@fifibrown On one hand he looks like he'd tie you to a radiator & do bad things to you with a chicken drumstick. On the other hand, fuck yes
— louisehaynes #3989291051 on September 14, 2009
@TheFatJew It's my dream for you to teach me naked yoga in a public environment. Lets get our butterfly stretch on you sexy jewish fucker
— louisehaynes #3924073478 on September 11, 2009
@Mellowx10 The glockenspiel bitch is back? Tell her to get a hysterectomy or jahg ahn fur ya leave hur fi dead ya si me.
— louisehaynes #3924042335 on September 11, 2009
@DamierD As if I just mentioned that. Erm...I wouldn't know. I'm a classy bitch.
— louisehaynes #3719921403 on September 2, 2009
@marty_party Run out of shit to say. Wait till I start injecting lambrini into my arm with a syringe, taking meth & hating the world again.
— louisehaynes #3719856855 on September 2, 2009
You better roll this car over to KFC. Tranny needs some chicken bitch http://bit.ly/aqrtJ
— louisehaynes #3719408100 on September 2, 2009
@BreY_ Remember seeing a pre-pubescent hoodrat doing the chicken noodle soup dance whilst ordering KFC. I'm bringing that shit back
— louisehaynes #3698517192 on September 1, 2009
@GIRLUNIT Best shit ever. 'Cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns'
— louisehaynes #3686933297 on September 1, 2009
@OhFelicia Beastiality? Someone once showed me a man getting fucked by a horse. I cried. I'm glad you think im as funny as that
— louisehaynes #3533112300 on August 25, 2009
@BreY_ @DamierD Werewolfy bastard with a bulbous nose posing on a leopard skin rug? That shit is SO going in my wankbank.
— louisehaynes #3511178447 on August 24, 2009
@BreY_ @Damier Werewolfy bastard with a bulbous nose posing on a leopard skin rug? That shit is SO going in my wankbank.
— louisehaynes #3511168051 on August 24, 2009
Tranny wants some chicken bitch http://bit.ly/aqrtJ
— louisehaynes #3371595174 on August 17, 2009
@Mellowx10 You know i'm in my element when I become mildly racist towards eastern europeans who fuck me over for a pina colada.
— louisehaynes #3317878927 on August 14, 2009
@Mellowx10 You know i'm in my element when I become mildly racist towards eastern europeans who fuck me over for a pina colada.
— louisehaynes #3317254230 on August 14, 2009
Reason 23762 for loving @speakz: "I swear I can hear you in your thickest blackcent saying "fuck up blud you cant touch my wabs"
— louisehaynes #3316687661 on August 14, 2009
@laurainprint Lets just say any old bitch who leaves hers unattended whilst she buys pastys in Greggs will be minus one. (Dont judge me)
— louisehaynes #3311513835 on August 14, 2009
@Mellowx10 Of course but be aware that I have no make up on & look like a meth addict. Getting my bronze on an shit.
— louisehaynes #3206783794 on August 9, 2009
@Mellowx10 Of course but be aware that I have no make up on & look like a meth addict. Getting my tan on an shit.
— louisehaynes #3206780419 on August 9, 2009
@fuertesknight Amen gurl (Or Awomen) Just recite Move bitch to them until they fuck off and leave you alone.
— louisehaynes #3206738373 on August 9, 2009
@BreY_ They were novelty snoopy oven mitts as well. Fuck off I'm class personified.
— louisehaynes #3199342244 on August 8, 2009
@j3nnag You are such a boss bitch for the Pum Tang Clan love on the blog.
— louisehaynes #3171009624 on August 6, 2009
I should fuck off more often
— louisehaynes #3170764748 on August 6, 2009
@BreY_ I sometimes like to don a full length kat slater body suit and scream "You aint my muffar" at people. I live the fucking dream.
— louisehaynes #2895539093 on July 28, 2009
Doing fuck all for race relations in beefa. Unless knocking back sangria and doing bad things to Pablo in a hammock at 3am counts.
— louisehaynes #2710239013 on July 18, 2009
Channel 4 can fuck off showing little white boys rancid cocks. I'm trying to eat a fucking nutri grain here.
— louisehaynes #2537100086 on July 8, 2009
@DjYasmin Shut the fuck UP. Was there legging clingage ? Please tell me there was. You'll ruin her enigma if there wasn't
— louisehaynes #2504064095 on July 6, 2009
@speakz Donde esta mi pimp papa? Don't tell me you've fucked off & joined another shovel-wielding racist mexican gang again
— louisehaynes #2435286952 on July 2, 2009
@RalphHardy I keep throwing skittles at it in the hope she/it will stop fucking on my turf and let me watch C-bear & Jamal in peace
— louisehaynes #2428807431 on July 1, 2009
@RalphHardy I keep throwing skittles at it in the hope she/it will fuck off and let me watch C-bear & Jamal in peace
— louisehaynes #2428785977 on July 1, 2009
@BreY_ Get a super soaker and unleash it on anyone that walks past. Causing nuff screwfaces in south today. I love being a cunt
— louisehaynes #2404363357 on June 30, 2009
If I was in the mood for a gangland shootout, id write a note on their door saying "Fuck off. Every thug needs a lady" But im not. So I wont
— louisehaynes #2402717263 on June 30, 2009
@speakz Aww. I 'was' going to tell you to fuck off because ive moving to Himilaya with my goat heard, dreadlocks, yams and dog on a string.
— louisehaynes #2308555296 on June 24, 2009
@speakz At least moondawg can spell my fucking name right. He also gurns shirtless, fucks imps & sells amyl nitrate to minors. Him > You.
— louisehaynes #2298287543 on June 23, 2009
@speakz At least moondog can spell my fucking name right. He also gurns shirtless, fucks imps & sells amyl nitrate to minors. Him > You.
— louisehaynes #2292725461 on June 23, 2009
@ezohenry Lets meet halfway and fuck withs some reggaeton vibez. You be daddy yankee. I'll be a token blatina in a hot-tub with a screwface
— louisehaynes #2267677272 on June 21, 2009
@jamiewoon Where the FUCK have you been? Are you playing glastonbury next weekend? Hawla at me you slut. Need catch-ups
— louisehaynes #2267382037 on June 21, 2009
Getting propositioned/upset by a lesbian with 22" weave. When you see Jodie tell her shes a fucking bitch for leaving me here
— louisehaynes #2168278149 on June 14, 2009
@fuertesknight If I get caught running out of here with a bag full of Muller rice I cant even be fucked to explain why.
— louisehaynes #2164418418 on June 14, 2009
@BreY_ Look at that bitch flaw$$in. I wish I had a feeder like him pouring sizzurp down my throat with a funnel
— louisehaynes #2129601662 on June 12, 2009
@Seej500 I feel like a fucking primary school teacher for the yoof. 140 characters wont explain it. Google it.
— louisehaynes #2123275513 on June 11, 2009
@TRINOTRON 667th worldwide. I was like 440th. Need to call people a fucking horsefaced bitch cunt twatty motherfucking moose more often.
— louisehaynes #2104589462 on June 10, 2009
@DjYasmin @fuertesknight @sarivalentine @LoukiaC Shotgun ginger spice when she was a prostiyoot/slut instead of an anorexic tofu yoga bitch
— louisehaynes #2103549797 on June 10, 2009
@fuertesknight @sarivalentine @DjYasmin @LoukiaC=<3. Anybody that calls their first born olive feta fucker the third is A-ok with me
— louisehaynes #2103437864 on June 10, 2009
@fuertesknight@sarivalentine @DjYasmin @LoukiaC=<3. Anybody that calls their first born olive feta fucker the third is A-ok with me
— louisehaynes #2103433096 on June 10, 2009
@LoukiaC Already planning the marriage and the double barreled names and shit. Need a kid. Next time I get raped im so not aborting it.
— louisehaynes #2095030407 on June 9, 2009
@LoukiaC Omg. If you have a child please call it olive feta fucker the third. With an accent it'll probably sounds like "James" anyway.
— louisehaynes #2094698917 on June 9, 2009
@TheFatJew My parents wanted me to be a filthy fucking hoodrat who gives blowjobs to taxi drivers for a free lift. They got there wish.
— louisehaynes #2066610395 on June 7, 2009
@ASSantewa I did the exact same thing. Mother nature is fucking with us bad
— louisehaynes #2063267987 on June 7, 2009
@speakz That nappy dreadlocked fucker? No thanks. He reeks of 'eau de JustSpent8yearsInaCubanJailForSuckingOffaDalmatian'
— louisehaynes #2046616881 on June 5, 2009
