I try to avoid the blogs of our two great political bloggers, Dale and Staines. But, by fuck, aren't they bloody awfully designed?
— mrpower #22719970081 1 day ago
Fucking bunch of cunts at Liverpool Victoria car insurance. Avoid the useless twats at all costs. You have been warned.
— mrpower #22693560684 2 days ago
Will has just left for his college induction. A tiny step closer to him earning a living? And paying for his own fucking car crashes!
— mrpower #22688099618 2 days ago
The Satchi campaign was spot on. Blair does have evil eyes. In every photo he looks scarily bonkers. Mad, egotistical cunt.
— mrpower #22685095781 2 days ago
@SimonMagus It's going to be over 3 grand. And all because the dopey bastard ran out in front of a car!
— mrpower #22646290100 2 days ago
And what the fuck is a "neat" killing? And why does it indicate a hit job? So he wasn't macheted to death then? Jeez.
— mrpower #22517980811 4 days ago
@mikecane All this type of stuff is just a replacement for religion driven shit. Another form of puritanism.
— mrpower #22516447390 4 days ago
RT @SimonMagus: I don't get really cross but these guys can just fuck off http://bit.ly/cJm6TY Bringing blandness to a store near you!
— mrpower #22516123959 4 days ago
@daveweeden I was brought up a Catholic, so guilt can go fuck itself, as far as I'm concerned.
— mrpower #22513602838 4 days ago
Oh, fuck off! http://is.gd/eLjXg What a pile of old drivel from this north-London god-botherer.
— mrpower #22513246757 4 days ago
The owners MAY be charged?! They should be in fucking custody already! Cunts. http://is.gd/eLctd
— mrpower #22508694475 4 days ago
Johann Hari is such a twat. End of message.
— mrpower #22461592383 4 days ago
Abbas And Palestinians Should Die, says former Sephardi Chief Rabbi of Israel. http://is.gd/eJUau Nasty old cunt.
— mrpower #22442434962 5 days ago
What a load of old tosh. The washing machine is only ever going to do one thing - wash fucking clothes. http://is.gd/eJQDT
— mrpower #22438494319 5 days ago
@timalmond Frankly, Thompson comes across as an arrogant, irritating twat.
— mrpower #22341678372 6 days ago
Just saw Mark Thompson on telly. Fuck me he's got a shiny bonce. Someone really should have powdered his pate before he went on stage.
— mrpower #22338673874 6 days ago
What a load of bollocks this "spy" murder is producing. He wasn't killed because of his job. It wasn't a "hit". End of. http://is.gd/eGSdx
— mrpower #22277987089 6 days ago
Weekend guests arriving after lunch. Lots to do and I feel like shit. Bugger. I better make a start. TTFN
— mrpower #22252031877 1 week ago
Is it too early for a large rum and coke? No, fuck it.
— mrpower #22182683244 1 week ago
I really don't want to spend today sorting out insurance bollocks. If only my son could take a bend without driving into a fucking ditch!
— mrpower #22182613314 1 week ago
@mikecane I thought a large reputable company would act differently from a small shitty one. Yes, silly of me, I know :-(
— mrpower #22179261311 1 week ago
Older women discriminated against on TV? Bloody hell, Mary Berry must be 90 if she's a day. Looks like a fucking tortoise.
— mrpower #22026956606 1 week ago
And if those whinging about bin cat haven't made a generous donation to the Pakistan disaster fund I suggest they just SHUT THE FUCK UP!
— mrpower #22019483856 1 week ago
@mikecane Pint of vodka guy said he didn't like the way the doctor treated him. "Pushing him" to stop drinking. Too harsh! Fuck off then!
— mrpower #21942278902 1 week ago
It's not liver transplants these people need it's fucking BRAIN transplants.
— mrpower #21941277345 1 week ago
They'll be copyrighting the details of the crime next. Fuck off! http://is.gd/eyeWS
— mrpower #21895623924 2 weeks ago
One was a psychopathic nonce and they both enjoyed fighting and fucking each other. Eastenders, eh? http://is.gd/eyamc
— mrpower #21893682060 2 weeks ago
Pam Geller is a dopey, evil, cunt.
— mrpower #21863401213 2 weeks ago
It's DOSH they need, not a fucking Twibbon, FFS. http://twibbon.com/join/Labour-Party-2
— mrpower #21854828599 2 weeks ago
RT @SimonMagus: What does the term "spoiled children" spring to mind http://is.gd/ewZfT < < Donating their shit. Yep, sounds about right.
— mrpower #21851704385 2 weeks ago
RT @buzzflash: Has the Greed of Our Species Put Us on the Road to Extinction?http://bt.io/FrWh <<Ooooooer, the end is nigh! Bollocks.
— mrpower #21842963362 2 weeks ago
Still feeling mega pissed off this morning. Seeing the vet this afternoon about Charlie's failed op. More fucking expense, no doubt. Grrrr.
— mrpower #21815467749 2 weeks ago
I'm flattered http://is.gd/evVuW Oh, hang on it's a fucking bracelet. :-(
— mrpower #21813514097 2 weeks ago
@Mrs_Penguin I'm playing Sultans Of Swing for about the sixteenth time in a row. Loud! Fuck the neighbours. :-)
— mrpower #21773198907 2 weeks ago
RT @channel4news: Wikileaks founder Assange rape warrant dropped http://bit.ly/cEPj5q << Up to the minute news, eh? Fuck. http://is.gd/euRje
— mrpower #21771611473 2 weeks ago
I'm on my second very large Cuba Libre and it won't be my last. What a shitty fucking day it's been. Grrrr!
— mrpower #21770988486 2 weeks ago
I've has one (fairly minor) accident in 43 years of driving. He's been driving for 16 months and written off two fucking cars!
— mrpower #21735382993 2 weeks ago
Guy who gets free accommodation with his job rents out his old house for money! Shock. http://is.gd/etFmj Big fucking deal 3
— mrpower #21730374019 2 weeks ago
Is there a more utterly irrelevant news story than the one claiming pisshead Charles Kennedy might join the labour party? Big fucking deal 2
— mrpower #21730216571 2 weeks ago
The NHS consultancy bill is the equivalent of a million pound a year business spending £3,000. Big fucking deal!
— mrpower #21730100250 2 weeks ago
Absolutely, fucking unbelievable. It was THEIR choice to investigate Gosling. What a bunch of twats. http://is.gd/erIcM I despair.
— mrpower #21671610867 2 weeks ago
Why is Blair pulling this charity stunt? He's seen the fucking awful sales figures for Gordon Brown's awful book. That's why.
— mrpower #21328885864 2 weeks ago
Even when Blair's doing something charitable he somehow manages to be a self serving, unrepentant, egotistical cunt.
— mrpower #21312423844 3 weeks ago
@obotheclown I could do with the district nurse coming around to read my book to me. Fucking NHS!
— mrpower #21309274360 3 weeks ago
RT @obotheclown: Blogging: Get fucked! http://tinyurl.com/2b8453p < Brass rubbings. Read it!
— mrpower #21299655015 3 weeks ago
Is Laurie Penny for real? http://diigo.com/0cadi What a load of overblown bollocks. Grow up, you silly young woman.
— mrpower #21256978547 3 weeks ago
@mikecane Hi MIke. Yeah, still clinging to life! :-) Feel like shit, though and still in pain. Just taking it easy for now. I'll be back!
— mrpower #21211942826 3 weeks ago
Tweeting will be light or non-existent for a couple of days while I recover. How the fuck does anyone sleep in hospital?! Bedlam.
— mrpower #20971418872 3 weeks ago
Via @CathElliott: Angry vagina? http://bit.ly/c0VBXh Ahem, load of bollocks, more like.
— mrpower #20885858801 3 weeks ago
