@MeHeartU2 Shut the fuck up, Krys! Lmao!! I'm so kicking your ass this weekend when I see you. @jakepatrol @EternalNessie Ignore her please.
— myria101 #10347032749 1 hour ago
♬ 'Stu's Song' - Ed Helms ♪ *..but if he's been murdered by some crystal meth tweakers then we're shit outta luck* http://twitpic.com/17znx9
— myria101 #10345192068 2 hours ago
@green_i_girl For real. Stay with the blood sucker, bitch!! Lmao!!
— myria101 #10301131217 1 day ago
#nowplaying Shit Song [Interlude] ♪ Kate Nash http://bit.ly/9QH65R in iPod app via @twitbird
— myria101 #10258076898 2 days ago
@SethPatrol You did NOT just pull out a Graduate quote on me. ::laughing my fucking ass off::
— myria101 #10108022559 5 days ago
@SethPatrol what the fuck? You fucked Quil's mom?
— myria101 #10107712800 5 days ago
@SethPatrol @MeHeartU2 You fuck all the time. Lol
— myria101 #10107243408 5 days ago
Fuck I love this movie so hard.
— myria101 #10100355604 5 days ago
RT @Aimee_B_Loved Shatroulette: The process of figuring out which nasty son of a bitch dropped a deuce and didn't flush.
— myria101 #10053474035 6 days ago
@ARenee363 Holy shit. Is that from your husband?
— myria101 #9945098646 1 week ago
JIMMY!!!!! Fuck he's adorable.
— myria101 #9912958617 1 week ago
@MeHeartU2 @JakePatrol IKR? it's fucking hot. See why I dreamt about that mofo? TayLaut is ridic. Unf!!
— myria101 #9755633056 2 weeks ago
Done that. RT @PinkFluffGirl You know the moment where you see yourself and go SHIT I LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER!!!? I had that moment today. FML.
— myria101 #9753207497 2 weeks ago
I just jizz'd my pants. When/how did I miss this? Fuck she's hot. Makes it even better with steel. UNF to KStew!! http://bit.ly/aepLMW
— myria101 #9705756611 2 weeks ago
@StormClaudi BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! omg I hate you so much right now. (read I'm a jealous bitch)
— myria101 #9661905576 2 weeks ago
@StormClaudi Yeah, I was too. I still can't believe I was like"Oh hey, Jackson... blah blah blah" like we were bfff's & shit. I was shaking.
— myria101 #9660789852 2 weeks ago
@gmoney3074 Shit I forgot. Have fun, babe. When will the game be over? Call me if you need a ride home.
— myria101 #9546405677 2 weeks ago
RT @mayhemmiller Pumped about Olympic hockey-rooting for team Canada!Until the gold medal match where USA is gonna smoke you fucking hosers!
— myria101 #9546207088 2 weeks ago
Ohmigawd!! There are now nails flying. I can't handle this shit. I will throw up! Unattached hair and nails make me sick to my stomach.
— myria101 #9404600533 3 weeks ago
I don't understand why people can't just wait in a line calmly and quietly. Why bitch? It's not going to help the line move faster.
— myria101 #9310176306 3 weeks ago
@Ben_Egypt_ You are too fucking cute, Benji. ::wink:: @MeHeartU2 @Mkenn076
— myria101 #9307231444 3 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 btw, you got it wrong. It's "I want to FUCKING taste them." get that shit right.
— myria101 #9305560096 3 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 fucking whore! Shut up!!
— myria101 #9305490746 3 weeks ago
Bitch. I do. RT @Mkenn076 Last text from myria101 "Um, no, but your tits look fucking edible ::motorboat::" ----- She loves me.
— myria101 #9304999495 3 weeks ago
@Kelsie_love What about Portishead Machine Gun? I bet that is the shit!!!!
— myria101 #9302492746 3 weeks ago
@Kelsie_love good thing I own everything KoL. Shit I'm ordering one.
— myria101 #9302222199 3 weeks ago
@StormClaudi @stephdgray I'm the exact same way. I seriously have to tell myself to shut the fuck up. Lol
— myria101 #9257866546 3 weeks ago
I'M MISSING CURLING FOR FUCK'S SAKE BECAUSE I'M STUCK AT WORK!!! Why does the Olympic association hate me? Play at night damn it!! #curling
— myria101 #9254530701 3 weeks ago
@TillyWhitlock are you serious?! Fuck!! G isn't home to record it for me.
— myria101 #9254379821 3 weeks ago
@QueenAliParker That.Is.It.Bitch!!! ::cat claws your face::
— myria101 #9254133209 3 weeks ago
@courthale fuck I love you!! Ahahahaa!!!
— myria101 #9250463574 3 weeks ago
@mrsalreyami Curling is the shit!!! Lol
— myria101 #9221848116 3 weeks ago
H to the Iz O. V to the Iz A. RT @TxLiLi HAHA.....Recognize bitch, Jay to the motherfuckin Z !! ;) RT @myria101: @TxLiLi jigga who?
— myria101 #9217498446 3 weeks ago
I love honest tattoo artists who tell you straight up that they'd do a shitty job and rec you to someone who can do what you want. :]
— myria101 #9214128857 3 weeks ago
@MeHeartU2 Holla!! You should come spend like a whole weekend and we'll just go get fucked up at the lake the whole time. Lol
— myria101 #9170246464 3 weeks ago
@MeHeartU2 DUDE!! That would've been the shit!! I'm 15 mins from Norman.
— myria101 #9169986065 3 weeks ago
@MeHeartU2 fuck I love you! Lmao!
— myria101 #9169255935 3 weeks ago
These college and pro basketball players who can't make a free throw are fucking pathetic! I can make them with my eyes closed. Practice!!
— myria101 #9166638924 3 weeks ago
Um... I don't know those people, @froggerchick!!! I don't know who that is or what the fuck happened with twitpic!!! That's so weird. Lol
— myria101 #9119087791 on February 14, 2010
My sister isn't computer savvy. I just text her 2 pics from the Details shoot. Her reaction: Holy.Shit. That's hot!!
— myria101 #9118729473 on February 14, 2010
@TwiSherry So do I. Lol! I can't tell if it's my bad memory or if I'm just a bitch sometimes thinkng "whyTF did I follow this idiot?!" Lmao!
— myria101 #9117444990 on February 14, 2010
What the fuck, Frank?! Lmao!! RT @FrankfurterFTW Happy new years bitches!!! Eye of the mother fucking tiger
— myria101 #9104952023 on February 14, 2010
@WolfLovr Fuck yes!!!
— myria101 #9048623348 on February 13, 2010
@StormClaudi You're a piece of shit!! Lol
— myria101 #9039342550 on February 12, 2010
I fucking love you too!!! RT @Mkenn076: http://twitpic.com/12w557 - @myria101 This says it all.
— myria101 #9037255059 on February 12, 2010
@froggerchick how the fuck do you get the ball to stay?! I just squeezed the ring shut. Fuck it. Lol
— myria101 #9033739924 on February 12, 2010
Dear Myria - You are not allowed to use pliers on your face anymore. Jesus fuck, lady. You're stupid. Love, Myria
— myria101 #9033638339 on February 12, 2010
How is it possible to run a report, adjust some things, run the same exact report, then shit is missing?! This software is crap.
— myria101 #9026113177 on February 12, 2010
@HootenannyMandi Wait...maybe it's you're straight until you get wet ... Like spaghetti. Fuck I don't know.
— myria101 #9024628521 on February 12, 2010
