Fuck. Had to pay to get the iPhone replaced. Stupid Apple. At least I'm connected to the interwomb again.
— jesusdiaz #5898226882 2 hours ago
Holy fuck these people are incredible. George Clinton would be proud. http://yfrog.com/0543125007j
— jesusdiaz #5499783590 2 weeks ago
Good god what a fucking amazing wowiezowielala version: http://bit.ly/4ShPh
— jesusdiaz #5140001157 on October 24, 2009
Want to meet 6yo Falcon Heene and his family? Check this fucking scary rap video they did: http://digg.com/d317JPx
— jesusdiaz #4897882170 on October 15, 2009
@mattbuchanan yeah dude, but when the fuck are we doing Mast Bros and Mercat Negre?
— jesusdiaz #4846552857 on October 13, 2009
@ctrlzee I know I promised no more Guinness stout till later in the day, but fuck it.
— jesusdiaz #4741472427 on October 9, 2009
Holy fuck! Perfect Margaritas http://yfrog.com/0f5cnzj at the awesome Walter Foods http://yfrog.com/0ffcruj waiting for My friend Julia
— jesusdiaz #4722317822 on October 8, 2009
@R_Claw Happy first home breakfast, neighbor! Just had a salmon bagel at Barberry before the fucking rain decided to ruin Central Park hike.
— jesusdiaz #4584577208 on October 3, 2009
New favorite word today: Punpun. 1. noun. A real pun. 2. verb. To fuck.
— jesusdiaz #4447628443 on September 28, 2009
Ah, wonderful. Another rainy, cold, perfect day to be fucking sick in bed. What a lovely weekend this has been :-( http://bit.ly/1fc2q7
— jesusdiaz #4419767375 on September 27, 2009
Yes, WTF. WHERE'S THE FUCKING TASER? RT @mattbuchanan i've decided dj hero has the most annoying soundtrack ever
— jesusdiaz #4378634734 on September 25, 2009
WTF! Gizdrama RT @jwherman What's this girls shit, @mattbuchanan? After all this? I came to NY for you! You told me we're redhead soulmates!
— jesusdiaz #4350082947 on September 24, 2009
@mattbuchanan Fucker, I'm only 37.
— jesusdiaz #4349409549 on September 24, 2009
@blam Holy fuck. Almost pulled the trigger on someone because @nicknotned asked me to take a photo using it. Gaby wouldn't have been amused.
— jesusdiaz #4320305128 on September 23, 2009
@mattbuchanan Are you out of your fucking mind?
— jesusdiaz #4308339103 on September 22, 2009
What a perfect night to get fucking wasted. At Sin igual.
— jesusdiaz #4091986278 on September 18, 2009
Oh man, Kathleen in Californication? Holy fuck. Can't fucking wait. RT @SHO_Cali Kathleen Turner interview: http://bit.ly/fPmPn
— jesusdiaz #4058113702 on September 17, 2009
This is so fucking good: http://bit.ly/avZtk Where can I get that coffee soda made in Brooklyn? What about the Rosa Petals soda? Fascinating
— jesusdiaz #3799471591 on September 6, 2009
Bloody hell. Somebody please make me stop watching Lost. P.S. I hope Sawyer beats the crap out of that fucking ugly latin bitch.
— jesusdiaz #3752831322 on September 4, 2009
@jesusdiaz what the fuck is that image yfrog got there. Warcraft? That's not my photo. This is: http://yfrog.com/2lc8cj
— jesusdiaz #3636783679 on August 29, 2009
Holy fuck, Lost is so good. Hooked.
— jesusdiaz #3628230263 on August 29, 2009
Holy fuck that's good. RT @jwherrman: what a great thing this is http://inbflat.net/
— jesusdiaz #3606593595 on August 28, 2009
@blam Fuck off. It's the best.
— jesusdiaz #3560205840 on August 26, 2009
Fuck, the weekend is over. Or is it? http://bit.ly/Q93NO
— jesusdiaz #3505018509 on August 23, 2009
@mattbuchanan fucking NY snobs and their machiattos (which are not even real machiattos)
— jesusdiaz #3348321666 on August 16, 2009
@ericamho Are you fucking tweeting in a movie theater? Christalive
— jesusdiaz #3318226495 on August 14, 2009
Drink. Smoke. Fuck. Don't let the perfect writing, production, and acting fool you. And some retro gadgets too: http://digg.com/d310lfN
— jesusdiaz #3310005926 on August 14, 2009
I just can't believe this. Let me repeat that: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. HOLY FUCK. http://yfrog.com/0xbwoj My head is spinning.
— jesusdiaz #3298640652 on August 13, 2009
OK, heads up, bozos of the world: Stop sending your stupid Apple tablet "leaks". They are fake, badly done, and just fucking retarded.
— jesusdiaz #3285926598 on August 13, 2009
When I see this kind of shit: http://digg.com/d310PLi I can only think on doing this: http://bit.ly/ET1p9
— jesusdiaz #3248877492 on August 11, 2009
Wimp! Real men eat salted caramel custard after eating a pig! @mattbuchanan @jesusdiaz @jwherrman you guys are fucking crazy (via @mahon_e)
— jesusdiaz #3247650027 on August 11, 2009
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. http://yfrog.com/3qr6qj http://yfrog.com/eq897kj http://yfrog.com/18kzygj
— jesusdiaz #3235802078 on August 10, 2009
Lamb leg and infused sausages before a suckling pig? Holy fuck yes. http://yfrog.com/746tbj
— jesusdiaz #3235007922 on August 10, 2009
Didn't we fucking discuss this already, WSJ? http://bit.ly/awRCH CES is a waste of time for Apple and everybody else. Dead show walking.
— jesusdiaz #2930040446 on July 30, 2009
@mattbuchanan They're serious and it's fucking TWO y-o! That's why MacNN didn't use the patent #, to hide it's old crap: http://is.gd/1Tjpy
— jesusdiaz #2918181361 on July 29, 2009
Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. Steve Jobs clones invading 80s music video in his full late 90s regalia. http://bit.ly/OTxsH
— jesusdiaz #2869946585 on July 27, 2009
At Lady Favela. Holy fuck. http://twitpic.com/aqhw6
— jesusdiaz #2701965826 on July 18, 2009
@frucci @mattbuchanan Holy fuck. This is so good. http://bit.ly/SwxKV
— jesusdiaz #2572608297 on July 10, 2009
Holy. Fuck. http://bit.ly/xC8HC I don't know what Prince was having, but I want two (thanks @jvettorino)
— jesusdiaz #2568804151 on July 10, 2009
@raywert Thank you for putting that song in my head for the night, you bastard. http://bit.ly/BdbXf
— jesusdiaz #2506106071 on July 6, 2009
Testing AT&T (fucking thieves) 20MB global roaming package to see how much it lasts using mail, Facebook and Twitter normally
— jesusdiaz #2390690536 on June 29, 2009
Holy fuck! This got me wet. RT @scarletscribe: For my favorite follower. First look at Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland: http://is.gd/18Rix
— jesusdiaz #2275112414 on June 22, 2009
Dearly beloved: If you torrented the iPhone OS 3.0 GM *YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED TO UPDATE* It's exactly the same file. http://digg.com/d1u5zO
— jesusdiaz #2211158828 on June 17, 2009
Lovely day to go out and do fuck all
— jesusdiaz #2205747303 on June 17, 2009
And I don't give a fuck about how Apple writes it. It's iPhone 3GS. No bloody space.
— jesusdiaz #2083248751 on June 8, 2009
@misguidedeskimo Holy fuck. Is that your house?
— jesusdiaz #2044412269 on June 5, 2009
This is fucking amazing: http://bit.ly/lHepB
— jesusdiaz #2019209197 on June 3, 2009
I met Bartz when she was Autodesk's CEO. I loved her then and I love her now: http://is.gd/LUcT — "Fuck you!" Indeed.
— jesusdiaz #1998595168 on June 1, 2009
Holy fuck. I just learn that @MdellW knows Alison Goldfrapp. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. HOLY. FUCK.
— jesusdiaz #1953318693 on May 28, 2009
