getting pissed because i can't fix these FUCKING arrows in IE (and my computer keeps crashing) http://post.ly/CgYc
— kellycree #5748855832 5 days ago
@closedblueyes i know what u mean!! its like, i need closure on this shit!
— kellycree #5656462712 1 week ago
12seconds - That is the sickest.shit I've ever heard http://tiny12.tv/IPM36
— kellycree #5517832757 2 weeks ago
@mssres no, we got 2 wasted and fought and threw shit
— kellycree #5343393571 3 weeks ago
@posdata its cold and windy here, shit all blowin around the front yard. u want 2 maybe try 4 sunday?
— kellycree #5269196751 3 weeks ago
@pssdbt ur right, i consider myself lucky 4 that. xcept 4 wen she barfs on my shit.
— kellycree #4843366055 on October 13, 2009
didn't realize the frame rate was fucked up on TPP#166 till i published it. dag.
— kellycree #4717614513 on October 8, 2009
@posdata WOW see that is just the kind of shit we were talking about. why did they try 2 shut them down n the 1st place? b/c of lez content?
— kellycree #4641007372 on October 5, 2009
@AdamLaw 'fuck off'
— kellycree #4444549372 on September 28, 2009
@BebeZeva holy shit, the woman needs help. gl w/ that
— kellycree #4410069979 on September 26, 2009
@kellyjoymullen fuck yeh my friend @crystalhunter recommended it. cute ass shit 4 cheap!!
— kellycree #4376473484 on September 25, 2009
@JacquesMorels thats not true, when u really like something, u def say so. ur just not afraid 2 tell the truth wen u dont. and most shit sux
— kellycree #4347728079 on September 24, 2009
marry, fuck, kill: @juliaallison, @maryrambin, @meghan
— kellycree #4176341645 on September 22, 2009
THIS CD DOESN'T FUCKING WORK
— kellycree #4172736180 on September 22, 2009
what's that movie where all the people r fucking stupid and they drink that gatorade shit nstead of water??
— kellycree #4153653603 on September 21, 2009
get 2c one of my favorite ppl n the world tonight. 'can't fucking wait'.
— kellycree #4059886394 on September 17, 2009
@fortheinsane oh fuck yeah, that was one of my own personal favorites as well!
— kellycree #3841629754 on September 8, 2009
shit, i've been found out. | RT @toyotaboy: @kellycree if by lunchtime u mean alcohol substitution for food then no :-)
— kellycree #3841433953 on September 8, 2009
@dashdrum no i just told him to fuck off ;)
— kellycree #3587463898 on August 27, 2009
RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: RT @pssdbt: RT RT RTx5 RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: omg r podcast fucking rules [pls rt]
— kellycree #3419035600 on August 19, 2009
RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: omg r podcast fucking rules [pls rt]
— kellycree #3419018715 on August 19, 2009
RT @fortheinsane: RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: omg r podcast fucking rules [pls rt]
— kellycree #3419015527 on August 19, 2009
RT @pssdbt: RT RT RTx5 RT @jessicamullen: RT @kellycree: omg r podcast fucking rules [pls rt]
— kellycree #3419000985 on August 19, 2009
omg r podcast fucking rules
— kellycree #3418613023 on August 19, 2009
turns out my bike is still fucked up. pretty sure i need a new tire. first im going 2 try spraying this patching jizz in my t00b
— kellycree #3308335259 on August 14, 2009
@toddbarnard mayB u cn help explain appeal of fixed? thats 1 thing i say i'll nevr do, but always up 4 getting my mind changed. fuck lycra.
— kellycree #3274601264 on August 12, 2009
@kellyjoymullen isnt @jessicamullen's new avatar SO much better?! thank u 4 saying that b/c she doesn't believe me wen i tell her shit ;)
— kellycree #3246351634 on August 11, 2009
great idea from @kellyjoymullen- shave TPP into my head!!! fuck yeah!!!
— kellycree #3246326163 on August 11, 2009
@crystalhunter i have never read skinny bitch, what was it that made u want to quit? what made you go back?
— kellycree #3226869943 on August 10, 2009
@dashdrum i know, it seems jank, but fuck if im paying $20 for some glorified tape from the bike shop!
— kellycree #3226188674 on August 10, 2009
@mssres i do think it is my tire, but the fucking annoying thing is there are no visible debris or tears.
— kellycree #3177599465 on August 7, 2009
@toyotaboy i tried to get a gift card, but i cant pass the fucking captcha!
— kellycree #3176719267 on August 7, 2009
lol holy shit i was wondering why i didn't recognize those coordinates - that MILT is in SA city!
— kellycree #3124820024 on August 4, 2009
@drewdomkus holy shit domkus my universe just exploded! gonna tell @jessicamullen to try it...i'm too scared
— kellycree #2935093379 on July 30, 2009
wow, that's some quality shit ur putting out there facebook #twittertakeover
— kellycree #2922963726 on July 29, 2009
just another perfect fucking morning! i <3 texas!!! btw did i mention @jessicamullen and i are likely staying n ATX wen she graduates? t00w!
— kellycree #2872468586 on July 27, 2009
@ericwareheim look at all those fucking hipsters
— kellycree #2839821749 on July 25, 2009
gonna close tweetdeck today, see if i can get any work done. see u tomorrow fucking freaks, i'll miss u.
— kellycree #2776299252 on July 22, 2009
holy shit just found $23 in my ugly jean shorts! i should wear these more often!!
— kellycree #2730723619 on July 19, 2009
@JacquesMorels yeah big titties tend 2 sag & im not n2 that fake shit. love the way a ass giggle n my lap tho
— kellycree #2716968791 on July 18, 2009
@krazzydude07 gotta put being fucking stupid at #1. its my biggest pet peeve. #2 would def be never closing the mouth tho.
— kellycree #2716464034 on July 18, 2009
@toyotaboy lmao! fucking love that movie :DDD
— kellycree #2668690815 on July 16, 2009
Nasty bitch @ savers that didnt wash her hands! http://flic.kr/p/6E7qmr
— kellycree #2601236392 on July 12, 2009
fuck yeah!!! you can do negatives on tweetwhatyoueat - which means you can input exercise as negative calories :D
— kellycree #2543945446 on July 8, 2009
@dashdrum omg fucking bitch! fuck her!
— kellycree #2538679313 on July 8, 2009
RT @thereisnonesuch: This is what I have to say about your crappy .asp based cart: http://bit.ly/2NSggb | Laugh. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.
— kellycree #2533432378 on July 8, 2009
turns out i was signing up for LinkShare. neat- affiliate programs for a bunch of other shit too.
— kellycree #2490050158 on July 5, 2009
@jessicamullen seems 2 run n the family. have 2 fill out this tax shit 4 netflix- might have to use ur business id?? not sure idgi
— kellycree #2489983594 on July 5, 2009
RT @jessicamullen: if there is a fucking blackout i'm going to help @kellycree make a pipe out of a troll doll
— kellycree #2404858818 on June 30, 2009