I just yelled 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' in a fancy restaraunt with kids and parents everywhere and i'm dying of pure embarrassment. ;__;
— maryisamonster #3764565332 on September 4, 2009
What the fuck, apparently you have to be 21 to see rated R movies now at Kent Station. My brothers 20 and they wouldn't let us in!
— maryisamonster #3638451122 on August 29, 2009
GREAT WOLF LODGE HAS A FUCKING STARBUCKS. STAYING FOREVAAAAAR.
— maryisamonster #3499063764 on August 23, 2009
Cooking Mama is so anal retentive. Bitch kept making me start over when I was making donuts! Damn game.
— maryisamonster #3498007727 on August 23, 2009
Went to ticketmaster, first thing the cashier said 'warped tour ticket.' me and my mom stared at him and were like 'shit, you're good.' :o
— maryisamonster #3318595652 on August 14, 2009
I'm so fucking irritated right now.
— maryisamonster #3207040354 on August 9, 2009
Fucking great. I got a letter from the school, i didn't get enough credits so i'm still classified as a freshman. This is bullshit.
— maryisamonster #3134041736 on August 4, 2009
I feel car sick. Ewwy. Annd I'm really fucking tiredddd.
— maryisamonster #1699919393 on May 4, 2009
Who the hell wants to spend their day cleaning? I know I sure fucking don't. I hate Sundays.
— maryisamonster #1689430834 on May 3, 2009
I'm so tired that I totally fucked up those lyrics. Hahaha failure.
— maryisamonster #1687464343 on May 3, 2009
Santa you bitch, didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas listttt.
— maryisamonster #1681477292 on May 2, 2009
Obsessed was pretty sweet. Beyonce kicked white bitch's ass. Hahahaha.
— maryisamonster #1617927061 on April 25, 2009
...And I haven't done my homework. Shit. Shit. Shit.
— maryisamonster #1582021063 on April 21, 2009
My highest grade is a c+ :| and my greek chorus for drama is today. Holy fuck I'm so nervous. D:
— maryisamonster #1579652617 on April 21, 2009
I just lots some life on that ride. Holy shit. xD
— maryisamonster #1561316128 on April 19, 2009
Wow, i was in such a rush i forgot to brush my teeth. Shit.
— maryisamonster #1525198802 on April 15, 2009
Reason for need of bag: it has homework, money, and my makeup in it. I currently look like an ugly piece of shit. Awesome.
— maryisamonster #1525168940 on April 15, 2009
Fuck, i'm having the worst morning ever. Can't findmy bag, and my stupid mom wn't answer her phone to see if its in her car.
— maryisamonster #1525161872 on April 15, 2009
I'm failing three classes. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
— maryisamonster #1521285220 on April 14, 2009
Fuck, the door to get out of my neighborhood was locked :| i had to stand there until a car drove by U:<
— maryisamonster #1516672816 on April 14, 2009
PARIS MILLER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. TAKE THAT MONSTRISDFJLSDLJF OFF OFF OFF OF SDLFJSDF.
— maryisamonster #1507155260 on April 12, 2009
IT TOOK ME AND CIERA 5 TIMES TO BEAT THIS METALLICA SONG ON RB2. FUCK YOU METALLICA, WE WON. HA.HA.HA.
— maryisamonster #1479990299 on April 8, 2009
FAMILY FORCE FIVE TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING EPIC SDLJFSDJFLDS
— maryisamonster #1450289873 on April 4, 2009
Well thats just mother fucking awesome. Right when i fucking finished the essay, word freezes and i didnt save it. :|
— maryisamonster #1443642563 on April 3, 2009
I'm gonna cry if I don't find something. fucking shit cunt bitch slut lshdfksjhdf D:<
— maryisamonster #1442832558 on April 2, 2009
So fucking giddy right now, ohhh man.
— maryisamonster #1396943955 on March 26, 2009
Fuck this. I'm going to bed. fuck.
— maryisamonster #1373939333 on March 22, 2009
@rarariese this kid that lives in shelton that smells like shit looks like a monkey and has anger management problems ;__;
— maryisamonster #1364516399 on March 20, 2009
Blahhh today has been so fucking boring. I'm thirsty. Poo.
— maryisamonster #1350485959 on March 18, 2009
fucckkk, my leg still hurts so bad. And us lame freshmen are stuck in the PAC for three hours. Fucking woooo.
— maryisamonster #1336076467 on March 16, 2009
Pretty much done with notes. I just noticed that I'm pretty fucking opinionated. Haha. Hardcore.
— maryisamonster #1304103706 on March 9, 2009
Half hour of sleep. I am so. Not. Fucking happy. >:||||||
— maryisamonster #1300165007 on March 9, 2009
The snow flakes are like, the size of my fucking hand, wtf.
— maryisamonster #1298770071 on March 8, 2009
Syd:people look dumb when they shit. Me: -spits water all over computer screen and dies laughing-
— maryisamonster #1291966110 on March 7, 2009
Watching Family Guy. Should do homework. Mrs. Dragavon and my partner are going to fucking kick my ass tomorrow for not having powerpoint.D:
— maryisamonster #1272377075 on March 2, 2009
OH MY GOD A SPIDER WAS JUST HANGING ON ME WHILE I WAS STRAIGHTENING MY HAIR, NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS. SDJLFSDFJLSD DDDD:
— maryisamonster #1249386527 on February 25, 2009
Can't find my fucking wallet. Shitfuckcrap.
— maryisamonster #1243807254 on February 23, 2009
MOM BOUGHT MOAR COFFEE. FUCK YES. Tomorrow shall be a good morning, just for that reason.
— maryisamonster #1243781918 on February 23, 2009
Gonna dieeee. I hope I didn't fuck up my back too bad. D: I don't even know what the fuck I did. Ugh.
— maryisamonster #1228362054 on February 19, 2009
This break from school is lame. I need to get a fucking life. lkdfjgldfkgj.
— maryisamonster #1225269774 on February 18, 2009
Fucking fuck fuck. My back is still killing me. Gonna have mom call the chiropractor or whatever later. ;__;
— maryisamonster #1223911826 on February 18, 2009
Listening to COV and bored out of my fucking mind.
— maryisamonster #1211027870 on February 14, 2009
