That bitch. RT @simonpegg: Great, I asked my dog to tweet for me whilst I was on holiday and she said nothing. Nothing at all.
— mikalg #4842748008 on October 13, 2009
And you only paid $20 for it! RT @AndyMilonakis: Fuck man. My life is so awesome. I just won 12 dollars on a scratch off ticket.
— mikalg #4801210085 on October 11, 2009
@fattieart: Internet Explorer: "you motherfucker, load my pages NOW! <3" - How 'bout you just fix them? ;)
— mikalg #4380811966 on September 25, 2009
Andrew McCarthy called, asked you to stay away from his bitch. @markhoppus: the mannequin in the window at this lingerie store is super hot.
— mikalg #4349438378 on September 24, 2009
Buy my CD and I'll see your movie! Thanks. @diablocody: Today's box office forecast: Cloudy With A Chance of PLEASE SEE MY FUCKING MOVIE.
— mikalg #4083402425 on September 18, 2009
@actionchick I know, those 2 characters were awesome. They need to ignore those bastard sequels and make a real part 3 with those guys!
— mikalg #3802421615 on September 6, 2009
@ihatedrcox Your tweet is Bollocks!
— mikalg #3615799488 on August 28, 2009
Twitter has ZOMBIES now? Crap. @netmeg: How many Shelly Ryans do I have to kill before the bitch just DIES? #followerspam
— mikalg #3455696787 on August 21, 2009
I agree, I just bought it. My favorites are "Infinity" and "Physicist". @xsavedgex: @mikalg yes i do. ki is fucking awesome
— mikalg #3093819919 on August 2, 2009
I also have advice: Celeb tweeters who use their followers to attack people - That's a bitch move. Not naming names! ;) @0boy
— mikalg #3059528303 on July 31, 2009
This is FUCKED. Roseanne Barr dresses as Hitler, pulling "Burnt Jew" cookies from an oven. I am disgusted. http://is.gd/1US9E
— mikalg #2936731229 on July 30, 2009
WASP Flying Platform: This is FUCKING AWESOME. I want one of these. http://is.gd/1TC3u
— mikalg #2922044777 on July 29, 2009
You are one sick fuck, buddy. @danielspengies
— mikalg #2793956010 on July 23, 2009
I'm a Dane Cook Truther. Dane Cook is on the drugs! RT @danecook: "I know could have kicked the shit out of Bruce Lee." #truther
— mikalg #2744244055 on July 20, 2009
"Frankly, my dear Scarlet, I don't give a flying fuck." #1stdraftmovelines #1stdraftmovies
— mikalg #2626965243 on July 13, 2009
Now this is the type of response I welcome, guv'nah! RT @DavidNoe: @mikalg RE: hearing "Star" mix 1.0: Fuck yes, sir.
— mikalg #2588182238 on July 11, 2009
Piece of shit cahhh... I got a piece of shit car... got no cd player, only got the 8 track, whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty s...
— mikalg #2579731024 on July 10, 2009
You gave her a bloody mary. RT @mrskutcher: Is that how U speak 2 all 15 yr old girls? RT @avery1978 who cares bitch i had a turkey sandwich
— mikalg #2374089639 on June 28, 2009
If anyone were to ask why they want a second autopsy, the answer is simple. Because he's MICHAEL fucking JACKSON. That's why.
— mikalg #2361696035 on June 27, 2009
#UnFollowTheOnion Fuck you, onion. Fuck you. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Last Piece Of Michael Jackson Dies
— mikalg #2336186130 on June 25, 2009
@alyssa_milano RT@Redsox_Frank wht a Goat fcking EuroTrance loving Homo, Go suck a dick, Ure justa self promoting cunt, fuck ur shitty music
— mikalg #2306397217 on June 24, 2009
@swear_bot Fuck shit piss dick pussy cock asshole motherfucker pissface donkeycock fishtits ballcock nuts. And so's your face.
— mikalg #2242809053 on June 19, 2009
Good morning, sunshine. @trent_reznor: And fuck you, trolls. I'll tweet if I feel like it.
— mikalg #2241736241 on June 19, 2009
"People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox
— mikalg #2226137273 on June 18, 2009
I didn't notice, so good catch! Haha. RT @xsavedgex: @mikalg haha. did i write strappying? shit
— mikalg #2137069540 on June 12, 2009
Put Clint Eastwood in twitter trends for his B-Day. RT @RWZombie: Clint Eastwood's B-day! Fucking 79! #ClintEastwood
— mikalg #1982863305 on May 31, 2009
I was sure I'd click and see a kennel of golden retrievers. Zing! @AndyMilonakis: http://twitpic.com/639v9 - I fucked all of them
— mikalg #1942313670 on May 27, 2009
RT @DavidNoe: #followfirday @deadaironline because there's actually shit up on the site for people to listen to. #followfriday too
— mikalg #1884282250 on May 22, 2009
Which TWITTER employee validated you? @kirstiealley: "Yes it's the real fucking Kirstie Alley...I am VALIDATED"
— mikalg #1779594842 on May 12, 2009
The "Cloverfield" dude made it, so I WILL see it. RT @DavidNoe: ... just fucking awesome. Fan or not, you need to see this. #startrek
— mikalg #1735219488 on May 8, 2009
Who is this Hollywood Hilton bastard? What gives him the right to say stuff like this? http://onlyenemiestellthetruth.com/
— mikalg #1702031478 on May 4, 2009
Carson Daly followed me yesterday to get me to follow him, now he's not following me. What kind of shit is that?
— mikalg #1699752714 on May 4, 2009
@trent_reznor Apple only cares about artists on major labels. "Nine inch what? Never heard of them. Are they on a label? No? Fuck 'em."
— mikalg #1693239805 on May 3, 2009
@Alyssa_Milano Inspirational quote of the day: "People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox
— mikalg #1636277745 on April 27, 2009
You may be doing it wrong. You're not supposed to shit in the tub before a bath. RT @Steve_Buscemi: "taking bath... soaking inyour ownshit."
— mikalg #1596363025 on April 23, 2009
"What kind of pirates ARE you? Seriously dude, da'fuck? da'fuck?" - Cartman
— mikalg #1590560067 on April 22, 2009
@perezhilton: "The ultimate survivor??? Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Il.) is a fucking moron!!!" That's what is referred to as a "perfect idiot"
— mikalg #1477404049 on April 8, 2009
“I've got $1million in the bank. What have you got bitch?” - Classy Joaquin Phoenix http://bit.ly/Y1Vtp
— mikalg #1316720262 on March 12, 2009
I just saw a movie called "Sunshine", from Danny Boyle. My review? Holy Fucking God. Go watch this RIGHT NOW.
— mikalg #1082712705 on December 28, 2008
