@nelz9999 Ouch... that's some cold, cold shit to lay on a man. But, that's my new favorite term to harass others with. So... Danke schön!
— jmoriarty #19012825111 2 weeks ago
@havi Woo woo! Saw Cleese perform in Phx - he's a crotchety, surly old bastard, and I loved it. #fingerscrossedforya
— jmoriarty #12464923101 on April 19, 2010
RT @gapingvoid Blogs work SUPERBLY if you have great content. It's when they don't that people bitch & moan about the medium.
— jmoriarty #8645694622 on February 4, 2010
Argh! IKEA could make a paper airplane require a mastery of Origami and an Allen wrench to put together, I shit you not.
— jmoriarty #6448900669 on December 7, 2009
@terrysimpson Well, this "age" thing is bollocks. Somebody should cure it before it gets any worse. I have Chronic Chronocologicalism!
— jmoriarty #1784887568 on May 13, 2009
Twitter treats me poorly, doesn't keep its promises, and is never around when I need it... yet I stick around. I'm Twitter's bitch. (sigh)
— jmoriarty #1466183687 on April 6, 2009
Pondering sitting outside by the firepit and watching for Santa. The bastard owes me $20 and won't pay up.
— jmoriarty #1077272419 on December 24, 2008
@austinmiles That's why I'm preaching the angry words of Anti-Santaism. That fat red bastard is responsible for all the world's ills, say I.
— jmoriarty #998165175 on November 9, 2008
