I nominate @HealthRanger for a Shorty Award in #douchebag because he's a whiny li'l bitch who threatened to sue Shorty.
— mandydax #8100584901 on January 22, 2010
@DrRachie holy shit! It's 2012 in Australia already!? D: stay safe, my down under friends
— mandydax #4298981448 on September 22, 2009
@chebutykin @tmpgoti I've read the synopsis, and I doubt I'll like it. I didn't really give a shit about any of the characters. Maybe later.
— mandydax #3541638265 on August 25, 2009
OMFC These strawberries are fucking delicious!!! BOOYAH!!!
— mandydax #3255498184 on August 11, 2009
@amandapalmer Better if they'd spelled Freddie right. I got lots of shit from friends about that in high school. :(
— mandydax #3250721725 on August 11, 2009
@chebutykin dude punched a mecha to death. I would not fuck with him.
— mandydax #2941586820 on July 30, 2009
Also saw a CSI where two people were killed by a quack and there was shit-all they could do about it. >:(
— mandydax #2129618275 on June 12, 2009
Saw Synecdoche, NY, now am afraid to go to sleep for fear of having psychotic episode. This goes on listed for fucked-up movie night.
— mandydax #2052942984 on June 6, 2009
Banged the shit out of my shin last night. Still a bit limpy. :( Think I'll have to not run today. QQ #c25k #g25k
— mandydax #1982779109 on May 31, 2009
>@yellow_p "You yellow-bellied, lily-livered, chestnut-haired, ruddy-skinned, hazel-eyed bastard!" Is that good?
— mandydax #1891478454 on May 23, 2009
>@chebutykin Oh, shit. :(
— mandydax #1861757005 on May 20, 2009
@rebeccawatson Holy shit. Telephone version of DDOS. :O Well, they do deserve it.
— mandydax #1718629541 on May 6, 2009
And she made SIMON FUCKING COWELL say something nice! That makes, like 2 times?
— mandydax #1532610762 on April 16, 2009
@yellow_p You horny bastard.
— mandydax #1472240225 on April 7, 2009
@jefbot http://twitpic.com/22kxz - did you know? Bears shit in the woods. --planet earth
— mandydax #1324863625 on March 13, 2009
I have fucking had it with this stupid MERC Stealth keyboard and its crap buggy key reassignment software.
— mandydax #1295587285 on March 8, 2009
Go you magnificent bastard!! #kepler
— mandydax #1291551075 on March 6, 2009
@rebeccawatson Could I give a flying fuck to help fill your care bucket? ;)
— mandydax #1285611131 on March 5, 2009
Oh shit. Now I feel like an ass for putting the I-got-dumped option in that poll. D:
— mandydax #1208596294 on February 13, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/ard4m8 OMFFSM, PETA, you stupid fucking fucks. This makes me feel all stabby. >:(
— mandydax #1208413652 on February 13, 2009
@rebeccawatson They should also have to drive in this lane http://tinyurl.com/cppptx because they are shitty drivers.
— mandydax #1201144281 on February 11, 2009
Shit gotta go to work for what feels like the 9th time this week. At least it's a whole FOUR DEGREES ABOVE ZERO F! :D
— mandydax #1124791535 on January 16, 2009
a least the sick of fucking winter part. I want some fucking outdoors! Oh, that's not an adjective. *blush*
— mandydax #1109686935 on January 10, 2009
@gnomeangel Shiny shit inc!
— mandydax #1092609615 on January 2, 2009
@stannate Do not mess with this meter maid: http://tinyurl.com/9ghpfu She will kick the shit out of your sorry-ass soul.
— mandydax #1092493888 on January 2, 2009
@gypsyjr No shit. I hate that. X6
— mandydax #1066649415 on December 19, 2008
Thinking back on Charmed with WoW in mind. Piper: DING! Oh, new spell: Blow shit up! Phoebe: OMFG, I only got levitate. NERF PIPER!
— mandydax #1039086176 on December 4, 2008
@wilw S*P nailed it: I can totally hear you saying, "Seriously, it doesn't get dickier than that shit!"
— mandydax #1037337962 on December 3, 2008
sinfest? NO! explosm? NO! youtube? NO! penny-arcade? FUCK YES! Good on ya, SFW filter. :P
— mandydax #1010674465 on November 17, 2008
