That nigga Brady ws jus confused as shit... he was about 2 run 2 the Colts touchdown..lmao
— myfabolouslife #5754350932 5 days ago
#funnymartinmoment in Shenehneh shop when Shenehneh said "U gotta go 2 work on Myra's feet!" & pulled out a drill or some shit lol
— myfabolouslife #5720973150 6 days ago
#funnymartinmoment When Ol' Otis fucked up the 2 robbers at Gina crib.. "That was a love tap boy"
— myfabolouslife #5720234585 6 days ago
@ruggoisback That was a bitch ass move Santa.. U gon pay what u owe!! (Huey from Boondocks voice)
— myfabolouslife #5716266428 6 days ago
#Somayareeceis a Plan B bitch!
— myfabolouslife #5581849185 2 weeks ago
#Somayareeceis a two star bitch
— myfabolouslife #5581814501 2 weeks ago
Jus got 2 Miami.. Its windy as fuck out here.. I mean hurricane windy! Speakin of windy, imma BLOW some $ at Cameo 2nite.. Party Time!
— myfabolouslife #5523835770 2 weeks ago
I know some hood bitches that fuck for #LOL - Liquor Or Loosies...SMH
— myfabolouslife #5488311361 2 weeks ago
Would yall believe somebody jus ask me what "LOL" was... That shit deserves a trending topic...
— myfabolouslife #5487131846 2 weeks ago
Wait a minute I'm happy as fuck but how the fuck Posada get out???
— myfabolouslife #5355901833 3 weeks ago
#musicmemory 94' Bring the Pain-MethodMan.. On the bus, wit the fucked up eye, nasty leather, braids half in,half out..
— myfabolouslife #5349772934 3 weeks ago
RT @tunjii: @myfabolouslife you know the last one said #musicmondays you got excited over them Vogue<-oh shit.. I did..
— myfabolouslife #5349172698 3 weeks ago
#urboyfriendever didn't hav a job so u use him 2 do ur errands & pick u up.. #cmonson u aint got shit else 2 do..
— myfabolouslife #5299178272 3 weeks ago
#urgirlfriendever ask u "Who is that bitch!?" (Kanye shrug)
— myfabolouslife #5299056782 3 weeks ago
#classicgame Top Gun.. Fueling up was hard as shit!!
— myfabolouslife #5268859745 3 weeks ago
RT @S3SHA: #classicgame QBert !<---Oh shit!!
— myfabolouslife #5266673151 3 weeks ago
#classicgame Lakers vs. Celtics <--Sega had some shit!
— myfabolouslife #5265731575 3 weeks ago
It #shouldbeillegal 4 people 2 borrow ur car & come back wit no Gas or ur car's dirty as fuck (sorry had 2 bring it back)
— myfabolouslife #5177091147 on October 26, 2009
It #shouldbeillegal 2 leave a corner of juice in the container in the fridge. (Who the fuck wants a shot of O.J.?)
— myfabolouslife #5151000838 on October 25, 2009
RT @MarioSoulTruth #crazybabymamas will talk shit bout her baby daddy 2 her infant like he/she really understand what she talkin bout! <-tru
— myfabolouslife #5140264071 on October 24, 2009
RT @Ayvii: #crazybabymamas do shit like count the condoms in ya dresser 2 make sure none r missing
— myfabolouslife #5132601191 on October 24, 2009
RT @karinaCASH: @myfabolouslife killed ittt at FAU... shit i was moist on some groupie shit, & damn proud of it. ONLY FOR LOSOOO.
— myfabolouslife #5117661029 on October 24, 2009
http://twitpic.com/me62n - Told yall I'm so ambitious.. The all black everything continues!! Top down.. Fuck yall (pharrell voice)
— myfabolouslife #5052393429 on October 21, 2009
RT @ATLNAY #yamamaever TOLD U " And when we get in this grocery store u better not ask for shit"
— myfabolouslife #4974668568 on October 18, 2009
#yamamaever ask u where u gettin all these new clothes & shit from.. U cant say u selling drugs so u gotta say they ur friends..
— myfabolouslife #4974119201 on October 18, 2009
#yamamaever MADE u eat some shit?? MY MOMS: Ya ass gon get that liver or imma beat yo ass.. ME: This liver aint so bad...
— myfabolouslife #4973525463 on October 18, 2009
You guys r right, that sounds like a #TT.. #Fthat FUCKING FAVRE jus made a helluva pass
— myfabolouslife #4973055185 on October 18, 2009
#textthatgetnoreply "Bitch is that u in another nigga car, duckin down?" <--#cmonson, You<--#weoffthat
— myfabolouslife #4924799986 on October 16, 2009
By the way, my own shit never leaves the CD changer! lol
— myfabolouslife #4871366062 on October 14, 2009
#anybodyseen my Biggie "Life After Death" CD.. I've bought that shit 6 times.. Real Talk!
— myfabolouslife #4846784957 on October 13, 2009
#anybodyseen my Louis Vuitton flip flops??!! *SMH* I know a "scanless" bitch took them!! LOL
— myfabolouslife #4846528577 on October 13, 2009
Dont fall for this--->If we fuck 2nite, i promise #immadoit 2moro
— myfabolouslife #4792274597 on October 11, 2009
I asked this chick why does she fuck for money.. She said what else #immadoit for??.. Real Talk
— myfabolouslife #4792084684 on October 11, 2009
Excuse my language but Yo my twitter is fucked up.. Wtf is wrong wit this shit..!!!
— myfabolouslife #4713469783 on October 8, 2009
RT @ATLNAY: When u wit ur bitch it's her time when u wit @ATLNAY it's #MYTIME
— myfabolouslife #4663560658 on October 6, 2009
Fuck wit my family or my money.. That's #theway to get ya ass beat!
— myfabolouslife #4615788571 on October 4, 2009
I'm young by #theway, the one by #theway, I aint trippin I jus do this shit for fun by #theway (jeezy voice)
— myfabolouslife #4614785584 on October 4, 2009
I'm workin on a non profit org., I'm gonna sell these clothes 4 cheap & give the money 2 da foundation.. I didn't know I had this much shit
— myfabolouslife #4545357118 on October 1, 2009
#yungbergshead is a bitch... and thats why NIggas jus wanna hit it...
— myfabolouslife #4502306459 on September 30, 2009
Jus wanted 2 drop some real shit on yall.. not jus Trending Topics goin in.. But b back later to go in!!
— myfabolouslife #4478426459 on September 29, 2009
I use'ta think even if i lost all fame & fortune as a rap star, i would b like hey fuck it.. i was jus a boy from brooklyn who lucked up..
— myfabolouslife #4477862181 on September 29, 2009
what up my twiggas... Saw the end of Casino last nite & Ginger had me pissed off.. Ginger is the new word 4 "bitch" Ex. aint that a ginger!
— myfabolouslife #4476978108 on September 29, 2009
U twiggas r such a bad influence.. No support.. Just "Fuck Therapy, go in on somebody".. "We need a t.topic".. I feel a relapse comin on..
— myfabolouslife #4381502255 on September 25, 2009
@mousebudden I tell them my shit jus dropped & enjoy the satisfaction of lettin them know that ure not the big fan u say u are! Liar lol..
— myfabolouslife #4381144183 on September 25, 2009
I'm up 4 no reason.. Got some more shit 4 my twiggas tho... Listen to this New Freck Billionaire.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQS_JTsL
— myfabolouslife #4168269284 on September 22, 2009
RT @NINAontheRise: RT @myfabolouslife: RT @MrEdLover: #Iheardbowwow sits on a phone book to drive! Booooooo <--oh shit she Booo @mredlover
— myfabolouslife #4156620405 on September 21, 2009
#sorrybowwow I'll never let a bitch LIL BoW WoW Me! Cuz imma Hood Nigga!!
— myfabolouslife #4149151154 on September 21, 2009
@nigel_d Yo ya man has know idea the kinda shit he jus stepped in.. Twitter will b fun 4 the nex couple days
— myfabolouslife #4140050975 on September 20, 2009
@seriusjones I know.. I'm cool.. This shit don't bother me.. I'm keepin these people entertained..
— myfabolouslife #4139967346 on September 20, 2009
