my throat is hurting and my chest is burning you would think i smoked or some shit....fuck around and enhaled 1st hand smoke fuck 2nd hand
— lilphatty #5852396150 2 days ago
@japharii757 my last experience there was breath taking....fuck that damn near life takin...lmao ask @koko757 idk if its safe we might
— lilphatty #5820335010 3 days ago
mornin tweeps!!!!! i got the stupid face right now....woke up and went to work thinkin this meeting was at 8....THE SHIT IS AT NINE...WTF!!
— lilphatty #5735757599 6 days ago
#sorrytosaythisbut: FUCK ALL YALL WITH POWER RIGHT NOW!!! YEAH IM HATIN SHIDDDDD!!! LMAO JK NAH BUT IM TIGHT FOREAL phone bout to die n shit
— lilphatty #5666681296 1 week ago
@mistabreezy my lights said, "fuck u im out"!!!!! and dropped the mic like randy watson in comin to america exit.......stage right.....lmao
— lilphatty #5666232189 1 week ago
yo i need some more candles....smh the one time i need walmart the shit is closed with no power....thats like wanting chick fila on a sunday
— lilphatty #5666001977 1 week ago
yo why me and @koko757 peepin the illest shit right now!!!!
— lilphatty #5473057277 2 weeks ago
@ShontieySwiss we can still hit mill is the jack n da box still there??lol oh what is sleep?? that shit aint n my vocab for this weekend!!!
— lilphatty #5279811901 3 weeks ago
yo if she got cream on da inside that might be some shit u can bake some bread with.... ya feel me #FUCKCREAMFILLING
— lilphatty #5218581425 3 weeks ago
#clubrules: No fuckin flats in the club #ever. and if i see another triflin bitch take her shoes off in da club #imaslapahoe!!! eww
— lilphatty #5114076775 on October 23, 2009
waitin n line at club twitter and the bouncer comes out the door and says,"SORRY TWITTER IS AT CAPACITY"... wtf can i get in vip shit???
— lilphatty #5034611570 on October 20, 2009
@nenesoflyy hell yeah twitter want to be a capacity when i tweet sum hot shit...smh....lol
— lilphatty #5034571263 on October 20, 2009
OH EM EFFIN GEE......THAT MOVIE ALMOST MADE ME SHIT ON MYSELF....#DEADASS IM SCARED DEF GO SEE IT!!!!
— lilphatty #5031550566 on October 20, 2009
#textthatgetnoreply- "CAN I GET SUM #BECKY"???? "get the fuck outa here... ewwa who asks?? are u desperate"??? #loser
— lilphatty #4937146071 on October 17, 2009
#textthatgetnoreply- "YO IMA CALL U SOON AS I FINISH TAKIN A SHIT, BUT FOR RIGHT NOW TEXT ME"...."ewww thats so nasty" #bye
— lilphatty #4937090412 on October 17, 2009
@i_Eat_PuSSy http://twitpic.com/kjsw7 - wtf???? sponge bob??? ah shit i aint kno u moved outta the pineapple, and into the real world... ...
— lilphatty #4671098059 on October 6, 2009
@ivacash u so silly im hungry as shit...smh
— lilphatty #4657353599 on October 6, 2009
#helookgoodbut only on twitter fuck around and seen him in person....i unfollowed him the next day!!!!! lmao
— lilphatty #4539244782 on October 1, 2009
@korbinT757 #haveuever had some shit so bomb you pulled a lorenz tate in love jones and got up and made that nigga a cheese omlet??? lmao
— lilphatty #4482569407 on September 29, 2009
@blakebless ima see you soon yeah???lol i cant wait oh yeah @cavalli_cali cool as shit yo
— lilphatty #4482154827 on September 29, 2009
#haveuever been in a store an they playin yo song....then sum bitch get on the loud speaker and talk when yo part bout to come on???why yo??
— lilphatty #4476424886 on September 29, 2009
@evolve07 oh shit....u got the #cuffflu??? oh noooooo
— lilphatty #4462062161 on September 28, 2009
#lameniggas talk shit about niggas that eat a** and pu**y but, do it to you as soon as the panties come off...lol so what u eat ass its cool
— lilphatty #4455882051 on September 28, 2009
#lameniggas send u subliminal twitter messages...talkin Shit then call you later like nothin ever happened
— lilphatty #4455818760 on September 28, 2009
@japharii757 i still feel like shit....i wanna go tho...idk smh
— lilphatty #4432143101 on September 27, 2009
i wanna party with my boo @korbint757 but i still feel like shit...wtf idk what to do???? help
— lilphatty #4431591123 on September 27, 2009
oh @karamel_honey shit i waa feelin horrible earlier....i couldnt stop sneezin
— lilphatty #4431084934 on September 27, 2009
yo why the fuck am i still here???wtf we closed @ 9 looks like im def headed to @mistabreezy crib for the kick back...lol
— lilphatty #4407224875 on September 26, 2009
yo how many of yall still got a myspace cause u just cant seem to let it go even if u dont fuck with it that much anymore??? dont lie....smh
— lilphatty #4357594199 on September 24, 2009
@d_bestyet #kei is good one minute then on some other shit i used to get him but now i dont...smh oh well ima ttyl tho im off dis bitch.....
— lilphatty #4335372777 on September 24, 2009
tell @evolve07 aka #kei that @mdubba aint fuckin hood....wtf that nigga bout his shit and gets his money the right way @d_bestyet...smh
— lilphatty #4335312889 on September 24, 2009
so #twitterafterdark has started huh.... @jayedotcom love the topic gotta start it off with some funny shit tho....so here i go u ready???
— lilphatty #4334280157 on September 23, 2009
@ace704i yeah that was an excuse u need to let me drop some knowledge on u bout the cheatin shit....females r grimey like men sometimes
— lilphatty #4334161460 on September 23, 2009
@yo_gottie @chris_roy yo.....this shit is bananas!!!!!
— lilphatty #4334032998 on September 23, 2009
@evolve07 i swear youre ass...u take shit way to literal i call everybody "boo", "babe" or whatever wtf???yo youre wildn
— lilphatty #4333883408 on September 23, 2009
girl no @drias i drive with black roses in my whip do that shit....groupie no. trendsetter hell yeah!!!
— lilphatty #4297158344 on September 22, 2009
#whateverhappenedto to people being content and secure in their relationships....smh all that jealousy shit is in the way #imoffthat
— lilphatty #4176901516 on September 22, 2009
@drias...every tweet ma...you goin n and that shit is so true
— lilphatty #4176372152 on September 22, 2009
#whateverhappenedto niggas not braggin on the d**k and just givin u the business??? now they brag and aint got shit to show for it...smh
— lilphatty #4176018354 on September 22, 2009
@jahstreetzdmv yeah thats what they called it....but i aint eat that shit...ugh
— lilphatty #4164040143 on September 21, 2009
#wheniwaslockedup they tried to feed my ass some dry ass bologna sammiches...wtf i wasnt eating that shit
— lilphatty #4163968389 on September 21, 2009
#wheniwaslockedup they kept it like 40 below zero n dat bitch and i had on flip flops....smh
— lilphatty #4163818051 on September 21, 2009
i meant yelled...wtf jail has fucked my mind up
— lilphatty #4163796537 on September 21, 2009
#wheniwaslockedup the bitch n the holding cell next to me yeeled at the sheriff, "SOON AS I GET OUT IM ROLLIN UP"!!!!!
— lilphatty #4163783816 on September 21, 2009
wow....did he just play him like that????that was fucked up
— lilphatty #4118123006 on September 19, 2009
@kreativeimage me too boo...who the fuck is that??? anyone kno her????lol
— lilphatty #4116800713 on September 19, 2009
http://twitpic.com/iegv7 - who the fuck is this....dead ass twitter is wildin i have no clue who this is.....WHAT THE FUCK? WHO THE FUCK????
— lilphatty #4116706125 on September 19, 2009
@mizzwalker never mind they changed the channel....damn i think we bout to go to my dudes friends crib....damn the shit bout to start....
— lilphatty #4116626050 on September 19, 2009
@mizzwalker where u @come to jillians and watch that shit for free out by the game area
— lilphatty #4116074574 on September 19, 2009
