Dam that's a big bitch! http://yfrog.com/5r89dj
— j3nnag #3311304059 on August 14, 2009
Couples fuck off!!! Stop sitting nex to me on public transport, hurumph!
— j3nnag #1963711102 on May 29, 2009
@envysays oh dam he got knocked the fuck out....i trust that wont be happening to you this arvo at training!
— j3nnag #1686316285 on May 3, 2009
I found my car!! The Jagerlator... Wait that's a shit name, dope ride though. http://twitpic.com/4a0y7
— j3nnag #1660472281 on April 30, 2009
in reality i nearly died twice tonight...remembering when this sort of shit didnt used to hit me so hard....Rob i cant even believe you!
— j3nnag #1656630462 on April 30, 2009
Tim 2 dinners jus fucked up my mac listenin 2 anti-social music.He's lucky he's cute coz I wanna rip his face off! http://twitpic.com/3zhxo
— j3nnag #1615090512 on April 25, 2009
Oh shit @entershikari lost Rau!! http://twitpic.com/3zfvf
— j3nnag #1614961110 on April 25, 2009
Oh shit..... Love has ended purely my fault lol.
— j3nnag #1472659959 on April 7, 2009
'it's like a clear liquid, yeah vanilla extract- you put it cakes n shit and it makes em taste vanilla-ry' Ova heard at Purple Turtle. Lol
— j3nnag #1385498178 on March 24, 2009
Is like 'he never' 'no' 'really?' lmao 'sorry thats not funny' 'oh my gosh' 'that is sum mad shit' 'thanks for the heads up!'....
— j3nnag #1354399618 on March 19, 2009
@bassfacejess OMG that sounds amazing...shit my tomatos r off! lmao
— j3nnag #1336177942 on March 16, 2009
@Supavixen tru but i swear the commerical might have well said 'Old lady, preggers, dutiful housewife mothers this is the shit!' buy it!
— j3nnag #1319150474 on March 12, 2009
@thegiftd i swear im a knob, have no money or credit in this bitch and im sooo illl!! lmao
— j3nnag #1314114458 on March 11, 2009
why oh why natwest every fucking time its the same thing
— j3nnag #1269331078 on March 2, 2009
I left my phone in dress makers shop!!! That's the 4th time this week I need to glue this shit to my hand!!!
— j3nnag #1231248015 on February 20, 2009
Lady Gaga is ripping Miss Monae with that stage shit!
— j3nnag #1224481402 on February 18, 2009
nwest can kiss my ass, after 18 years with them they fail to link any of my accounts and fuck them all up!
— j3nnag #1219243338 on February 17, 2009
OMG A LIGHTER JUST BLEW UP I MY KITCHEN with an almighty BANG! Guess i shouldnt have left it on top the grill it scared the shit out of me:)
— j3nnag #1109266848 on January 10, 2009
@confid3ntial no i chickened out, then got my bottle back then he disappeared..... My game was all jet lagged and shit :P
— j3nnag #1098469349 on January 5, 2009
SHIT I DIDNT SAY HAPPY NEW TO THE TWITTER CREW XOXOXOXOOX
— j3nnag #1089999556 on January 1, 2009
Melbourne over and out, onwards to Adelaide...there's a shit load of old people on this flight?
— j3nnag #1081704974 on December 27, 2008
Sat with tony talking old skool shit!
— j3nnag #1029908144 on November 29, 2008
Is watching ugly people dance and being a bitch about it....
— j3nnag #985673018 on November 1, 2008
trying to get on curse fucking fuck bird bitch! Wreckon that'll shitting well do it ya bastard!
— j3nnag #984688574 on October 31, 2008
Is in weird pain as the injection wares off... Feels like someone beat the shit out of my mouth!
— j3nnag #982083871 on October 30, 2008