@willsmith fuck i still need to buy that
— mattbuchanan #5192635684 on October 26, 2009
@garyhe you see 1d mark iv? crazy shit http://bit.ly/2YELvw
— mattbuchanan #5011697920 on October 20, 2009
@rahulio328 holy shit is that you
— mattbuchanan #4954888845 on October 17, 2009
Days that feel wasted are so fucking aggravating
— mattbuchanan #4871373351 on October 14, 2009
@jwherrman what the fuck
— mattbuchanan #4743249152 on October 9, 2009
Some annoying woman in Trader Joe's claimed I mowed her down with my bag. I told her it's too bad I wasn't packing heavier shit
— mattbuchanan #4635038972 on October 5, 2009
@Ronnie04 fuck adobe air
— mattbuchanan #4535259940 on October 1, 2009
@nickbilton @blam i do wonder what the interest level would be in nerds fucking
— mattbuchanan #4529072489 on October 1, 2009
RT @jwherrman: RT @jesusdiaz: @mattbuchanan Fucker, I'm only 40.
— mattbuchanan #4349755276 on September 24, 2009
it ate my fucking background too!
— mattbuchanan #4070615694 on September 17, 2009
seriously, i can't fucking see anything.
— mattbuchanan #4061281739 on September 17, 2009
eyes still all fucked up from falling asleep in contacts. like i have cataracts
— mattbuchanan #4059008464 on September 17, 2009
i think something is inside me clawing out my fucking intestines
— mattbuchanan #4037506998 on September 16, 2009
how the fuck did it get to be nearly midnight? seriously, fuck.
— mattbuchanan #4021858867 on September 15, 2009
the zune software really is gorgeous. and so fucking fast.
— mattbuchanan #4021260039 on September 15, 2009
Holy shit it feels awesome outside in ny
— mattbuchanan #3982596190 on September 14, 2009
@jesusdiaz fuck I still need to go there
— mattbuchanan #3959717214 on September 13, 2009
fuck, my plane gets in an hour later than i thought, so i won't make the engadget show =(
— mattbuchanan #3956960940 on September 13, 2009
uh holy fuck! shake shack near gawker office! everything has changed! forever! http://bit.ly/fUyJ7
— mattbuchanan #3921153016 on September 11, 2009
chocolate cakes grilled in orange shells? fuck yes, nom http://bit.ly/QwunK
— mattbuchanan #3920946434 on September 11, 2009
how i focus lately: listening to really shitty music on repeat (don't ask, but what i'm listening to now would make george michael cry)
— mattbuchanan #3896272292 on September 10, 2009
Advantage of navigating crowds in GA: everybody is fat and slow as shit, and I am not
— mattbuchanan #3780237950 on September 5, 2009
Just because a coffeehouse roasts its own beans doesn't mean they're good: case in point, Columbus Coffee roasts the shit outta everything
— mattbuchanan #3764711628 on September 4, 2009
i kinda can't believe the shit i'm listening to right now
— mattbuchanan #3763065992 on September 4, 2009
@parislemon there really isn't any such thing as too much coffee. only shitty coffee or not enough.
— mattbuchanan #3741877565 on September 3, 2009
i know in-flight wi-fi is such a shitty deal but i just can't resist it. the internet is worse than smoking.
— mattbuchanan #3720808946 on September 2, 2009
one of those rare times i want the macbook's glossy screen to go fuck itself
— mattbuchanan #3406178826 on August 19, 2009
fuck, i want this fatty crab fried chicken so bad. more than momofuku's, maybe: http://bit.ly/Hj1cM
— mattbuchanan #3394591627 on August 18, 2009
one reason i can't wait to get back to ny from tx: a decent macchiato. i'm so fucked when i leave ny forever
— mattbuchanan #3347747389 on August 16, 2009
blogging has made me so fucking ADD
— mattbuchanan #3265663058 on August 12, 2009
@jesusdiaz you are going to go from "officially old" to "officially fucking old"
— mattbuchanan #3265013662 on August 12, 2009
@garyhe don't make me look like shit, yo
— mattbuchanan #3251969016 on August 11, 2009
@mahon_e you're just fucking weak
— mattbuchanan #3247377576 on August 11, 2009
@frucci what the fuck, we haven't even gotten there yet
— mattbuchanan #3233745795 on August 10, 2009
man, i can't fuckin win this week: discovered pc running like shit because broken heatsink practically fell off cpu
— mattbuchanan #3216054613 on August 9, 2009
aaaaaand my xbox just gave me the rrod. fucking shit.
— mattbuchanan #3199355971 on August 8, 2009
@jesusdiaz not today, you'll catch whatever shit is flattening my ass today. coughing actually HURTS
— mattbuchanan #3178107248 on August 7, 2009
officially sick. fuck.
— mattbuchanan #3177076448 on August 7, 2009
i think i'm getting sick. fuck.
— mattbuchanan #3166492546 on August 6, 2009
@jcg1483 app store approval process. a guy was very unironically annoyed nokia is still making gsm phones. FUCK.
— mattbuchanan #2915339262 on July 29, 2009
best comment i've seen today: "stupid ass nokia, a GSM Phone in 2009? FUCK."
— mattbuchanan #2915245599 on July 29, 2009
@mattduckor but i will die so fat and so fucking happy, at least if i make it to the frozen foie gras
— mattbuchanan #2864830788 on July 26, 2009
it's after 8pm? fuck.
— mattbuchanan #2748435673 on July 20, 2009
iphoto's flickr management is terribly shitty
— mattbuchanan #2727443298 on July 19, 2009
i somehow managed to fuck up my back just sitting here. what the hell
— mattbuchanan #2695570060 on July 17, 2009
do these non-starbucks starbucks have less shitty coffee too? http://bit.ly/anlTg
— mattbuchanan #2693070732 on July 17, 2009
holy shit eddie money just came on itunes
— mattbuchanan #2670770391 on July 16, 2009
@phonescooper ahahaha what the shit
— mattbuchanan #2652146872 on July 15, 2009
where the fuck is my 50mm lens
— mattbuchanan #2601605440 on July 12, 2009
