@Buenobye ah shit
— ihuntmidgets #5881751513 1 day ago
im definitelyy not sober LOL peep the show, if not, fuck you too #MentalMidgetBitch
— ihuntmidgets #5880990150 1 day ago
Oh...@MARLONLWAYANS wasnt in blankman? fuck. then okay, I really don't like anything you've done.
— ihuntmidgets #5849553073 2 days ago
Yea, fuck it. I said your mom @MARLONLWAYANS I went there. Seemingly I am not the only one, theres like 50 of you wayans
— ihuntmidgets #5845982542 2 days ago
Some of you need to be on meds. Its 7am and you're on some slice your wrist shit. Stop it.
— ihuntmidgets #5825237495 3 days ago
@imCash id fuck it.
— ihuntmidgets #5825152260 3 days ago
fuck you dabr.
— ihuntmidgets #5818724593 3 days ago
@MugOfGasoline bastard
— ihuntmidgets #5818513322 3 days ago
@brittanydailey LOL you got talent ...my whole mouth is on FIRE. I drank the shit out that beer though #iearnedit
— ihuntmidgets #5818117452 3 days ago
@santasdevil fuck them right in the ass, people are dbags. specially twitter people, but thats why we have those features #inmypants
— ihuntmidgets #5814446330 3 days ago
@LordRandolph PT cruise her lol thats some copyright shit righ there
— ihuntmidgets #5795314159 4 days ago
@so_jentastic good shit, im highly entertained now
— ihuntmidgets #5786447135 4 days ago
@yochristie dude, im saying. I think I called "downs" on that shit when you were like 8. So, I got next.
— ihuntmidgets #5784692500 4 days ago
@yochristie see, that "like" shit, gets the gasface.
— ihuntmidgets #5784476712 4 days ago
@Trik ok, think deepak chopra, dalai llama, shit like that. warm and fuzzy crap, motivational tweets. rev run = dude from run dmc
— ihuntmidgets #5758599781 5 days ago
@PopNColor that shit is not cool
— ihuntmidgets #5758535262 5 days ago
FYI @RobMader is officially the coolest person I follow. He plays with Sonny Emory and Tom Barney every night. thats fucking awesome.
— ihuntmidgets #5758108780 5 days ago
@GrinderSpencer ah, you only here for one night? sunday, definitely LIV [fountain bleu, miami beach] hands down the only shit worth going to
— ihuntmidgets #5757344877 5 days ago
@MrMadness I totally misread that as "cunt it"
— ihuntmidgets #5754322240 5 days ago
I just made a poorly time "iraq" joke about someones tits via facebook. That shit really bombed.
— ihuntmidgets #5754213664 5 days ago
@carmenita_roxx oh shit LOL #ShortAttentionSpan
— ihuntmidgets #5754200365 5 days ago
@worker_ant LOL this shit is classic. I need to buy the season
— ihuntmidgets #5753615894 5 days ago
@SummerBailey Igota get at @RobinSteelXXX you all should sell 99cent ring tones of summer saying some sexy shit #MarketThatShit
— ihuntmidgets #5749812399 5 days ago
@huckabuck #TheyAllLookAlike fuck that, im waisis
— ihuntmidgets #5745630726 5 days ago
@SKIPofWELOOSE I was thinking more grove too. on some grown and sexy shit. BUT @DeezNotz has some hook ups at sobe
— ihuntmidgets #5744460902 5 days ago
@SKIPofWELOOSE might hit cameo...after watchin this fight shit
— ihuntmidgets #5723922000 6 days ago
#GoodNews your girl just texted you shes "home safe" #BadNews she textd you using the phone of the dude shes fucking.
— ihuntmidgets #5723841322 6 days ago
#HeteroFail RT @Sabrina_Trollop hey, lots of dudes like a woman to fuck their ass w/ a #strapon I know, I talk to them everyday :)
— ihuntmidgets #5709788488 1 week ago
#IncestFollow @jaxxvsyou careful when you call someone a motherfucker. He takes it personally.
— ihuntmidgets #5703096340 1 week ago
#ForeignLanguageFollow @The_Ghostwriter he taught me how to say "go fuck yourself" in another language. :middle finger:
— ihuntmidgets #5703010609 1 week ago
@VanessaVeasley NO THANK YOU! lol im so doing that shit
— ihuntmidgets #5701148314 1 week ago
@CAMzillah LOL @ " i just threw up guaaakk the fuck happen to his culo!"
— ihuntmidgets #5641651275 1 week ago
@MissSididdy im unfollowing a lot of people based off that shit LOL
— ihuntmidgets #5611222625 1 week ago
@thadigitaldj LOL the fuck, that froze my ie
— ihuntmidgets #5610678541 1 week ago
@FrankieNichelle ..what the fuck LOL
— ihuntmidgets #5607251625 1 week ago
@DjSkunkDiesel I think it shows on MY timeline for people who follow me.. as some shit I retweetd, i dono
— ihuntmidgets #5607005290 1 week ago
@FrankieNichelle Oh. retweet function sucks balls. well, how fucking dissapointing.
— ihuntmidgets #5606728193 1 week ago
@RobinSteelxxx LOL shit is legit too, it was on every news site http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/11/09/sports/main5590577.shtml
— ihuntmidgets #5579989778 2 weeks ago
@larzipanz FUCK JOKES I GOT ESSSS TRAAA DAAAS
— ihuntmidgets #5577453122 2 weeks ago
@jaxxvsyou LOL fuck you. yo, im so hype right now
— ihuntmidgets #5577332921 2 weeks ago
@Trik so i am funny and amazing? who the fuck is this? im reporting you to twitter for hackign @trik's account
— ihuntmidgets #5549581275 2 weeks ago
Twitter was designed by the govt to take away your attention from everything that is fucked up around the world #OrNot
— ihuntmidgets #5544098160 2 weeks ago
@iamChicoBrown LOL yo i shit you NOT.... as I read that tweet im listening to tito swing "el platano"
— ihuntmidgets #5543716341 2 weeks ago
@Aclkwrkstarfish http://twitpic.com/ot055 - I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS, ITS UNFUCKING REAL
— ihuntmidgets #5541929576 2 weeks ago
#threewordsaftersex scott fucking bakula.
— ihuntmidgets #5526766206 2 weeks ago
fine. fuck it. you got me to join in on the fuckery... #threewordsaftersex "Penicillin shot? CHECK!"
— ihuntmidgets #5526498075 2 weeks ago
@StephyC_2 fuck tha topic!
— ihuntmidgets #5524718709 2 weeks ago
@hiphophenry lol oh shit, i get what you mean.. "strikeforce" totally threw me off
— ihuntmidgets #5522287074 2 weeks ago
This is the best commercial I've ever seen in my adult life. #NinjaMasterPrep I need that shit in my life
— ihuntmidgets #5517964501 2 weeks ago