RT @liz_buckley: Oh fuck. Mike Leigh’s “depressed” about the UK Film Council. Imagine the mawkish film he’ll not get to make about that.
— jayirichardson #19645753729 4 days ago
RT @TheFagCasanova: Danny Glover is 64 today, he is definitely getting too old for this shit.
— jayirichardson #19242362631 1 week ago
RT @DianaInHeaven: Fuck's sake, can someone dig up some shit about me to get this shit off the front of the Express? http://is.gd/dq2d4
— jayirichardson #18429301185 3 weeks ago
Back in Glasgow after family drama, Jokes Newington & Chortle's Fast Fringe. London's a bit fucking intense eh?
— jayirichardson #17882711254 on July 6, 2010
Fuck! a 2nd for the Dutch!
— jayirichardson #17580644055 on July 2, 2010
Oh fuck, us have scored, theyre going to win group.
— jayirichardson #16858871798 on June 23, 2010
Sorry, was that his FIRST fucking touch?
— jayirichardson #16853333877 on June 23, 2010
Was that his fucking touch?
— jayirichardson #16853277144 on June 23, 2010
Decent start, pitch looks shit, ref looks like he's not going to be too whistle happy.
— jayirichardson #16852197490 on June 23, 2010
@TomWebb Oh, you terrible fucker. Now I feel obliged when I wasn't going to bother. I warn you, I'm starting drinking soon, whatever happens
— jayirichardson #16848267418 on June 23, 2010
RT @JitterbugBoy: The Brothers Faversham is being repeated on BBC7, Sunday nights. Go iPlayer that bitch.
— jayirichardson #16784448489 on June 22, 2010
@davebromage @tonycowards But the fucker's taken Jeff Stelling away from me!
— jayirichardson #16479660258 on June 18, 2010
RT @journodave: America equalises. fuck yeah. take that commies!
— jayirichardson #16479075194 on June 18, 2010
Trip to London cancelled & research time totally wasted because publication doesn't have travel budget after all. Totally fucked off.
— jayirichardson #15920385577 on June 11, 2010
Fuck me! RT @FraserC69: Rafa sacked - http://bit.ly/amXtEC
— jayirichardson #15275037900 on June 2, 2010
@TomWebb No. They call it 'wait till we've got him outside to administer a good fucking kicking'.
— jayirichardson #13970732665 on May 14, 2010
Shit. Bloody Forlan.
— jayirichardson #13871920885 on May 12, 2010
@chrisneill I loved that. Brazen. He didn't give a shit.
— jayirichardson #13542122220 on May 7, 2010
RT @modern_toss: Pete Peter, Vigilante Shit Stirrer's election day http://twitpic.com/1lio6i
— jayirichardson #13493947975 on May 6, 2010
RT @iainpope73: RT @MTuckerNo10: Fucks sake God. I prayed for C-A-M-E-R-O-N not fucking Farage #ge10 << hahahha
— jayirichardson #13478781803 on May 6, 2010
RT @guideguardian: "My name is now synonymous with eating a bucketload of shit in public." Michael Portillo http://gu.com/p/2gnek/tw
— jayirichardson #13478756280 on May 6, 2010
Armando Iannucci talking Partridge movie, says idea of Alan going to US is "bollocks ... he’ll probably stay stuck in Norwich to be honest".
— jayirichardson #13371231562 on May 4, 2010
@SusanCalman Bastard! I admire the casual way he dispensed it & didn't even think about apologising.
— jayirichardson #13128481604 on April 30, 2010
@TomBrogan Gene Simmons is fucking hilarious, hope he gets more supporting roles off the back of that.
— jayirichardson #13017230460 on April 28, 2010
@comedybeard I honestly believe Dacre isn't capable of giggling, so hate-filled is his shit-rag.
— jayirichardson #12636979375 on April 22, 2010
Paywalls: Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off. Murdoch and BBC in awkward embrace, beginning with The Thick Of It: http://bit.ly/9Uqd3O
— jayirichardson #12627783241 on April 22, 2010
@tomsearle Well, it's very kind of you to ... oh wait, that sauve bastard is the reason I can't use my given name in journalism.
— jayirichardson #12569379007 on April 21, 2010
@garwboy Shit, sorry. If it's any consolation, my monthly paycheque from a regular employer just arrived for all of £15.
— jayirichardson #12568052395 on April 21, 2010
@girl_scot Argghhh, have I really put my foot in it or are you being aridly dry? *laughs nervously* Sorry, I'm a twat.
— jayirichardson #11765563286 on April 7, 2010
Centurion was alright if you like Romans & Picts hacking the shit out of each other.
— jayirichardson #11362068114 on March 31, 2010
RT @Cautivo: It took CERN so long to get the LHC working because they were busy wading through the shit jokes sent to their Twitter account.
— jayirichardson #11303619068 on March 30, 2010
Armando Iannucci tells Murdoch Jnr to 'Fuck off!": http://bit.ly/bhgK06
— jayirichardson #11102140232 on March 26, 2010
@tomsearle To clarify, it's a very shitty situation, but your position is relative on the shit spectrum.
— jayirichardson #11084838868 on March 26, 2010
@tomsearle Bit of a shitty situation. Presumably the English nationals could pick this up now it's the top story on Chortle.
— jayirichardson #11084815318 on March 26, 2010
RT @TonyCowards: Have written a script about a detective with constipation called "No Shit Sherlock".
— jayirichardson #11028476791 on March 25, 2010
RT @robertflorence: Might take a talented young protege under my wing today & help their career go absolutely fucking nowhere, Prince style.
— jayirichardson #10972565316 on March 24, 2010
Can see why Daily Mail threw shit fit at Kick Ass. Didn't think it was as funny as I'd been led to believe but really violent, visceral fun
— jayirichardson #10925689819 on March 23, 2010
Fuck. One nil to Arsenal.
— jayirichardson #8919353185 on February 10, 2010
Just remembered that I've yet to arrange anything for Valentine's Day. Fuck, fuck, fuck ... & now Saha's missed a penalty. Bloody Chelsea.
— jayirichardson #8918198765 on February 10, 2010
RT @jeremylimb: I've been constipated for 25 years. I'm getting too old for this shit!
— jayirichardson #5177891928 on October 26, 2009
#KevinSmith wearing a kilt. 'This shit makes fucking sense!' Making Trainspotting gags.
— jayirichardson #4814972969 on October 12, 2009
Shit it. In one phonecall commissioned interview with famous film director & told yet another publication I write for cutting arts coverage.
— jayirichardson #4369291195 on September 25, 2009
@BethanyBlack I love the way they've thought fuck it, let's really go for this one! Flashy man indeed.
— jayirichardson #4343123950 on September 24, 2009
@londonisfunny The man is a force of nature. He was fucking moonwalking!
— jayirichardson #4064885086 on September 17, 2009
In the worst possible taste? Or simply naff as fuck? Naming a restaurant #Slumdog. West brew tremendous beer though: http://bit.ly/IEdQa
— jayirichardson #3860538989 on September 9, 2009
@paulsinha I realise this is a shit state of affairs but I've been assured your review will run in the paper tomorrow.
— jayirichardson #3603727692 on August 28, 2009
So fucked off with review of Colin Hoult now I've compared it to original, dipshit subs who haven't seen a show thinking they know better.
— jayirichardson #3248991921 on August 11, 2009
Jesus. Just seen terrible, staged photo that the Scotsman used for #BethanyBlack piece. I look as shit as my flat. #EdFringe.
— jayirichardson #3148562303 on August 5, 2009
RT @ComedyTeddy: If only Cameron had a Crocodile Dundee style argument, substituting knife for twat. "Twat's not swearing. Cunt is swearing"
— jayirichardson #2929076071 on July 30, 2009
