its a combination of shambolic bollocks.... i just felt it needed shortening. Works well when watching Crap Factor and shouting at TV
— lukesolomon #5746436192 6 days ago
RT @richchibuku: Bollocks. Someones pressed the winter button. (via @JamesBullock)
— lukesolomon #5565494257 2 weeks ago
All of parties involved in debate were descendants of or married to immigrant families. Including myself. What the fuck....
— lukesolomon #5518100697 2 weeks ago
@jonnybrittin work it bitch
— lukesolomon #5338329905 3 weeks ago
I wish @damianlazarus would post his fave gay rapper...that's some funny shit.....or pee as the case maybe..
— lukesolomon #4503922327 on September 30, 2009
The band that is...not some weirdo spiritual shit...not that spiritualists are weirdos of course.....
— lukesolomon #4324672266 on September 23, 2009
Fuck t-shirts let's do tweet shirts ... Much cheaper....
— lukesolomon #4085564989 on September 18, 2009
@Bethemediauk you are obviously not visiting th M and S Moto ones. Buy your food and eat it in the car. Fuck them Road Chef fools..
— lukesolomon #4083581730 on September 18, 2009
@peteheller yep, shit jazz...at least I think thats a genre...I have definitely heard some.
— lukesolomon #3826161081 on September 7, 2009
@ewanpearson I use auratones...but they not really multimedia...shit though.....which is good
— lukesolomon #3538591243 on August 25, 2009
NB: Twitter is also great for talking shit and taking the piss...
— lukesolomon #3532946355 on August 25, 2009
@hassinator69 dude...i love that shit....it makes me feel so much better about my job.
— lukesolomon #3519470957 on August 24, 2009
What's with peeps posting Jamie Jones album up for download b4 its even out ? Fuck with the majors not with the foot soldiers....
— lukesolomon #3518257040 on August 24, 2009
@battyrymer is crack illegal? shit......
— lukesolomon #3360529869 on August 17, 2009
not too sure what this article is trying to say....you mean we have to actually go to work now? bollocks...
— lukesolomon #3110471417 on August 3, 2009
I really don't like Ugly betty. Not because she's ugly. Just because i think the whole program is shit....
— lukesolomon #3056328903 on July 31, 2009
@lukesolomon Thread on page with quote "now can he apologise for being a twat?" ho ho....
— lukesolomon #2911252651 on July 29, 2009
Bit late now. Cameron I hold you fully responsible for blown tweeters..twat
— lukesolomon #2908967442 on July 29, 2009
David Cameron says sorry for 'twat' comment during radio interview http://bit.ly/41nsJT (via @guardiantech)
— lukesolomon #2908955246 on July 29, 2009
Video: David Cameron: 'Too many twits make a twat' http://bit.ly/FA4PG (via @guardiantech)
— lukesolomon #2908626599 on July 29, 2009
@Glastonbury_RT WTF ! Do people really still say shit like that!!!
— lukesolomon #2870275592 on July 27, 2009
@lukesolomon Shit-had tears in my eyes.Been crossing the town to deliver the joke:)Salami Inc.says thank you...ahahaha:) (via @Xenbel) x
— lukesolomon #2856284311 on July 26, 2009
@kenecb I do, I am fucking hilarious..still no use...
— lukesolomon #2793044700 on July 23, 2009
Moved on to Prince , that didn't work. Back to Billie Jean video. Bollocks, here we go again.. Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Count em'
— lukesolomon #2362201625 on June 27, 2009
@edcartwright Hot shit. Love it....
— lukesolomon #2362151950 on June 27, 2009
@jupitusphillip bollocks
— lukesolomon #2295871192 on June 23, 2009
Apart from all the shit stuff....
— lukesolomon #2225403153 on June 18, 2009
And as for you twit police that bitch about people doing this and that else speaking out of turn. Go fuck yourselves.
— lukesolomon #2221305159 on June 18, 2009
HOLY SHIT http://bit.ly/RKOxw
— lukesolomon #2135312021 on June 12, 2009
I sometimes wonder why I live in England. Home to rain and broke shit. And moaning people. Like me. It just brings it out of you I guess..
— lukesolomon #2092994233 on June 9, 2009
Managed to get to my EU ballot before I left. Thank god I dead. BNP at the top of the list. What the fuck. I decided to go old school.
— lukesolomon #1970021222 on May 30, 2009
Stavros Flatley RULES!!! Hats off to my Cypriot brothers I so hope they win. In front of the queen would be fucking hilarious. KYPROS!
— lukesolomon #1927857882 on May 26, 2009
Shit plane films to watch include Sex Drive and Lesbian Vampire Killers. Also amazing film suprise...
— lukesolomon #1913351671 on May 25, 2009
Children make all other trivial life shit irrelevant. Apart from kidney stones.
— lukesolomon #1883583412 on May 22, 2009
Shit Robot record is going to kill it. For those asking it's not out till July and I only have a test pressing. I also don't share files...
— lukesolomon #1881027477 on May 22, 2009
I feel like I have wasted 12 weeks of my life. I sincerely hope Adam doesn't win so he doesnt have to record twoddley MOR bollocks...
— lukesolomon #1875401458 on May 21, 2009
Why oh why do they build up a whole season to then force the two finalists to sing some inspirational power pop shite. A fucking joke...
— lukesolomon #1875390284 on May 21, 2009
I shall say it again...the new Shit Robot is sick!
— lukesolomon #1862003765 on May 20, 2009
the new Shit Robot record forthcoming on DFA is a work of old school genius....LOVE IT
— lukesolomon #1815007527 on May 16, 2009
Looks good written down...now he needs an outfit.....Guess he can wear whatever the fuck he wants...
— lukesolomon #1788187354 on May 13, 2009
In 1963, a sad Pete Best changed his name by deed poll to Pete Worst, then Peter Shit, before rallying and choosing SuperPete #beatlesfacts
— lukesolomon #1783037491 on May 13, 2009
kirstens topless ambition is so very very very wrong..why on earth would BBC run shit like that
— lukesolomon #1704757353 on May 5, 2009
15 fuckin pounds for a 50cl bottle of wine at Geneva airport. No wonder all their shit is closed down . Disgraceful
— lukesolomon #1679098026 on May 2, 2009
Still got some weird eye shit going on too...
— lukesolomon #1604297720 on April 24, 2009
sounds "shit" though....
— lukesolomon #1577292616 on April 21, 2009
@damianlazarus funny face shit made me laugh..hope rehearsals go well......
— lukesolomon #1576405369 on April 21, 2009
Fuck the dryer, I'm hanging my shit on the line....
— lukesolomon #1576343095 on April 21, 2009
Just found out some sad shit right here in Mantova .... I extend my love to all those involved xxxxxxxxx
— lukesolomon #1553527497 on April 18, 2009
Shit. Just forgot about Dre. (via @olibeale) (via @Glinner)
— lukesolomon #1549929531 on April 18, 2009