying Platform: This is FUCKING AWESOME. I want one of these. http://is.gd/1TC3u
— netmeg #2922285803 on July 29, 2009
@MichelleFeldman conference calling can be a bitch that way.
— netmeg #2842070079 on July 25, 2009
@rebeccakelley Yea, although at the time it was just creepy. This shit only happens to *me*
— netmeg #2823685910 on July 24, 2009
The video on this tanker fire on I75 north of detroit is unbe-fucking-lievable.
— netmeg #2661768361 on July 15, 2009
Holy shit! tanker collides with semi on I75 at 8 or 9mile, fatalities, bridge is falling down, freeway closed - huge mess! Still burning.
— netmeg #2661487598 on July 15, 2009
@jillwhalen @SEOAly ain't nothin' wrong with stirring up shit just for the pure D enjoyement of it.
— netmeg #2587770835 on July 11, 2009
RT: @russpalmer: leaving the office - TGI fcking F A fucking men
— netmeg #2573757943 on July 10, 2009
@Adam4d that's some nasty shit. who tries to outrun an Amtrak train?
— netmeg #2556199935 on July 9, 2009
@streko you want fucking cold, try sticking your big toe in lake superior. *that's* cold.
— netmeg #2550705100 on July 9, 2009
Note to bands: Having 7428 music profiles on sites all over the web does NOT make your music any less shitty. It just spreads the manure.
— netmeg #2516055367 on July 7, 2009
@pearsonified well fuck 'em. I show
— netmeg #2473803412 on July 4, 2009
ATTN Bands: Just because you put "Official MySpace Page of" on your myspace page doesn't mean you're not a shitty bar band with no draw.
— netmeg #2425111425 on July 1, 2009
Hint: if all your tweets are about constipation, I'm gonna block you, even if you do seem like a real person. Who needs that shit? Oh - you.
— netmeg #2419932526 on July 1, 2009
@CarrieHill yea I always knew it was the tylenol that was the bitch; used to have a drug rehab as a client. Learned a LOT about narcotics.
— netmeg #2414897848 on June 30, 2009
@streko I HATE that bitch (the sideways feedback button)
— netmeg #2414160222 on June 30, 2009
I'm still cancelling, but not till I see all those credits in my account. Rat fucking bastards. My accounts are *never* late.
— netmeg #2413701224 on June 30, 2009
@g1smd they're trying to rip me off. picked the wrong fucking person.
— netmeg #2413549186 on June 30, 2009
FUCKING DISCOVER CARD FUCKING SCAM FUCKING FUCKERS SHORTEN BILLING DATES FUCKING FINANCE CHARGES I'M FUCKING CANCELLING THIS ACCOUNT
— netmeg #2413503734 on June 30, 2009
@pearsonified they fucking *booted* me?
— netmeg #2249582564 on June 20, 2009
@g1smd I just don't fucking want them to take credit for MY work. Last year I threatened them with legal action, and say go ahead but
— netmeg #2243852282 on June 19, 2009
shit, had so much client work today had no time to work on my own sites, and now it's almost midnight.
— netmeg #2233068571 on June 18, 2009
@mikalg bastard COATED bastards. I just saw that episode.
— netmeg #2226209440 on June 18, 2009
this appears to be my day to bitch about everything. stand back.
— netmeg #2223868124 on June 18, 2009
so my mother's MRI determined she has a "disk protrusion" but the next doctor she needs to see won't see her before July 10. Fucking great.
— netmeg #2210596591 on June 17, 2009
RT: @martinbowling: that sucks a bird just shit on my head. (This has to be the most anti-TTH tweet I've yet seen)
— netmeg #2194483025 on June 16, 2009
@cyandle beats the shit outa me. this is not my usual laptop, it's the one I take with me when I go out.
— netmeg #2186228360 on June 15, 2009
@MichelleRobbins oh shit - they're not?
— netmeg #2183109064 on June 15, 2009
@sugarrae nobody knows de trouble I seen! (I also talk in lyrics, how fucked up is THAT? ork ork)
— netmeg #2109795658 on June 10, 2009
@oilman Dead Kennedys; "Too Drunk to Fuck"
— netmeg #2107895342 on June 10, 2009
I tell you what, after the week I'm having so far, the #RedWings damn well better win this bitch tonight.
— netmeg #2095551212 on June 9, 2009
