I just made those strawberry pancakes my bitch. Back to bed?
— lovefromcaity #19494540492 6 days ago
For those of you planning on putting an ad out for a roommate I suggest adding "will help break shitty bedroom lock at 5am" as a quality
— lovefromcaity #17712590548 on July 4, 2010
"me bitch not you bitch." i love you @jenickole
— lovefromcaity #17458046958 on June 30, 2010
Oh fuck me. Perfect ending to my trip. My fish died. RIP Edward Cullen.
— lovefromcaity #14546561489 on May 23, 2010
Just now getting up. My sleep schedule is fucked. But I feel 100 times better than I did yesterday.
— lovefromcaity #13555573913 on May 7, 2010
I'm so fucked today. I don't feel good at all.
— lovefromcaity #13479864444 on May 6, 2010
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit that show was fucking amazing.
— lovefromcaity #8750876970 on February 6, 2010
@redefinetime they are but this girl was a loud whiney bitch threatening to kick peoples asses
— lovefromcaity #8747331014 on February 6, 2010
holy. shit. brain fried. Read and semi-analyzed 65 pages of property law. still haven't taken full notes. guess what i'm doing tomorrow.
— lovefromcaity #8527764523 on February 1, 2010
Love walking down the street in Chelsea. Get to watch gay men bitch fight and see former Americas next top model contestants walk by.
— lovefromcaity #8517062978 on February 1, 2010
can't tell if my apartment is hot or if i have a fever. fuck.
— lovefromcaity #8302353948 on January 27, 2010
well the nap was kind of a fail earlier. i'm hopped up on decongestants and feel like shit. time for property homework. :/
— lovefromcaity #8211815833 on January 25, 2010
@discoduck227 no shit. I don't care about the ladies. Sue me for wanting to talk to you and then watch dance over the phone.
— lovefromcaity #8123874433 on January 23, 2010
UGH fuck. I am going to puke during the free dance tomorrow. #teamnavboms
— lovefromcaity #8098948411 on January 22, 2010
fuck yes Meryl and Charlie!!!
— lovefromcaity #8040242145 on January 21, 2010
Feeling like a fuck up.
— lovefromcaity #7842435353 on January 16, 2010
me "ugh fuck you serenaaa..." crystal: "learn a new letter"
— lovefromcaity #7389248911 on January 4, 2010
PJs, tequila, gossip girl and a drinking game. happy fucking new year bitches,
— lovefromcaity #7258803874 on December 31, 2009
@stephiesayss crystal has a temp ID because her wallet got stollen. they wouldn't let her in on it even though it had a barcode and shit.
— lovefromcaity #7258412265 on December 31, 2009
@umCrystal ily :( WTF that was the lamest shit.
— lovefromcaity #7257933097 on December 31, 2009
@alphabetagaga I DIDN'T DO SHIT! STFU!
— lovefromcaity #7225195430 on December 31, 2009
@alphabetagaga holy shit WTF!!!
— lovefromcaity #7073190840 on December 26, 2009
@SFNatty it seriously scares the shit out of me when i turn it on!
— lovefromcaity #6677287172 on December 14, 2009
@cherrylipbalm awww nooo :( i've been coughing all night too. it's such a bitch.
— lovefromcaity #6455858495 on December 7, 2009
@cherrylipbalm yeah i just saw that. fuck. oh well.
— lovefromcaity #6343756137 on December 4, 2009
@SFNatty fucking agreed. I am pissed.
— lovefromcaity #6279490993 on December 2, 2009
It hurts. It fucking hurts. I want to crawl in my bed and just cry for the next 24 hours.
— lovefromcaity #6069494838 on November 25, 2009
Holy shit!! that was beyond amazinggggggg. Ughh @SFNatty text me
— lovefromcaity #5640400716 on November 11, 2009
uh shit how many all nighters am i gonna have to pull this week? I have to pull one tonight. I'm gonna have to pull one tomorrow night...f!!
— lovefromcaity #5606552296 on November 10, 2009
@SFNatty yes please. You would have really appreciated how much I freaked out for sputter. Holy shit their set owned
— lovefromcaity #5550287769 on November 8, 2009
It's fucking cold! Waiting outside Crazy Donkey
— lovefromcaity #5542317156 on November 8, 2009
Omg the box!!! What the fuck?
— lovefromcaity #5540006906 on November 8, 2009
It's 5:42 AM on Sunday. I'm about to go try to find caffeine, take a shower, then work on writing my memo. I am so fucking screwed.
— lovefromcaity #5529546835 on November 8, 2009
Oh god in royally fucked schoolwise for monday! About to do my reading for Monday while i'm still drunk then get up at 5:30am to write
— lovefromcaity #5521948423 on November 7, 2009
I almost got run over by a jackass riding his bike. I had the fucking right of way dumbass!
— lovefromcaity #5178273644 on October 26, 2009
@empod @umcrystal fuck yes me too
— lovefromcaity #5022923449 on October 20, 2009
@cherrylipbalm hahaha holy shit! <3 feel better bb <3 no rush at all. i probably won't get another one in tonight unless it's some miracle
— lovefromcaity #4982997365 on October 18, 2009
@alphabetagaga dude it was so funny. i don't care what the fuck you were doing. i looked away for two seconds and then BAM
— lovefromcaity #4913315657 on October 16, 2009
That nap was worth it. Now I've gotta rock out another paper. I'm feeling really shitty though :(
— lovefromcaity #4816365662 on October 12, 2009
alright. leaving to meet Nina at union square and then walk to the theatre to go see Paranormal Activity. Shit. HAHA.
— lovefromcaity #4772608318 on October 10, 2009
Guh! Come on I have class at 9am and I'm fucked up on cold meds. I will be asleep soon
— lovefromcaity #4673180233 on October 6, 2009
@alphabetagaga fuck you
— lovefromcaity #4670851427 on October 6, 2009
holy fuck how is it six o clock?! at least i'm making way on this reading despite the incessant pounding of my head.
— lovefromcaity #4638916076 on October 5, 2009
@Viva_La_Kait i am having a fucking blast
— lovefromcaity #4618633796 on October 4, 2009
Holy fuck blink! Keep rocking my world a little bit
— lovefromcaity #4617446485 on October 4, 2009
5 fucking minutes! 5 fucking minutes! WTF! Why do you care what I listen to?
— lovefromcaity #4591704648 on October 3, 2009
Black gold was fucking amazing! Dessert time then downloading the album them bed maybe
— lovefromcaity #4571127580 on October 2, 2009
oh and it really felt good to write something that didn't feel like a total piece of shit just now.
— lovefromcaity #4562324467 on October 2, 2009
well fuck. as if i didn't cry because of real life stuff this week. now rp is making me cry.
— lovefromcaity #4545560297 on October 1, 2009