@thevanillabear Oh wow, that's fucking awesome.
— mistystiletto #5721290612 6 days ago
@MalinMrsTorres If you whine about missing him over that weekend, I may have to bitch slap some sense into you, woman.
— mistystiletto #5688152463 1 week ago
Well that was shit. Yet again. How did we not win?? #lfc
— mistystiletto #5570298982 2 weeks ago
The whole of Liverpool is gonna kiss him!!!! FUCK YES RT @dirtytackle: Wow, hideous dive by Ngog and he gets a penalty. Rafa better kiss him
— mistystiletto #5569682817 2 weeks ago
Looking at photos of last night on FB. Fucking brilliant!!
— mistystiletto #5505507655 2 weeks ago
Wish I could learn to stop being a dick. Got out and realised I had the wrong bank cars. Now having to walk jhome alone to get it. Fuck.
— mistystiletto #5491652811 2 weeks ago
I DO NOT WANT TO RELY ON MATHEMATICS TO GO THROUGH. JUST FUCKING WIN LIVERPOOL. PLEASE. #LFC
— mistystiletto #5430786904 2 weeks ago
YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? Oh this ref is gonna piss me off #lfc
— mistystiletto #5428654463 2 weeks ago
Shit, only 4% battery left and I can't find my phone charger. Hope I've just left it at home and not dropped it out in the rain.
— mistystiletto #5427899468 2 weeks ago
Oh Nando, I fucking love you; http://tinyurl.com/yfhqdfd <3 <3
— mistystiletto #5376959793 3 weeks ago
@TuttoBene OMG that's fucking huge. Damn you and your food talk.
— mistystiletto #5369128922 3 weeks ago
@FloellaSmirnoff 13 DAYS TILL I SEE JONNY. YES, JONNY FUCKING WILKINSON!!! AHHHHH!! (and I'm quite excited to see you and Lyndsay too)
— mistystiletto #5350793175 3 weeks ago
@gina_pina_14 OH MY HOLY HOT GOD FUCKING DAMN!! *licks screen reeeal good* I WANT THAT MAN!!!! UNNNFFFF!
— mistystiletto #5301371132 3 weeks ago
Fucking have it!! Insua you Tevez-a-like beauty!! (2 words i never thought would be in same sentance..) Thanks @LeloB for updates :)
— mistystiletto #5239395156 3 weeks ago
Oh Liverpool you mess with my emotions so fucking much. Ahmaaaazing.
— mistystiletto #5157279661 on October 25, 2009
@pauljchambers He's Spanish, rolling around on the floor no doubt... Wow, I gotta stop being a bitch. He's injured, busted hamstring.
— mistystiletto #5148374774 on October 25, 2009
@DanielleJordanx http://www.justin.tv/lolodsf shit and delayed, but best I've found so far.
— mistystiletto #5147780823 on October 25, 2009
@veneziana I just don't get it. Who in the US will even know who she is?? Craaaazy shit. Can't wait to see it though heh heh!!
— mistystiletto #4974451287 on October 18, 2009
My opinion of Skins 3 - it sucked. Buut I fancy the fuck outta Freddie so was worth d/ling & paying for most the episodes twice. Kinda.
— mistystiletto #4974181857 on October 18, 2009
Stupid wank Manure fan writing on my FB status. Just get a fucking life will you?! Grr.
— mistystiletto #4945627568 on October 17, 2009
Home now, going to make a fuck off huge bacon roll. Bacon makes everything better, right @gigglepops ?
— mistystiletto #4945378318 on October 17, 2009
@aristeia And they showed the kid that threw it on the pitch on tv. Poor guy is gonna get abused to fuck.
— mistystiletto #4944629785 on October 17, 2009
@SteveHealy I know, I'm such a let down, I need to hardcore up. The party I was at was pretty shit so decided it wasn't worth the hangover.
— mistystiletto #4932658029 on October 16, 2009
@TuttoBene Yeah it was pretty shit, everyone just kept making me do funnels. I'm in the hallway now with a few people just chilling.
— mistystiletto #4927438990 on October 16, 2009
Fucking stupid fucking phone. Charging me for tv shows and then freezing half way through. Bastard thing. Grr.
— mistystiletto #4872618606 on October 14, 2009
If this bitch barges me again, I am gonna Kung Fu her arse. Grr.
— mistystiletto #4845542528 on October 13, 2009
@snrta_blue Eek! Yes it's one of my wisdom teeth. I think it's infected, it's falling out in pieces and hurts like a motherfucker.
— mistystiletto #4827498845 on October 12, 2009
Really am so unimpressed with this stupid phone fucking up. I paid for a full episode, not 10 minutes and then nothing. Arggh.
— mistystiletto #4794296038 on October 11, 2009
Son of a bitching stupid phone. Why are you freezing half way through an episode I spent TWO FUCKING HOURS DOWNLOADING??!! GRRR!
— mistystiletto #4793953444 on October 11, 2009
@nandiaramos OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? YES! YES! COOOOOOOMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!
— mistystiletto #4790555932 on October 11, 2009
@Sarah812 She MIMED? Are you kidding me? How ridiculous, we know she can sing live, why not let her?!!! Crazy shit.
— mistystiletto #4790403965 on October 11, 2009
@FloellaSmirnoff WHAT?? *cries* Noo :( I can't find them anywhere. Oh now I wont be able to watch it. Life is a bitch sometimes.
— mistystiletto #4789425214 on October 11, 2009
@Boy_Overboard I think the fact Olly was pretty shite is what will save them, hehe, sorry now I'm being a bitch..
— mistystiletto #4788620212 on October 11, 2009
Aaaaand, yes, my hair looks shit. Boo to bad hair.
— mistystiletto #4782654936 on October 11, 2009
Oh fuck. And now I don't know where it's gone.
— mistystiletto #4769248252 on October 10, 2009
@DanielleJordanx Gone it about 4 seconds. It was SO FUCKING GOOD!! Nom nom.
— mistystiletto #4767394510 on October 10, 2009
@Sarah812 I don't really like Pete either, but at least he's been quieter about it all. She is such a desperate twat. Never liked her.
— mistystiletto #4689806964 on October 7, 2009
@gigglepops It's for my Pattern Technology class.I already don't like the lecturer, shes a bitch. Mmm, bacccon. I want it to be factory time
— mistystiletto #4634913136 on October 5, 2009
Fuuuuuck! Just dropped ice cream down my top. Cold cold fucking cold. Brrr.
— mistystiletto #4613451898 on October 4, 2009
@aristeia @lemonstarbursts Ok Nando just needs to stop. He cannot be such a sexy bitch and expect me to keep resisting. I do not fancy him.
— mistystiletto #4608504724 on October 4, 2009
Going back to sleep. Hoping to sleep this bastard cold away :( feeling soo rough still.
— mistystiletto #4606670158 on October 4, 2009
Son of a god damn bitch. Ugh. Now I'm sick AND sad :( Come on boys, hit em right back #lfc
— mistystiletto #4605670663 on October 4, 2009
@veneziana I don't watch it because I don't want to see him in action and all smiley for RM :( bastard man broke my heart!
— mistystiletto #4564895014 on October 2, 2009
Up, dressed and on my way. Don't have the work that's due in and feel like shit, but am looking forward to the bonkers bar crawl tonight.
— mistystiletto #4492776768 on September 30, 2009
Fuck football. I'm going out.
— mistystiletto #4479883622 on September 29, 2009
I'm fucked. Very very fucked.
— mistystiletto #4429111902 on September 27, 2009
@gina_pina_14 Holy fuck, I just died. Actually died. Wow!
— mistystiletto #4429094647 on September 27, 2009
@lovelamps Good luck!! Will send all my best 'I'm fucking awesome, please employ me' vibes.
— mistystiletto #4329524609 on September 23, 2009
It's 6pm and I'm still not dressed!! I love this unemployed shit :) just had lots of cuddles with friends baby, now I think it's vodka time!
— mistystiletto #4319856250 on September 23, 2009
