Looks like the admin department is going to be introduced to the world of - "do some fucking work"!
— mrpower #8804454092 19 hours ago
Ooh, Falconer understands how newspapers work. Fucking amazing. #bbcqt
— mrpower #8652421542 4 days ago
Pissing in a beer glass. That's nothing. It's when they SHIT in it we need to get upset. #bbcqt
— mrpower #8652223591 4 days ago
Man in yellow T-shirt claims the cabinet definitely wasn't misled! Who the fuck is he? Twat. SHUT UP!
— mrpower #8652071470 4 days ago
Liddle wasn't arrested for "BEATING UP his pregnant girlfriend". Using that terminology shows just what a stupid, nasty cunt Sunny is.
— mrpower #8647851505 4 days ago
Planning is to "protect the environment we live in" but instead of a house he could have built a huge fuck-off cow shed! http://is.gd/7DrZj
— mrpower #8600215050 5 days ago
@PoliticsPenguin Britain was fucked in the late 70s. Firms like British Leyland were a joke. We were on the skids.
— mrpower #8465148530 1 week ago
OMG! Margaret Beckett AND John Bolton on Newsnight. It's a fucking horror movie!
— mrpower #8387429466 1 week ago
How the fuck can squirting smelly chemicals into the air make it 'fresher'. If you want it 'fresher' open a fucking window! No?
— mrpower #8385645089 1 week ago
Fuck fashion history. The history of the waist has remained constant. It's situated ABOVE the pelvis.
— mrpower #8382892672 1 week ago
Should you wear your pants slung low? Only if you want to look like a complete twat. http://bit.ly/9ZGysY
— mrpower #8382821017 1 week ago
Mealy mouthed bollocks from Alex Smith. http://ow.ly/11UpL@LabourList Manages to be almost as slippery as Blair. We KNOW the reasons matey.
— mrpower #8382642422 1 week ago
Well, just get dressed, you lazy bitch! http://bit.ly/aNBZP8
— mrpower #8341796837 2 weeks ago
Email from Computer Warehouse offering to reserve an iPad for a £100 deposit. Too bad I wouldn't touch them with a shitty stick.
— mrpower #8300018387 2 weeks ago
@bigdaddymerk Ha, ha. I hate all that bollocks. I miss the old Lyons Corner Houses with their giant tea pots and miserable old ladies.
— mrpower #8299126208 2 weeks ago
Message from Ebayer. 'I was wondering how much you want for the car". It's a fucking auction, moron! Place a bid.
— mrpower #8299064930 2 weeks ago
I love comments like this from: "USDecliningDollar" - "My prediction = iFlop" http://bit.ly/9xbdZH And who the fuck are YOU? A nobody.
— mrpower #8298487801 2 weeks ago
@George__Knight And that car is supplied via Motorbility for his mother's disability and subsidised by our fucking taxes at 40% Scam!
— mrpower #8296579985 2 weeks ago
@George__Knight What pisses me off about him is that he is so irresponsible that he might well kill or injure someone else one day. Twat!
— mrpower #8296464111 2 weeks ago
Shorter Goldsmith: "It's illegal". "It's illegal". "Yep, still illegal". "Oh, hang on..." "It's Legal! ". Yay! "Don't say Fuck or Bugger!"
— mrpower #8278431976 2 weeks ago
Feel like shit. Either coming down with something (again), ate something that upset me or it's an unusual reaction to my injection. Bed!
— mrpower #8207333411 2 weeks ago
@loveandgarbage Yes, there is definitely something of Dad's Army about the dopey twat for sure. :-))
— mrpower #8160736678 2 weeks ago
The Daily Mail's "Femail Today" side panel is my idea of what hell must be like. Who the fuck ARE these people? Is this what women read?
— mrpower #8160674497 2 weeks ago
Boy, oh, boy, I'm going to laugh my arse off when this shit finally hits the fan. http://bit.ly/4xe7M1
— mrpower #8146481378 2 weeks ago
@JamieSport Jacobson is a loathesome twat who spouts bollocks. That's my Twitter elegance contribution.
— mrpower #8130712389 2 weeks ago
Go stab yourself, (again) you offensive miserable, fat twat. http://bit.ly/8dijY8
— mrpower #7935244905 3 weeks ago
RT @SimonBishop: It's nice to see Pat Butcher back in #EastEnders after her trampolining holiday in Haiti. Hahaha! Oh, fuck, I'm choking.
— mrpower #7917324806 3 weeks ago
@DiscyDave Shit! Must be getting ready to fight off the cull that's been announced recently! :-)
— mrpower #7881214754 3 weeks ago
The Tories marriage tax proposals are just silly bollocks. And the Labour taunts of 'social engineering' are risible. Damn them both!
— mrpower #7880079289 3 weeks ago
Looking at the nonsense exchanges between Labour and Tories lately only convinces me that they are all fucking useless twats.
— mrpower #7879929199 3 weeks ago
@chickyog Ah, yes, that rings a bell!. My memory is fucked!
— mrpower #7744365828 on January 14, 2010
And a warning to any other cunt out there that thinks sitting at a computer gives them carte blanche to insult me - fucking well watch out!
— mrpower #6378544212 on December 5, 2009
@stealthmunchkin So I'm a racist, eh? You have no idea just what a twat you've just made yourself look. Please just GO AWAY!
— mrpower #6378306575 on December 5, 2009
Complete bollocks. The board would have to quit because of shareholder's interests?! WTF? RBS is 70% owned by US! http://bit.ly/FWzE
— mrpower #6283718295 on December 2, 2009
Semen related costs run into the thousands? Jeez, what the fuck do the guys at the University of Michigan ejaculate?! http://bit.ly/6ZoBaq
— mrpower #6197726327 on November 30, 2009
RT @rowansingh: Idea for a new Gillette Ad. Tiger Woods appears and says "Fuck me, that was a close shave!"
— mrpower #6150026186 on November 28, 2009
Helicopter footage above Tiger Woods's house on the news this evening. Oh, for fuck's sake. Get a grip!
— mrpower #6149982455 on November 28, 2009
I really can't be arsed to watch that mad fucking woman and the fat fuck sitting next to her. I've switched it off. I actually hate #bbcqt
— mrpower #6095115497 on November 26, 2009
The only place I'd like to see that fat cunt Faulkner is on a pig roast with an apple shoved in his lying, toadying, arrogant GOB! #bbcqt
— mrpower #6094950520 on November 26, 2009
Then, some clever twat decided to place child protection services under the control of education, hence OFSTED now does inspections.
— mrpower #6003515531 on November 24, 2009
And why are all the officers as thick as shit? Is it a requirement?
— mrpower #5988088715 on November 23, 2009
UK Border Force makes my blood boil. Soft targets. People working their arses off to survive and these fucking jobsworths charge in. C*nts!
— mrpower #5988064704 on November 23, 2009
Panorama useless as usual. Hand-wringing over the use of the joint enterprise law. It's soooo unfair! Fuck you. Walk away, dudes!
— mrpower #5986863097 on November 23, 2009
Feel like shit. Has my flu returned? I did say having it was better than the depressing aftermath. Damn, I'm gonna regret saying that.
— mrpower #5972115907 on November 23, 2009
@mikecane 50grand a gallon?! Jeez. I'm worth a fucking fortune. And so is my wife. hahahahahah.
— mrpower #5899571836 on November 20, 2009
@pchallinor I'd consider it a badge of honour to be sacked by that sad twat.:)
— mrpower #5893311062 on November 20, 2009
Alan Whicker is on BBC 2. The perfect antidote to QT bollocks.
— mrpower #5663979959 on November 12, 2009
Iain Dale calls Will Self, a man who's boots Dale isn't fit to lick , a 'self-important prick'. What a cunt. @iaindale
— mrpower #5663098909 on November 12, 2009
Brown's letter? It is utterly simple. You have the respect for the recipient of your letter to GET THE FUCKING THING RIGHT! No excuses.
— mrpower #5662745275 on November 12, 2009
