99ยข TV show rentals => Fuck cable.
— josephjaramillo #22728486660 1 day ago
I fucking hate Photoshop CS5's window handling. Does Adobe even use its own software?
— josephjaramillo #22200061847 1 week ago
Facebook Martketplace - like the rest of Facebook - is shit. Nothing but spam responses. #fb
— josephjaramillo #21428930214 2 weeks ago
Sometimes the only thing you can do when forced to use shitty software like [REDACTED] is to roll up your sleeves and write your own. #fb
— josephjaramillo #21004655689 3 weeks ago
Fuck Windows, and fuck Microsoft. That is all. #fb
— josephjaramillo #20283605585 on August 4, 2010
OH: "Call the module FML. And if someone says Hey! That means Fuck My Life! you can say NO, FUCKER! It means Financial Module Library!" #fb
— josephjaramillo #18940669468 on July 19, 2010
Three unauthorized charges on my Paypal account this morning. Fucking fantastic.
— josephjaramillo #18535404653 on July 14, 2010
@schlizzag He's lucky this is my workplace. The way things have been going I might have decked the motherfucker if we were anywhere else.
— josephjaramillo #18452337731 on July 13, 2010
@sara_ann_marie And I'll candidly argue the superiority of my Apple products over that moronic bitch. :)
— josephjaramillo #18130050387 on July 9, 2010
RT @BrandonFranklin: Holy shit. Oil Rain in Louisiana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un8co1d4zb4
— josephjaramillo #17363524972 on June 29, 2010
It's amazing to me that Office is so ubiquitous. This software is shit.
— josephjaramillo #16944626184 on June 24, 2010
RT @snipeyhead: Dear Twitterbots: If I want to find tweets w/no context based on keywords, I will use the fucking search. Stop spamming. Also, die in a fire
— josephjaramillo #16783595090 on June 22, 2010
Just received an email from Apple stating Zeke's iPhone will be delivered on June 23rd. Lucky bastard. #fb
— josephjaramillo #16750746303 on June 22, 2010
300 hours of work to cram into three weeks. #ohshit #thatsnotright #fuck #fb
— josephjaramillo #16727098410 on June 21, 2010
@AlexBerger He *wasn't* a spineless little bitch until he got elected. Where the fuck are the man's balls? Did Michelle lock'em up?
— josephjaramillo #16409304126 on June 17, 2010
@grantmichaels srsly. I don't want food that's "safe for consumption." I want real fucking food. Period.
— josephjaramillo #16331710094 on June 16, 2010
AT&T: Your World, Delivered... unless there's a new iPhone out. Then you can fuck right off.
— josephjaramillo #16245995466 on June 15, 2010
@e81 AT&T's pricing is no better or worse than any other carrier. The only difference is with AT&T you get shitty service.
— josephjaramillo #16237490567 on June 15, 2010
RT @eoporto: You know what's still cool? Full sentences and some fucking punctuation.
— josephjaramillo #15230556859 on June 2, 2010
I caught shit for a blog post I wrote that was critical of Facebook re: privacy. Today we learn Facebook is even worse: http://bit.ly/9rr3CC
— josephjaramillo #14440723771 on May 21, 2010
So @geetarista brought home a cold from Utah. I now have a sore throat, and my boyfriend just texted to say he feels sick. FUCKING UTAH. #fb
— josephjaramillo #14389434058 on May 20, 2010
Seriously, what a fucking joke.
— josephjaramillo #14276966253 on May 19, 2010
The @1Password Chrome extension now supports adding new logins. HELL FUCKING YES.
— josephjaramillo #13768284398 on May 10, 2010
Ironman 2 fucking sucked. What a huge disappointment. #fb
— josephjaramillo #13580476062 on May 7, 2010
I appreciate a nice-sounding engine, but if your car is loud and you rev it outside an office building, you're a fucking douchebag.
— josephjaramillo #13081028221 on April 29, 2010
@BrandonFranklin This state is hellbent on fucking itself over and I've no desire to remain. I see no reason to stay. I see no value here.
— josephjaramillo #12668792284 on April 22, 2010
RT @kellyoxford: It's fun living in a world where a child can murder and say 'cunt' in a film, but you can't say vagina in a tampon commercial.
— josephjaramillo #12300021571 on April 16, 2010
RT @flyosity: Adobe doesn't give a shit about web standards: their entire CS5 order page is one gigantic Flash movie: http://idek.net/1JFK
— josephjaramillo #12059307167 on April 12, 2010
@zedshaw Steve Jobs doesn't give a flying fuck about the spats that occur in Ruby community. That post was inane.
— josephjaramillo #11917135174 on April 9, 2010
Incredibly frustrated. I got into Ruby/Rails so I didn't have to touch PHP, among other things. Yet here I am, working on a WP site. FUCK.
— josephjaramillo #11890084118 on April 9, 2010
RT @flyosity: How will an entire legion of shitty Flash games ever be directly ported to iPhone now? Won't someone think of the children?
— josephjaramillo #11863570026 on April 8, 2010
http://bit.ly/9xRn1p // Fucking App Store (TM), now for iPad
— josephjaramillo #11768334437 on April 7, 2010
Just read @fourzerotwo's blog post on the new MW2 DLC for Xbox 360. My takeaway: If you play on PC/PS3, thanks for the $$, now fuck off. #fb
— josephjaramillo #11269571139 on March 29, 2010
The Vice President said, "This is a big fucking deal," on an open microphone. Big. Fucking. Deal.
— josephjaramillo #10957338841 on March 23, 2010
I'll care what Catholic bishops have to say on abortion when they stop fucking altar boys. #hcr
— josephjaramillo #10840317280 on March 21, 2010
RT @sintaxi: fucking hell! square A and square B are the exact same shade. http://bit.ly/c615pF
— josephjaramillo #10593809210 on March 16, 2010
Building has a new AM security guard, it seems. I don't like him. No more smiles and "Good morning!" Just a stern look that says "fuck off."
— josephjaramillo #10531450661 on March 15, 2010
RT @BrandonFranklin: *sigh* Sports tweeters. My god you people need an IRC channel or some shit.
— josephjaramillo #8175777689 on January 24, 2010
@e81 It does exactly what I want, but the lack of Chrome integration is just plain shitty at this point.
— josephjaramillo #7964720418 on January 19, 2010
Mashable shows why "social media experts" are mostly full of shit: http://mashable.com/2009/12/27/social-media-experts-twitter/
— josephjaramillo #7133943538 on December 28, 2009
@robyfitzhenry Holy shit! Nice find!
— josephjaramillo #6066422824 on November 25, 2009
The Fucking Weather: http://www.thefuckingweather.com
— josephjaramillo #5787985188 on November 16, 2009
Ahhh! Now I get what's the purpose of Google Wave! :-D http://bit.ly/X6Vmg (via @AkitaOnRails) // Holy shit.
— josephjaramillo #5380626357 on November 2, 2009
Louisiana justice of the peace refuses to marry an interracial couple: http://bit.ly/1uGLdg // Fucking disgusting.
— josephjaramillo #4948957761 on October 17, 2009
@amasses Piece of shit, to be specific.
— josephjaramillo #4149875007 on September 21, 2009
Locked out of my house thanks to a very careless Realtor. Fuck.
— josephjaramillo #4093021444 on September 18, 2009
Murphy's Law is in full fucking force today.
— josephjaramillo #3922043127 on September 11, 2009
Roughly two months in, and I'm down a total of 21lbs. Fuck yeah.
— josephjaramillo #3631481943 on August 29, 2009
@BrandonFranklin Bullshit. I blame iPhone app developers almost as much as Apple. STOP PRODUCING FOR A FUCKED UP PLATFORM.
— josephjaramillo #3609996940 on August 28, 2009
