@kaydee1005 If you meet @CorrinaTFF before me then Ima be one jealous bitch!! Lol @Risbee
— myria101 #10748238323 3 hours ago
I'm sweating... I can't watch this shit.
— myria101 #10707979050 22 hours ago
@sassysam2121 There's a bigger one than the one they're talk.... HOLY SHIT!!!!!
— myria101 #10707969287 22 hours ago
(c) and you're like "shit, I wanted to hear that other song" and go find it? Does me and that's what I do. Shuffle is pointless sometimes.
— myria101 #10641136671 2 days ago
@green_i_girl I KNOW!!! when he said that was "Chachee" or whatever I was like "fuck no!! It's Sam!!" and almost started crying again. Ugh!!
— myria101 #10595471546 3 days ago
Omg now one of his work buddies is claiming Sam!!! Son of a bitch!! He's not taking my dog!!! Grr!!
— myria101 #10594939655 3 days ago
Text from G: You get to eat AQ chicken and drive bumble bee, this is horse shit!! <-- ahaha!! Suck it!! Be jealous!! (@MeHeartU2)
— myria101 #10402971159 1 week ago
Bahaha!! RT @kaydee1005 yes. this! RT @green_i_girl: myria101 you're fucking awesome.
— myria101 #10353816068 1 week ago
@MeHeartU2 Shut the fuck up, Krys! Lmao!! I'm so kicking your ass this weekend when I see you. @jakepatrol @EternalNessie Ignore her please.
— myria101 #10347032749 1 week ago
♬ 'Stu's Song' - Ed Helms ♪ *..but if he's been murdered by some crystal meth tweakers then we're shit outta luck* http://twitpic.com/17znx9
— myria101 #10345192068 1 week ago
@green_i_girl For real. Stay with the blood sucker, bitch!! Lmao!!
— myria101 #10301131217 1 week ago
#nowplaying Shit Song [Interlude] ♪ Kate Nash http://bit.ly/9QH65R in iPod app via @twitbird
— myria101 #10258076898 1 week ago
@SethPatrol You did NOT just pull out a Graduate quote on me. ::laughing my fucking ass off::
— myria101 #10108022559 2 weeks ago
@SethPatrol what the fuck? You fucked Quil's mom?
— myria101 #10107712800 2 weeks ago
@SethPatrol @MeHeartU2 You fuck all the time. Lol
— myria101 #10107243408 2 weeks ago
Fuck I love this movie so hard.
— myria101 #10100355604 2 weeks ago
RT @Aimee_B_Loved Shatroulette: The process of figuring out which nasty son of a bitch dropped a deuce and didn't flush.
— myria101 #10053474035 2 weeks ago
@ARenee363 Holy shit. Is that from your husband?
— myria101 #9945098646 2 weeks ago
JIMMY!!!!! Fuck he's adorable.
— myria101 #9912958617 2 weeks ago
@MeHeartU2 @JakePatrol IKR? it's fucking hot. See why I dreamt about that mofo? TayLaut is ridic. Unf!!
— myria101 #9755633056 3 weeks ago
Done that. RT @PinkFluffGirl You know the moment where you see yourself and go SHIT I LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER!!!? I had that moment today. FML.
— myria101 #9753207497 3 weeks ago
I just jizz'd my pants. When/how did I miss this? Fuck she's hot. Makes it even better with steel. UNF to KStew!! http://bit.ly/aepLMW
— myria101 #9705756611 3 weeks ago
@StormClaudi BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! omg I hate you so much right now. (read I'm a jealous bitch)
— myria101 #9661905576 3 weeks ago
@StormClaudi Yeah, I was too. I still can't believe I was like"Oh hey, Jackson... blah blah blah" like we were bfff's & shit. I was shaking.
— myria101 #9660789852 3 weeks ago
@gmoney3074 Shit I forgot. Have fun, babe. When will the game be over? Call me if you need a ride home.
— myria101 #9546405677 3 weeks ago
RT @mayhemmiller Pumped about Olympic hockey-rooting for team Canada!Until the gold medal match where USA is gonna smoke you fucking hosers!
— myria101 #9546207088 3 weeks ago
Ohmigawd!! There are now nails flying. I can't handle this shit. I will throw up! Unattached hair and nails make me sick to my stomach.
— myria101 #9404600533 on February 20, 2010
I don't understand why people can't just wait in a line calmly and quietly. Why bitch? It's not going to help the line move faster.
— myria101 #9310176306 on February 18, 2010
@Ben_Egypt_ You are too fucking cute, Benji. ::wink:: @MeHeartU2 @Mkenn076
— myria101 #9307231444 on February 18, 2010
@Mkenn076 btw, you got it wrong. It's "I want to FUCKING taste them." get that shit right.
— myria101 #9305560096 on February 18, 2010
@Mkenn076 fucking whore! Shut up!!
— myria101 #9305490746 on February 18, 2010
Bitch. I do. RT @Mkenn076 Last text from myria101 "Um, no, but your tits look fucking edible ::motorboat::" ----- She loves me.
— myria101 #9304999495 on February 18, 2010
@Kelsie_love What about Portishead Machine Gun? I bet that is the shit!!!!
— myria101 #9302492746 on February 18, 2010
@Kelsie_love good thing I own everything KoL. Shit I'm ordering one.
— myria101 #9302222199 on February 18, 2010
@StormClaudi @stephdgray I'm the exact same way. I seriously have to tell myself to shut the fuck up. Lol
— myria101 #9257866546 on February 17, 2010
I'M MISSING CURLING FOR FUCK'S SAKE BECAUSE I'M STUCK AT WORK!!! Why does the Olympic association hate me? Play at night damn it!! #curling
— myria101 #9254530701 on February 17, 2010
@TillyWhitlock are you serious?! Fuck!! G isn't home to record it for me.
— myria101 #9254379821 on February 17, 2010
@QueenAliParker That.Is.It.Bitch!!! ::cat claws your face::
— myria101 #9254133209 on February 17, 2010
@courthale fuck I love you!! Ahahahaa!!!
— myria101 #9250463574 on February 17, 2010
@mrsalreyami Curling is the shit!!! Lol
— myria101 #9221848116 on February 16, 2010
H to the Iz O. V to the Iz A. RT @TxLiLi HAHA.....Recognize bitch, Jay to the motherfuckin Z !! ;) RT @myria101: @TxLiLi jigga who?
— myria101 #9217498446 on February 16, 2010
I love honest tattoo artists who tell you straight up that they'd do a shitty job and rec you to someone who can do what you want. :]
— myria101 #9214128857 on February 16, 2010
@MeHeartU2 Holla!! You should come spend like a whole weekend and we'll just go get fucked up at the lake the whole time. Lol
— myria101 #9170246464 on February 15, 2010
@MeHeartU2 DUDE!! That would've been the shit!! I'm 15 mins from Norman.
— myria101 #9169986065 on February 15, 2010
@MeHeartU2 fuck I love you! Lmao!
— myria101 #9169255935 on February 15, 2010
These college and pro basketball players who can't make a free throw are fucking pathetic! I can make them with my eyes closed. Practice!!
— myria101 #9166638924 on February 15, 2010
Um... I don't know those people, @froggerchick!!! I don't know who that is or what the fuck happened with twitpic!!! That's so weird. Lol
— myria101 #9119087791 on February 14, 2010
My sister isn't computer savvy. I just text her 2 pics from the Details shoot. Her reaction: Holy.Shit. That's hot!!
— myria101 #9118729473 on February 14, 2010
@TwiSherry So do I. Lol! I can't tell if it's my bad memory or if I'm just a bitch sometimes thinkng "whyTF did I follow this idiot?!" Lmao!
— myria101 #9117444990 on February 14, 2010
