dinner: a room temperature ice cream sandwich that is unable to melt(!?!?!), tepid soymilk. mm yeah. fucking great.
— lmingw #3857272937 on September 8, 2009
mom watching documentary on Top 6 gang on history channel; now thinks "ftw" means "fuck the world"
— lmingw #3819259365 on September 7, 2009
Four hours of sleep... It.s way too fucking sunny out.
— lmingw #3778811006 on September 5, 2009
back from the gym, now off to see some zingers. then dinner and mind body spirits w/jtin et al. fucking sentimentality!!! ...but i miss 'em
— lmingw #3670714306 on August 31, 2009
http://twitpic.com/fl7c3 - Fucking terror. But cute.
— lmingw #3607385428 on August 28, 2009
move along now, there's nothing here to see except a fantastically bloody trainwreck with limbs and shit flying everywhere.
— lmingw #3462427730 on August 21, 2009
@alphabetagaga okay fuck money let's live in a loft.
— lmingw #3280546716 on August 12, 2009
you are my peer professionally, but in the grand sha-bang scheme of important things in life... fucking clueless. ugh.
— lmingw #2760873088 on July 21, 2009
@alphabetagaga I've left the AC on for Ein on warm days. TV though? BITCH BE CRAZY.
— lmingw #2717212339 on July 18, 2009
spent 4 hours on video chat today, why don't all of you just fucking move into my house
— lmingw #2605925028 on July 12, 2009
friggin pivot table fuckity fuck. unpleasant work experience. i'm on the hunt.
— lmingw #2574643288 on July 10, 2009
flea conspiracy meeting w/neighbors -> consensus, infestation. i am fucking ocd clean, petless, and they still live. disgusting.
— lmingw #2473555615 on July 4, 2009
Raincoast Crisps are the tastiest fucking crackers I've had in a while ( http://bit.ly/VkD23
— lmingw #2447321290 on July 2, 2009
@alphabetagaga Shit, is that you? I should put a shirt on.
— lmingw #2256150542 on June 20, 2009
droppin' shit like a pigeon. we're going to be camping in death valley for a few days. highs: 105+, lows: 79+. "dry heat" my ass.
— lmingw #1944427684 on May 28, 2009
...Blast! Foiled by a 140 character limit. Fuck it!
— lmingw #1652257821 on April 29, 2009
