@AmandaDeVotchKa Would tht smack be on my ass? Cause I'd ENJOY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!
— myria101 #5873600881 1 day ago
Just got done watching The Haunted Airman. Two words... the fuck?!
— myria101 #5747261511 5 days ago
.@green_i_girl like side glances. I can read their mind and they're saying "oh holla, that bitch is fiiiiiiiine!!" jk
— myria101 #5717000006 6 days ago
And why are all the GD elevators up on the 10th floor for fuck's sake?!
— myria101 #5656443684 1 week ago
@froggerchick @valwears You don't have that shit? Hold please.
— myria101 #5631080177 1 week ago
Shit and God damn! RT @wearingwords it's official: i will be dead before the release of NM. robert thomas. i die. http://twurl.nl/t6pe6e
— myria101 #5628618016 1 week ago
Omg did anyone else just see @jimmyfallon's hot dog toss at Rob, Kristen, and Taylor's pics?! Too fucking funny!!!
— myria101 #5611678462 1 week ago
@valwears She says there's an HEA and I need that shit. I'll die if I don't get my HEA, damn it! Lol
— myria101 #5601433534 1 week ago
I'm sitting in pediatric ICU fucking cracking up and I swear I'm going to hell. Check your DM's, @Mkenn076, damn it!! Lmmfao!
— myria101 #5600307699 1 week ago
@froggerchick let me know if beautiful bastard shows up in that supply closet.
— myria101 #5595892595 2 weeks ago
Nope. That motherfucker can fend for himself. Bahaha!! RT @Mkenn076: @myria101 Denny's? Bitch, don't you ever cook for @Gmoney3074?
— myria101 #5537040323 2 weeks ago
@froggerchick well shit.
— myria101 #5519326334 2 weeks ago
@kharizzmatik “I swear son, sometimes I’d just like to knock the shit out of you,” Dr. Cullen said with irritation. <- I'm laughing SO hard!
— myria101 #5468093058 2 weeks ago
@manyafandom oh shit it totally was @mskathy's!!
— myria101 #5459395074 2 weeks ago
@StageManageThis @BrookeLockart Water leak at my house. Guess what that means? No Christmas in NYC. I'm so fucking pissed at my bad luck.
— myria101 #5435780605 2 weeks ago
@mskathy fuck, your avi is still killing me. grrrr!!
— myria101 #5410435271 2 weeks ago
@krazy_kidd I really hope "yeasty bitch" is a term of endearment. @Mkenn076 @Janetrigs
— myria101 #5409855104 2 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 PS - I love Beautiful Bastard.
— myria101 #5403785066 2 weeks ago
@SassyCorrinaT true dat. I'm so fucking behind at work. Sucko.
— myria101 #5399849060 2 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 Dude! What part of "I love Domward" actually gives away what happens in the fucking chapter? Settle. lol
— myria101 #5399536119 2 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 son of a bitch! Sorry.
— myria101 #5355168795 3 weeks ago
@Kortnii SORRY!!! I'll stop. Lips sealed. Shia is fucking hot. That is all.
— myria101 #5354979284 3 weeks ago
@WhitAMcClellan fucking sweet!!! Our party galaxy has the big Gene Simmons boot.
— myria101 #5293096881 3 weeks ago
@BrookeLockart fucking hell. Your pitcher is killing me. Lol
— myria101 #5249114816 3 weeks ago
What the FUCK, Yankees?!
— myria101 #5248987918 3 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 yeah mine too. =] I love my new beanie and Nikes. I'm so going to wear that shit all the time.
— myria101 #5248329669 3 weeks ago
@PhyllmeupRob lmao!! I have a screen protector on it. Fucker didn't work apparently.
— myria101 #5245435785 3 weeks ago
Fucking iPhone and your freezing up. Piss. Me. Off.
— myria101 #5213036984 3 weeks ago
@Mkenn076 This bitch be slippin! Sorry to leave you hanging. I do suck. Damn,I miss being able to text you my dirtier comments.Had a good 1.
— myria101 #5206446487 on October 27, 2009
@Mkenn076 take a fucking break, bitch!! Lol
— myria101 #5205854764 on October 27, 2009
My sister walks in and says hi to everyone around the table except my huband and I. Um, fuck you too, sister. Such a bitch.
— myria101 #5135158654 on October 24, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK!!! I didn't catalog Twilight. What the hell is wrong with me?!
— myria101 #5132071403 on October 24, 2009
@Britpcksuccubus oh fuck.
— myria101 #5116829793 on October 24, 2009
The welcome wagon gave me a whistle. Fucking Texas. Lol!! I love these guys. http://twitpic.com/ls8hl
— myria101 #4926694443 on October 16, 2009
@froggerchick Bc Sammy is the shit!! And he's fucking hot. Boy grew up. Mmm
— myria101 #4899771369 on October 15, 2009
@PinkFluffGirl I think I threw up. Bella/Esme?! Who the fuck would do that?!
— myria101 #4899544461 on October 15, 2009
@mandyvanness fuck Twitter is so annoying sometimes. It's normal.
— myria101 #4899010571 on October 15, 2009
@mandyvanness what about myria fucked? Would you block that? ;]
— myria101 #4898608775 on October 15, 2009
@AmandaDeVotchKa UNFOLLOW THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! lmao!! You ain't going anywhere!
— myria101 #4850042290 on October 13, 2009
Can we get some people in there who can catch the fucking ball?! I'm not freezing my ass off for 14-7 @ halftime! Ugh #Oklahoma #Sooners #OU
— myria101 #4768901178 on October 10, 2009
OMG!! My friend Nick Blackburn is pitching against the Yankees!! This is fucking surreal!
— myria101 #4748004783 on October 9, 2009
That was an awesome concert other than the stupid cunt who tried to fight me and Amber & Beth had to pull me off her. I hate tween bitches!
— myria101 #4596025094 on October 3, 2009
@Mkenn076 hey bitch!! Miss yo sexay ass!
— myria101 #4564405513 on October 2, 2009
@froggerchick it's rejecting my shit like crazy now! Lmao!! The good stuff too. Damn it!!
— myria101 #4562502839 on October 2, 2009
@green_i_girl Just got asked if I wanted a pickle. Pffttt!! Obviously that bitch don't know who she talkin' to! ;) that's SistaPickles!!
— myria101 #4559147850 on October 2, 2009
@tby789 Overtime outtake... holy shit. I left some love. Dayum.
— myria101 #4557947619 on October 2, 2009
Fuck. Big boss just mentioned my lip piercing and said I need to wear something over it to cover it. That's just great.
— myria101 #4555615341 on October 2, 2009
@froggerchick read um.... I'm reading The Trip Home by @mskathy and it's way lemony if you like polyslash? I do and it's hot as fuck. Lol
— myria101 #4526921096 on October 1, 2009
@froggerchick I would know about hood fucks. Ifyouknowwhatimsayin. Lmao!! I can wait a week for an epic 12k word hood fuck. @hunterhunting
— myria101 #4526547049 on October 1, 2009
